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I promised to publish the essays of our three finalists ... and here we have the first! Piccolo is allowed to start ... If he had suspected that I would find someone who would translate his text for me, he would probably have been a little more careful. Dende was very helpful ... only he doesn't have it with our font yet. He really made an effort ... And now I wish you a lot of fun!












Who lays another egg ......... (or also: the stupidity of certain Saiyajins)




Once upon a time there were 2 completely stupid Saiyajins and an intelligent, strong, courageous Namek. One of the two Saiyajins describes himself as a prince, although he is only a measly dwarf and totally clumsy ...... (more than squirming ....... * is not youthful *). The other Saiyajin is the son of the garden gnome and only has nonsense in his head (after all, he has something on his mind, in contrast to ...... * nasty grins *).These 3 were trapped in a container (shit container, shit game ...). The crazy food bags wanted to wipe out the brave Namekian (HA! They're too stupid for anything ..... * nasty grins *) and hid a white ostrich egg in his bed. The Namek should think he had put it ... (in contrast to stupid princes, Namek can think, isn't it the role of a prince ??? !!!!!!) But the Namek has good ears and overhears everything .... ... Smart as he is, he got himself a gray ostrich egg and showed it to the two food sacks (2 ?? There is still someone missing ...) beaming with joy. The two stunned faces in front of him, the smartest of the 3 almost had to laugh and had a hard fight .... Too stupid they looked out of the laundry .... (Veg ... uh, the dwarf's face was ready to shoot .. .HA, HA ...!) They also believe everything, well, they don't have anything else than eating and sleeping in their head, no space for brains .... (In the dwarf brains anyway ...) So the Dösköppe actually believed him Namekians would have laid an egg.Piccolo: Namekians spit eggs, but the hollow prince's role doesn't buckle like that, even Goku knows that .... well if Goku is smarter than garden accessories ... * megafiesGrins *). This offers all things to fool the Saiyajins from back to front (well, that's not that difficult, not with Saiyajins, with very specific Saiyajins ...), such as knitting, baking, nest maintenance (nest maintenance ... * lol *) and sing. The further he went, the more stupid the two looked (they look that way too ...) and soon thought they saw a mini Namek .. (Note from Piccolo: Hey Vegeta, I can give you one of that You could learn a lot from the little ones, after all, you would have my genetic make-up, you just have to sing something to him ... * silently snorted * * looked at it *). And so the insidious plan of the two full dumbbells or professional dumbbells was reversed and carried out better than they could have done. Namekians are diverse and have talent in every respect, are just not so hungry and stupid .... and naive, and, and, and (I forgot to mention something, besides, lazy, stupid, pathologically proud, conceited. ..) On the last day the Namekian finished his brilliant performance.Believing that the mini Namek will hatch, the goblets go to the nest and wait tense, no, tense and with totally stupid faces for it to hatch. The Namekian is relaxed and full of glee. Suddenly he takes the egg in his hand and throws it at the hollow head of the would-be prince, who is too small. The poison dwarf with an egg and his son, horrified and with stupid faces, don't get it at first (as well as with the sparrow brains ???) but the Namekian has diabolical fun (Piccolo's note: shitty word game) and has a lot of fun. The garden gnome prince is angry and threatens (he doesn't have anything else ...) the clever Namek, but in the end the Namek wins the game and is number 1. The son came second and the last was the stupid prince (serves him right !!!!!!!). Ha ha ha! The oh so proud and self-confident prince has lost, and his so well thought-out plan, oh no. I forgot, he can't think.That was his son who made it up ... backfired.




The moral: "Saiyajins don't have anything else than eating and sleeping in their heads. They are too stupid for everything. Everything they tackle backfires." or something like that"......)




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by: Piccolo












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DANGER!



As a little candy at the end there are a few small excerpts from the introduction for my new series "Dragon Ball Millennium" ... Just to sniff!






>> ... The fight was suddenly interrupted ... "Auarg! Hey ... that's unfair! Biting my tail ... with your sharp teeth! You're mean, Piccolo!" The young Namek grinned think ... "Your own fault, Ice! You put it right in my mouth ... But if it comforts you, until I get the disgusting taste out of my mouth, it will take a while!" So that was the two of them Fighter ... Ice, Freezer's son, now thirteen. So at the same age as Trunks and Goten. And Piccolo ... ... <<




>> ... They landed on the platform ... immediately a really small Namek, no more than half a meter tall, came running towards them, who, except for his cape and turban, was dressed just like Piccolo. The little one clung to Piccolo's legs ... ... <<



>> ... Vegeta grinned ... and the little girl with the turquoise hair that he was holding in his arms laughed happily. His five-year-old daughter Bra ... Vegeta absolutely loved the little one, sometimes Trunks was directly jealous of his little sister. But he knew that Vegeta loved him no less ... he just couldn't show it to his son as openly as he could to his daughter. A son was a son and a daughter was a daughter ... for the proud Saiyan prince that made a difference. ... <<






Are you curious? But it will take a while ... Since this series is after the Spirits saga, it will only start when the Spirits saga is finished!




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