Hi guys!




I already have the second essay! Actually, Cell had meant that the translation would take a little longer ... but he was bored in hell. Since Boo is no longer there (he is at a seminar to find his good self.) And Freezer was condemned to social services (he has to scrub the personal toilets ... he had put Ginyu in the clipping of the boss's secretary) not too much to do anymore. So soon I'll have to do the babysitting for him ... The little ones are sooooo cute! * gag *


Have fun while reading!












Prince Vegeta's cooking lesson


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Recipe for Saiyan-style Namek roast


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You need ...


- A fury of these green bastards (I have!Especially on one ...)


- Lots of space (unfortunately I don't have it at the moment ...)


- More strength than these green weaklings (of course I have!)


- Basic knowledge of torture methods (the little 1x1 of the thumbscrews ... Huh, Huh ...)


- And of course a stupid Namekian (I'm thinking of ...)


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You start with a few well-dosed insults ... This, however, requires a little imagination. (When it comes to insults, I have the ...) I've always gotten good results with things like 'cucumber', 'spinach gnaw' or 'caterpillar'. In doing so, I focused on the skin color of these vegetables (woe, if a stupid saying comes up ...!) Or on their feelers. But with this particular specimen (guess who I'm thinking of ...) things like 'weakling', 'sleepy' or 'wannabe fighter' should also lead to the desired result.As soon as the green guy is really pissed off, the sweet part begins ... (Hey, Hey ... sweet and sour ...) In blind rage he will try to attack, and then it will be fun! (Yes ... but only for me!)


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First comes the tenderizing. As an expert (of course!) For this technique, I recommend a few targeted kicks to warm up until you can assess the strategy of the green body. (I already know Piccolo's ...) And always step nicely where it really hurts! (Where else to go ?!) So don't aim at arms or legs ... Face and kidneys (do they have that ?!) are more worthwhile goals. Unfortunately, nature has given up an even better goal with these greens ... (Tip: scrambled eggs!)


It then continues with blows. Just like the kicks, the blows should also aim at a worthwhile target ... (I would like to polish Piccolo's face ...) If teeth are lost ... of course those of the cucumber ... so much the better!(Can you make beautiful chains out of it ... Would Bulma like that?)


This step can be considered finished when our main ingredient shows the following signs: bruises, lacerations, broken ribs ... (It cracks so nicely ...)


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Now the object still has to be fried (please thoroughly cook it!). Some ki shots are ideal for this ... If you can't do something like that (Pah ... weaklings!) A tank, flamethrower or an H-bomb will do the same. It's best to start with small, weak attacks. You want something out of it! In contrast to the punches and kicks, you should aim for your arms and legs first ... if you hit sensitive parts too early, all the fun is over quickly. Nothing is funnier than a defenseless victim ...


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And now to the finish ... (Hey, I know foreign words!) If you don't feel like it anymore, you can finish it. My personal favorite for this is the Final Flash ... but the good old Gallik-Strahl could also come to terms with it again ... and if I want something exotic, I could do it with a came-hame -Ha try ... it's an attack by Kakarott, but it might work.


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A warning at the end: Of course, such a Namek is not entirely harmless ... They have sharp teeth and claws ... You have to be careful! (If you believe it ...) And you can also handle your energy ... (My object has the spiral of hell ... laughable!)






That was cooking with Prince Vegeta - in the next episode we will make piccolo aspic!












Ahem ... * cough * ... Yes, that's real friendship.

This time there is no thank you ... it's from me, and self-praise stinks! (Oh, that's why it smells so strange here ... - Note from the editor) (Shut up! Or I recommend Vegeta ... as the next main ingredient! - Note from ZenzuBean)


But Vegeta will be able to use his newfound love for cooking ... My new spy has announced that the men will be opening a restaurant! You know ... about marriage strike. So far it looks like the following people will participate in the company ...


- Son-Goku (???) (break clown ... - editor's note)


- Gohan (greets the guests)


- Tenshinhan (as a cook)


- Kuririn (kitchen boy)


- Vegeta (waiter)


- Piccolo (waiter)


Chao-Zu left for health reasons ... he was my first spy ... How? Who is spying now? Well ... I'll tell you ... CELL! The current teleportation is really an advantage ... This time he even helps without babysitting ... He said a little variety wouldn't hurt him.And getting special leave from hell is not bad either ... (Thanks Enma! - Note from SenzuBean) (Please! I also enjoy reading your show ... - Note from Enma) Now you just have to still know what the cooking ... right? Hey, hey ... I know! Mexican ... extra hot! Is the only thing that Son -Goku does not answer ... is too hot for him! As soon as there is something new ... You can find out everything from me!




See you!


SenzuBean












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hi Guys




A serious appeal to conclude!


I'm still looking for a guest author


who writes Trunks' essay.


If you are interested, you can get in touch


contact me...


SenzuBean13@aol.com


Thank you in advance


to all who get in touch!




Your SenzuBean




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