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Fanfic: VEGETA TV(part 2)
Chapter: VEGETA TV (part 2)
Today's topic is: Heroes
The guests: Power Rangers, Suppaman, Mr.Satan and Lassie
The curtain rises, a voice calls out:
,, Say hello to our host! Vegeta! "And cheers from the audience. Vegeta nods briefly in all directions and casually falls into his chair:
"So our topic today is ... HEROES !!"
Unanimous shouts of Vegeta-is-our-hero from the audience.
Vegeta blushes slightly and says, “Say hello to our first guest! The reigning world champion Mr.Satan! "
(He pronounces the last words somewhat ironically ^. ^) Mr.Satan comes in, shows his muscles and sits down.
Vegeta: “Well, Mr. Satan. You are very famous and a hero to many. (a line of girls shout "Vegeta my hero") Is the hype around them exhausting? "
Mr.Satan: "Oh yes, sometimes I think it all gets too much for me, but then ..."
He doesn't get any further because the light suddenly goes out.
A murmur goes through the audience and suddenly one hears:
“If there is a problem anywhere in the world, I will come and I will help you! Suppaman! "
You can see Suppman's outline on the stage as he eats a sour plum:
,, Show yourself villain! I find you so and so! "
He goes on a laborious search and discovers a large headlight:
"Haha, I have you!" He shouts
and takes the spotlight into the mangle.
Meanwhile Vegeta goes to the light switch (you can hear a quiet throat clearing from him) and switches the light back on. -.-
The spotlight shines straight into Suppaman's face and he freezes.
He falls and twitches a few more times.
Immediately two paramedics come and take him away.
Vegeta goes back and clears his throat again:
,, So, um, that's it for our second guest.
So let's move on with our next guest! Lassie! "
He points to one side of the studio with one arm.
Out comes Goku.
"Kakarott ?!" asks Vegeta enthusiastically. ("What is that supposed to mean ???" he thinks)
"Yes, wait ... a moment"
He pulls something and at that moment he stumbles onto the stage disguised as Lassie. A girl exclaims enthusiastically: "Son Goku !!"
Goku: ,, (stands in front of the stage and touches the back of the head ^. ^)
"So, uh yes (he turns red)"
Kakarott! "Shouts Vegeta," Sit down and tell us something about Lassie! (Goku doesn't hear) NOW, GET YOUR SEAT! "
Goku sits down and tells:
“Lassie is sick. But I was allowed to represent them! Well, I'll tell you: Lassie has very good ears! She can hear Bulma farting for 15 km! "
The audience coughs and Vegeta screams:
"Let my wife out of there!"
At that moment 5 characters come through the audience and put on a show.
(the audience backs away in shock)
In the end they land (as you could see it was the Power Rangers) in a very "strange" pose on stage.
"Oh God! They are worse than the Ginyu Force -. -"! "Vegeta grumbled softly to himself and looked at Goku.
He claps enthusiastically and has asterisks in his eyes. He is excitedly waiting for autographs with paper and pen.
Vegeta touches his forehead and shakes his head.
"Where is a woman harassed ???" asks the blue ranger.
The pink ranger approaches Vegeta and greets him with many kisses (envious looks from Goku).
Vegeta: ,, Uah! Leave it! It is enough!!"
He panics and thinks about the Care Bears again.
"THROW THEM OUT!" He yells.
The Rangers are brought out again amid loud shouts of protest.
"Maybe I shouldn't have invited THEM better. But well, now to our next guest!" Shouts Vegeta and points with his arm back to the side of the studio ... nothing!
Kuririn tries quietly and on tiptoe to get to Vegeta - he only trips over two cables ^.^ "-and whispers in his ear that there are no more guests.
A girl yells: “Kuririn! I want to have a child with you!"
He can just turn around when he sees a bright beam of light shooting into the audience. No more trace of the girl.
The audience is a little panicked.
,,No fear! I, Satan, will save you! "
Mr.Satan stands gross on stage and then turns around with his head slightly crouched, because a rather angry C18 has cleared her throat and is terrified herself.
,, So, uh, I have to go now! Must make something to eat for my cook! uh ... ^. ^ ""
The audience quickly leaves the studio and Vegeta tries quickly to say:
“That’s it for today with Vegeta TV! Visit me again soon!
While he tries to push the tail-wagging Goku from the scene ...
so, and how do you like this "show"? haha * g *
The guests: Power Rangers, Suppaman, Mr.Satan and Lassie
The curtain rises, a voice calls out:
,, Say hello to our host! Vegeta! "And cheers from the audience. Vegeta nods briefly in all directions and casually falls into his chair:
"So our topic today is ... HEROES !!"
Unanimous shouts of Vegeta-is-our-hero from the audience.
Vegeta blushes slightly and says, “Say hello to our first guest! The reigning world champion Mr.Satan! "
(He pronounces the last words somewhat ironically ^. ^) Mr.Satan comes in, shows his muscles and sits down.
Vegeta: “Well, Mr. Satan. You are very famous and a hero to many. (a line of girls shout "Vegeta my hero") Is the hype around them exhausting? "
Mr.Satan: "Oh yes, sometimes I think it all gets too much for me, but then ..."
He doesn't get any further because the light suddenly goes out.
A murmur goes through the audience and suddenly one hears:
“If there is a problem anywhere in the world, I will come and I will help you! Suppaman! "
You can see Suppman's outline on the stage as he eats a sour plum:
,, Show yourself villain! I find you so and so! "
He goes on a laborious search and discovers a large headlight:
"Haha, I have you!" He shouts
and takes the spotlight into the mangle.
Meanwhile Vegeta goes to the light switch (you can hear a quiet throat clearing from him) and switches the light back on. -.-
The spotlight shines straight into Suppaman's face and he freezes.
He falls and twitches a few more times.
Immediately two paramedics come and take him away.
Vegeta goes back and clears his throat again:
,, So, um, that's it for our second guest.
So let's move on with our next guest! Lassie! "
He points to one side of the studio with one arm.
Out comes Goku.
"Kakarott ?!" asks Vegeta enthusiastically. ("What is that supposed to mean ???" he thinks)
"Yes, wait ... a moment"
He pulls something and at that moment he stumbles onto the stage disguised as Lassie. A girl exclaims enthusiastically: "Son Goku !!"
Goku: ,, (stands in front of the stage and touches the back of the head ^. ^)
"So, uh yes (he turns red)"
Kakarott! "Shouts Vegeta," Sit down and tell us something about Lassie! (Goku doesn't hear) NOW, GET YOUR SEAT! "
Goku sits down and tells:
“Lassie is sick. But I was allowed to represent them! Well, I'll tell you: Lassie has very good ears! She can hear Bulma farting for 15 km! "
The audience coughs and Vegeta screams:
"Let my wife out of there!"
At that moment 5 characters come through the audience and put on a show.
(the audience backs away in shock)
In the end they land (as you could see it was the Power Rangers) in a very "strange" pose on stage.
"Oh God! They are worse than the Ginyu Force -. -"! "Vegeta grumbled softly to himself and looked at Goku.
He claps enthusiastically and has asterisks in his eyes. He is excitedly waiting for autographs with paper and pen.
Vegeta touches his forehead and shakes his head.
"Where is a woman harassed ???" asks the blue ranger.
The pink ranger approaches Vegeta and greets him with many kisses (envious looks from Goku).
Vegeta: ,, Uah! Leave it! It is enough!!"
He panics and thinks about the Care Bears again.
"THROW THEM OUT!" He yells.
The Rangers are brought out again amid loud shouts of protest.
"Maybe I shouldn't have invited THEM better. But well, now to our next guest!" Shouts Vegeta and points with his arm back to the side of the studio ... nothing!
Kuririn tries quietly and on tiptoe to get to Vegeta - he only trips over two cables ^.^ "-and whispers in his ear that there are no more guests.
A girl yells: “Kuririn! I want to have a child with you!"
He can just turn around when he sees a bright beam of light shooting into the audience. No more trace of the girl.
The audience is a little panicked.
,,No fear! I, Satan, will save you! "
Mr.Satan stands gross on stage and then turns around with his head slightly crouched, because a rather angry C18 has cleared her throat and is terrified herself.
,, So, uh, I have to go now! Must make something to eat for my cook! uh ... ^. ^ ""
The audience quickly leaves the studio and Vegeta tries quickly to say:
“That’s it for today with Vegeta TV! Visit me again soon!
While he tries to push the tail-wagging Goku from the scene ...
so, and how do you like this "show"? haha * g *