In the middle of the desert.


Sally: Hello and welcome to "In Search of the Golden Locus". If you are expecting the usual talk show, I will unfortunately have to disappoint you; Thanks to certain guests, the broadcaster has decided to temporarily remove my program from the program. Instead, I am now moderating this reportage show. Yes a show.


Cameraman: I'm back there !!!


Sally: What ... do you ... mean ...?


Cameraman: * confused * why? I told you I had to see a doctor.


Sally: * annoyed * Does that mean that my intro wasn't filmed ?!


Cameraman: It seems so. Are we finally getting started?


Sally: ... I won't do the intro again. Abstract: The broadcaster has taken the show out of its program. Show now his reportage.


Son Goku: What a coincidence! What are you doing here?


Sally: Already forgot? We have an appointment here to look for the Golden Lokus, which you still haven't found!

Son Goku: Oh.


Sally: Son Goku, can you (since the last broadcast I refuse to address guests with "you") tell us why we are looking at all?


Son Goku: To find the golden locus.


Cameraman: What an idiot.


Sally: You just have to say. No, I meant why are we looking for him? For what reason? And woe to you if you answer "To find him"!


Son Goku: Chichi forced me to look for a job. And then somehow I ended up with this agency.


Sally: Agency?


Son Goku: Yes, an agency that arranges orders.


Sally: ...


Vegeta: !!! IT'S AGAIN !!!


Sally: What is he doing here? Now don't tell me you two work together!


Vegeta: Of course, that's the opportunity to take the carrot off.


Cameraman: Luckily I brought a tank truck full of coffee ...


Vegeta: I also have to look for my treasure.

Son Goku: The Golden Lokus.


Vegeta: Nonsense, Piccolo!


Sally: Ah, as I can see, Son Goku has brought a refrigerator back with him. Do you think that was a good idea? I mean because of that * points to Vegeta *


Son Goku: I have a combination lock now.


Vegeta: And what's the combination?


Son Goku: It is ... uh ... OH NO !!! I forgot her !!


Cameraman: I told you he was an idiot.


Sally: Ok, you can insult him, but please in a language he doesn't understand!


Cameraman: German?


Sally: ...


Vegeta: I can solve the problem!


Son Goku: Huh?


Sally: Which one?


Vegeta: * shoots an energy beam at the fridge *


Goku: MY FRIDGE !!!


Sally: I have a déjà vu ...


Vegeta: Now the lock shouldn't be a problem anymore.


Sally: It fizzled out ...


Vegeta: Exactly!


Sally: ... together with the fridge ...

Vegeta: Oops. Anyway, let's finally look for Piccolo!


Son Goku: My fridge ...


Cameraman: Lavette! Intello!


Sally: What was that?


Cameraman: French.


Sally: Very nice. Who was already looking for everything?


Vegeta: PICCOLO!


Sally: Kuririn, Yamcha, Gohan and Piccolo. Maybe we'll meet someone else. How about if we start looking slowly before this program is canceled? For example over there, by these strange ruins.


Cameraman: This is my trailer ...


Vegeta: A Dutchman?


Sally: If he allows himself more, he'll become a flying Dutchman!


Son Goku: Then let's go the other way.


Sally: Towards the garbage heap?


Vegeta: Pile of trash? But this is not ... this is ... PICCOLO !!!!


Sally: Quickly to him!


Arrived at Piccolo.


Piccolo: * moan * How could that have happened?


Sally: Piccolo sweetheart! Everything OK?

Vegeta: Fins gone!


Piccolo: What are you doing here?


Son Goku: Looking for the Golden Lokus.


Piccolo: You too? It seems to be very popular ...


Sally: Not just him ... * pining look *


Cameraman: But not, I'm still blushing ...


Sally: * knocks him out with her portable 50t hammer *


Vegeta: Somehow I still like her.


Son Goku: Why are you lying around here, Piccolo?


Piccolo: A terrible accident! Too awful to talk about!


Son Goku: You are not a man ...


Piccolo: Son Goku?


Son Goku: Yeah?


Piccolo: If I promise to miss you, will you go?


Son Goku: Huh?


Sally: Sorry to interrupt this very interesting conversation, but shouldn't we start looking slowly ?!


Cameraman: Sally ...?


Sally: WHAT DO YOU WANT ?!


Cameraman: I think the guy with the stupid hairstyle just fell into my coffee tanker ...

Sally: So what?


Cameraman: I just mean ...


Son Goku: Let's look over there, by the ruins!


Sally: This is the trailer ...


Cameraman: No, he's in the other direction ...


Piccolo: Do ​​you really want to keep looking? This is dangerous! If you're not careful, you'll end up like me!


Son Goku: As a garbage heap?


Piccolo: ...


Sally: Well, let's go!


By the ruins.


Son Goku: How do we get in?


Piccolo: With a password.


Son Goku: Which one?


Piccolo: ... milk pudding casserole ...


Son Goku: Hunger ...


Sally: Is this guy just getting on my mind?


A gigantic gate opens and allows the group to enter.


Son Goku: So far it was still very easy.


Piccolo: Just wait.


A creepy voice: Please wait.


Sally: ???


A creepy voice: Please wait.


Sally: What is that about now?


A creepy voice: Ripped off!

Son Goku: Vegeta is annoying.


Vegeta: Carrot, don't talk to your master like that !!


Cameraman: Didn't I get something?


Piccolo: The coffee must have gone to his head.


Son Goku: Master?


Vegeta: On your knees, worm!


Sally: Five.


Vegeta: Of course, Piccolo sweetheart is excluded.


Sally: Four.


Piccolo: I believe I'm going to be bad ...


Sally: Three.


Vegeta: On the floor, woman!


Sally: Two.


Son Goku: This is going to be ugly.


Sally: One.


Vegeta: * falls over *


Sally: Coffee doesn't last very long with Sayajin.


A creepy voice: You passed the test, now comes the next one!


Son Goku: Vegeta, finally stop ... MAMA !!! * clings to Piccolo's leg *


Sally: What's the matter now?


Cameraman: I don't know.


A creepy voice: he's lost 95% of his intelligence.


Gohan: Something happened to mom ???

Sally: Where did he come from now?


Piccolo: Gohan! You live!


Gohan: Piccolo! You also!


Son Goku: Mom! Dada!


Piccolo: Let go of my leg!


Sally: How cute ...


Cameraman: What do we do now?


Sally: That's it! The airtime has expired anyway.


Cameraman: Already? I wanted to tell you so much about my visit to the doctor ...


Sally: ...


Piccolo: I also think that's enough for today.


Sally: Then to part 2!






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Well, death threats are fine too ... ^ __ ^


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