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Fanfic: Mr World - Vegeta packt`s!
Chapter: Mr World - Vegeta can do it!
So now Vegeta had to get ready for Mr World. Had to dress up nicely so he could win the beauty pageant. There were of course one problem or another.
"Tell me, how does it actually work? "he asked Bulma.
"Well, you have to wear nice clothes, not a ragged battle suit."
"It's not rude ..."
"Then you have to walk down a catwalk like a model and a Juri then decides whether you can get on one lap. I heard Enrique Iglesias is supposed to take part in the final as a member of the jury. RIQUE, my dream man ... Well, you're my dream man too, "she said when she saw Vegeta's face." Oh yes, Vegeta, and you have to be able to smile dearly, LOVE, not such a stupid grin like you. We still have to practice that. The other thing will be told by the organizer tomorrow. "
It was the evening before Mr. Western Capital. Vegeta had gotten over the shock of qualifying and was now trying to fall asleep.
Next morning. Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, King Vegeta and a few onlookers (Nappa, Piccolo, who wanted to record everything with his digital camera, Raditz, etc.) drove to the polling site, which was the largest shopping center in the city, so that as many spectators as possible could fit in. Bulma, Piccolo & CO squeezed into the front row of the audience, while Vegeta, King Vegeta and Goku had to go backstage. In a changing room they changed quickly and then got numbers in their hands. Vegeta was 7, Goku was 8. There were always couples on the jetty. King Vegeta (in his finest royal clothes) had number 1 and was the first to go.
"Father, good luck and don't put on a show, you already know what I mean."
King Vegeta had just been called.
,,Show? I? I'm not putting on a show ... ", he called and then went to the jetty. He and his partner walked synchronously like top models 20 steps straight along the jetty, while his freshly painted teeth were sparkling, yellow teeth Was a bit bad in a beauty choice, then stopped at the very front, allowed himself to be examined, tossed his hair seductively, swapped sides with his partner and then walked 20 steps back to the moderator, who received some facts (name, age, etc.) announced to him.
,, Grrr .... Father, you shouldn't put on a show. Typically, as soon as there are cameras in the area, he has to act like Brad Pitt, "growled Vegeta, who was watching everything.
"Kakarott, did you hear that now ?!"
"Free beer for everyone?"
“When asked how old he was, father said 25! Did he state that on the form too? "
,,Yes I think so."
"That's the only reason he can take part here ... he may not look like that, but he's around 80 ... but his body doesn't change because he's dead, wretched sack of juice."
"What did you state for your age? ", Goku wanted to know.
"30."
,,Me too."
,,How old are you really?"
,, Uh, I don't know. 43, or so ... "
,,HELLO!!!! "warbled King Vegeta, who had just arrived.
“When are you younger than me? "asked Vegeta.
"Um, I'll buy myself a pizza first ..."
A few numbers later it was also Vegeta and Goku's turn.
"I now call No. 7 and No. 8!"
Goku straightened his shirt before walking up the stairs to the dock with Vegeta. Of course, he stumbled and clapped his length. Everyone laughed, Goku straightened up quickly and dusted himself off.
"Stupid", Vegeta mumbled. Goku's little mistake had at least taken some of his stage fright away. Since Goku fell more often, Vegeta looked really good next to him and he walked forward, was admired, then returned with Goku, who was the final Encore tripped over his open shoelaces. Piccolo, who was recording everything, he didn't notice, luck for Piccolo. Then both were presented to the audience again, what I'm saving now, I think everyone knows who they are, the enthusiastic followed The crowd applauded and they disappeared again.
,, MAN THAT WAS SO EMBARISHING !!!!!! ", Goku called. While Goku was still moaning, King Vegeta of Pizza Hut came back with a huge pizza ham and cheese.
,,And? Was cool, ge? "he munched.
,, Not because of cool. "
"Oh, do you already know? The first 3 winners, i.e. 1st place, 2nd place and 3rd place, advance one round. So there is still hope for you to come to the final with me, "said King Vegeta and posed proudly, like the great Saiyaman. That's how it happened. At the end of this competition round, all 30 candidates were called on stage again Then the first 3 places were announced. 3rd place Goku, everyone felt sorry for the stumbling block, 2nd place King Vegeta ("WAAAAAASSSSSSS ??????????" his reaction) and 1st place Vegeta, well a surprise ...
,, How can that be ???? !!!!!! ", asked King Vegeta desperately." My son should be prettier than me ??? !!!! I'm second ??? !!!!! Prettier than my angel face ??????? ", he asked himself all the time they were on their way home. So Vegeta was now Mr. Western Capital. But only because Piccolo doesn't take part * g *.That was celebrated at home. The typical Saiyajin binge started. But not everyone was able to celebrate. King Vegeta was sadder than ever before, only when Shakira lost her 1st place with Whenever, Wherever, he was sadder.
“I still don't understand. Vegeta overtook me in several voices! ", he moaned." That won't work. "
"HELLI HELLO HELLOILS !!!"
Freezer, the party animal burst into the living room.
"Vegeta, I would like to * smack * you congratulations for your victory."
"Thank you, Freezer .... didn't I kick you out some time ago?"
"Your closeness has seduced me again and again, I just have to be with you," said Freezer and snuggled up to Vegeta.
"It's good, Freezer ... I'm with you ..."
,, Oops, why does your papa look so sad? "asked Freezer.
"He finished second, he'll have to cope with that first."
“Why did Vegeta win? ", asked King Vegeta again.
"Well, the audience was allowed to vote," muttered Freezer. "And that's when I called the one time."
,,You were that?! ONCE? You have voted for Vegeta several times, admit it! "
"Just once ... and the other times."
That was Freezer. Vegeta's loyal fan!
Then came Mr. Capital. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr Federal Republic. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr Central Europe. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr. Northern Capital. SCHWUPS!
And what a miracle, Vegeta, King Vegeta and Goku were together in the final. Vegeta had been consistently victorious, which had made King Vegeta's self-esteem sink. But that didn't matter. It was huge for Bulma that they had come this far at all. Not that she cared that Vegeta might be voted the best-looking man on earth, no, the Juri really was Enrique Iglesias, and for Bulma, Rique fan, that was of course the greatest. King Vegeta really wanted to win this time.There was no further round. But ... who knows what the future will bring.
After an exciting election, the winner has now been announced. Heartbeat finals. Piccolo recorded everything with his digital camera as usual.
,,Hello everyone! ", he said as the self-proclaimed presenter of this documentary and held the camera on his face." Here is the thrilling finale of Mr World! The candidates are just about to take the stage. Everyone is wearing very fine clothes. HUHU! VEGETA, LOOK, I'M FILMING YOU !!!! "
The following now from the camera's point of view: An angry Vegeta approaching-a blow-CRISEL-IMAGE camera lies on the ground-films Piccolo's black eye-CRACK! -Vegeta stepped on it.
"* sniff * my camera ..." Piccolo sniffed and picked up the fragments. Vegeta returned to the stage.
"Well," said Piccolo. "Then I'll just take photos."
Enrique got up. He wanted to read out the juridical decision. Bulma almost fell over. Enrique can now speak German, I'm not in the mood to write everything down in English or Spanish.
“So, let's move on to the decision! ", he said.
,, PICCOLO! "said Bulma.
,,Yes?"
"Do you have a camera?"
"Sure, should I take pictures of Vegeta?"
"Forget Vegeta, there is my RIQUE * heart beam *!"
,,I think..."
"Stop thinking and take pictures of Rique!"
,,All right..."
"I will now announce the winner of Mr World," said Enrique. "All 6 candidates made it to the final, 1 wins 10,000 euros." “IT'S MR VEGETA'S LETTERS FROM THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERIC !!!!!! "SURPRISE! Who would have thought that. Guaranteed not King Vegeta. The spotlight was now fully on Vegeta, Confeti trickled down. With an embarrassed grin, he received the prize money and a large trophy.
,, NOW PICCOLO !!!!!!! "Shouted Bulma.
,, What then? Should I take a picture of Vegeta standing up there and waving? "
,, No, RIQUE Peeps into the crowd !!!!!! "
"* sigh of annoyance *" came from Piccolo.
But if you think that Mr World is over, you are mistaken, the best is yet to come. The beauty pageant was far from over. Vegeta was the most beautiful man on earth. But of course that wasn't enough, at least not if you're called Freezer.
About a week after the finale, Freezer came hopping over to Vegeta, totally exhilarated.
,, Vegeta, VEGETA !!!! "
,,What? I already gave you an autograph, Freezer. "
,, Yes, yes, but ... but .... but ..... "
"First of all, calm down, Freezer. What is it? "
,, So .... SO ..... that ... that .... "
,,That what?"
"You know that I have good relationships with other planets?"
"Of course I know that."
"Yes, and I found out that the other planets all made Mr World elections too!"
"Who do you know about that again?"
"Oh, my chat partner, PUSCHELCHEN, is his name, and you know
"Tell me, how does it actually work? "he asked Bulma.
"Well, you have to wear nice clothes, not a ragged battle suit."
"It's not rude ..."
"Then you have to walk down a catwalk like a model and a Juri then decides whether you can get on one lap. I heard Enrique Iglesias is supposed to take part in the final as a member of the jury. RIQUE, my dream man ... Well, you're my dream man too, "she said when she saw Vegeta's face." Oh yes, Vegeta, and you have to be able to smile dearly, LOVE, not such a stupid grin like you. We still have to practice that. The other thing will be told by the organizer tomorrow. "
It was the evening before Mr. Western Capital. Vegeta had gotten over the shock of qualifying and was now trying to fall asleep.
Next morning. Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, King Vegeta and a few onlookers (Nappa, Piccolo, who wanted to record everything with his digital camera, Raditz, etc.) drove to the polling site, which was the largest shopping center in the city, so that as many spectators as possible could fit in. Bulma, Piccolo & CO squeezed into the front row of the audience, while Vegeta, King Vegeta and Goku had to go backstage. In a changing room they changed quickly and then got numbers in their hands. Vegeta was 7, Goku was 8. There were always couples on the jetty. King Vegeta (in his finest royal clothes) had number 1 and was the first to go.
"Father, good luck and don't put on a show, you already know what I mean."
King Vegeta had just been called.
,,Show? I? I'm not putting on a show ... ", he called and then went to the jetty. He and his partner walked synchronously like top models 20 steps straight along the jetty, while his freshly painted teeth were sparkling, yellow teeth Was a bit bad in a beauty choice, then stopped at the very front, allowed himself to be examined, tossed his hair seductively, swapped sides with his partner and then walked 20 steps back to the moderator, who received some facts (name, age, etc.) announced to him.
,, Grrr .... Father, you shouldn't put on a show. Typically, as soon as there are cameras in the area, he has to act like Brad Pitt, "growled Vegeta, who was watching everything.
"Kakarott, did you hear that now ?!"
"Free beer for everyone?"
“When asked how old he was, father said 25! Did he state that on the form too? "
,,Yes I think so."
"That's the only reason he can take part here ... he may not look like that, but he's around 80 ... but his body doesn't change because he's dead, wretched sack of juice."
"What did you state for your age? ", Goku wanted to know.
"30."
,,Me too."
,,How old are you really?"
,, Uh, I don't know. 43, or so ... "
,,HELLO!!!! "warbled King Vegeta, who had just arrived.
“When are you younger than me? "asked Vegeta.
"Um, I'll buy myself a pizza first ..."
A few numbers later it was also Vegeta and Goku's turn.
"I now call No. 7 and No. 8!"
Goku straightened his shirt before walking up the stairs to the dock with Vegeta. Of course, he stumbled and clapped his length. Everyone laughed, Goku straightened up quickly and dusted himself off.
"Stupid", Vegeta mumbled. Goku's little mistake had at least taken some of his stage fright away. Since Goku fell more often, Vegeta looked really good next to him and he walked forward, was admired, then returned with Goku, who was the final Encore tripped over his open shoelaces. Piccolo, who was recording everything, he didn't notice, luck for Piccolo. Then both were presented to the audience again, what I'm saving now, I think everyone knows who they are, the enthusiastic followed The crowd applauded and they disappeared again.
,, MAN THAT WAS SO EMBARISHING !!!!!! ", Goku called. While Goku was still moaning, King Vegeta of Pizza Hut came back with a huge pizza ham and cheese.
,,And? Was cool, ge? "he munched.
,, Not because of cool. "
"Oh, do you already know? The first 3 winners, i.e. 1st place, 2nd place and 3rd place, advance one round. So there is still hope for you to come to the final with me, "said King Vegeta and posed proudly, like the great Saiyaman. That's how it happened. At the end of this competition round, all 30 candidates were called on stage again Then the first 3 places were announced. 3rd place Goku, everyone felt sorry for the stumbling block, 2nd place King Vegeta ("WAAAAAASSSSSSS ??????????" his reaction) and 1st place Vegeta, well a surprise ...
,, How can that be ???? !!!!!! ", asked King Vegeta desperately." My son should be prettier than me ??? !!!! I'm second ??? !!!!! Prettier than my angel face ??????? ", he asked himself all the time they were on their way home. So Vegeta was now Mr. Western Capital. But only because Piccolo doesn't take part * g *.That was celebrated at home. The typical Saiyajin binge started. But not everyone was able to celebrate. King Vegeta was sadder than ever before, only when Shakira lost her 1st place with Whenever, Wherever, he was sadder.
“I still don't understand. Vegeta overtook me in several voices! ", he moaned." That won't work. "
"HELLI HELLO HELLOILS !!!"
Freezer, the party animal burst into the living room.
"Vegeta, I would like to * smack * you congratulations for your victory."
"Thank you, Freezer .... didn't I kick you out some time ago?"
"Your closeness has seduced me again and again, I just have to be with you," said Freezer and snuggled up to Vegeta.
"It's good, Freezer ... I'm with you ..."
,, Oops, why does your papa look so sad? "asked Freezer.
"He finished second, he'll have to cope with that first."
“Why did Vegeta win? ", asked King Vegeta again.
"Well, the audience was allowed to vote," muttered Freezer. "And that's when I called the one time."
,,You were that?! ONCE? You have voted for Vegeta several times, admit it! "
"Just once ... and the other times."
That was Freezer. Vegeta's loyal fan!
Then came Mr. Capital. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr Federal Republic. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr Central Europe. AND SCHWUPS!
Mr. Northern Capital. SCHWUPS!
And what a miracle, Vegeta, King Vegeta and Goku were together in the final. Vegeta had been consistently victorious, which had made King Vegeta's self-esteem sink. But that didn't matter. It was huge for Bulma that they had come this far at all. Not that she cared that Vegeta might be voted the best-looking man on earth, no, the Juri really was Enrique Iglesias, and for Bulma, Rique fan, that was of course the greatest. King Vegeta really wanted to win this time.There was no further round. But ... who knows what the future will bring.
After an exciting election, the winner has now been announced. Heartbeat finals. Piccolo recorded everything with his digital camera as usual.
,,Hello everyone! ", he said as the self-proclaimed presenter of this documentary and held the camera on his face." Here is the thrilling finale of Mr World! The candidates are just about to take the stage. Everyone is wearing very fine clothes. HUHU! VEGETA, LOOK, I'M FILMING YOU !!!! "
The following now from the camera's point of view: An angry Vegeta approaching-a blow-CRISEL-IMAGE camera lies on the ground-films Piccolo's black eye-CRACK! -Vegeta stepped on it.
"* sniff * my camera ..." Piccolo sniffed and picked up the fragments. Vegeta returned to the stage.
"Well," said Piccolo. "Then I'll just take photos."
Enrique got up. He wanted to read out the juridical decision. Bulma almost fell over. Enrique can now speak German, I'm not in the mood to write everything down in English or Spanish.
“So, let's move on to the decision! ", he said.
,, PICCOLO! "said Bulma.
,,Yes?"
"Do you have a camera?"
"Sure, should I take pictures of Vegeta?"
"Forget Vegeta, there is my RIQUE * heart beam *!"
,,I think..."
"Stop thinking and take pictures of Rique!"
,,All right..."
"I will now announce the winner of Mr World," said Enrique. "All 6 candidates made it to the final, 1 wins 10,000 euros." “IT'S MR VEGETA'S LETTERS FROM THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERIC !!!!!! "SURPRISE! Who would have thought that. Guaranteed not King Vegeta. The spotlight was now fully on Vegeta, Confeti trickled down. With an embarrassed grin, he received the prize money and a large trophy.
,, NOW PICCOLO !!!!!!! "Shouted Bulma.
,, What then? Should I take a picture of Vegeta standing up there and waving? "
,, No, RIQUE Peeps into the crowd !!!!!! "
"* sigh of annoyance *" came from Piccolo.
But if you think that Mr World is over, you are mistaken, the best is yet to come. The beauty pageant was far from over. Vegeta was the most beautiful man on earth. But of course that wasn't enough, at least not if you're called Freezer.
About a week after the finale, Freezer came hopping over to Vegeta, totally exhilarated.
,, Vegeta, VEGETA !!!! "
,,What? I already gave you an autograph, Freezer. "
,, Yes, yes, but ... but .... but ..... "
"First of all, calm down, Freezer. What is it? "
,, So .... SO ..... that ... that .... "
,,That what?"
"You know that I have good relationships with other planets?"
"Of course I know that."
"Yes, and I found out that the other planets all made Mr World elections too!"
"Who do you know about that again?"
"Oh, my chat partner, PUSCHELCHEN, is his name, and you know