Translation
Fanfic: Im Auge der Wahrheit 1
Chapter: In the Eye of Truth 1
In the eye of truth
Vegeta: Welcome to our 1st episode of "In the Eye of Truth"! Today we welcome a family of six who should inform us about their problems!
(Family enters studio and crowd claps)
Vegeta: So these are the famous chunks!
Father Klotze: Exactly!
(Picking his nose)
Vegeta: Uh ... yes!
Daughter Klotze: What's going on here?
Son Klotze: Quiet!
Vegeta: So you guys have problems? Which?
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Grandma Klotze: That means "I beg your pardon?"!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Son Klotze: Quiet!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Vegeta: So gentlemen!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
(Crowd boos at him, Vegeta snaps his fingers and 2 strong men enter the studio)
Grandpa Klotze: Hey what's that supposed to mean?
(Carried out of the studio)
Vegeta: So one less! ... Well, what problems?
Mother Klotze: Yes, we don't really know!
Vegeta: So your problem is that you don't know what it is!
Daughter Klotze: How did you get that? I've known what it is for a long time!
Klotze son: A boy, right?
(strokes her stomach)
Vegeta: I didn't really ask that!
Grandma Klotze: Speaking of questions, I would also have one. Will you marry me, son-in-law?
Father Klotze: Of course, mother-in-law!
(Hug each other and crowd cheers)
Vegeta: What's going on here!
Daughter Klotze: Hey, that's my saying!
Vegeta: Well, not anymore!
(Daughter leaves the studio crying)
Grin Michel: Again one less!
(Pastor enters the studio)
Pastor: Has someone here appointed an East Frisian pastor?
Vegeta: No, but the pizza delivery guy!
Pastor: Measure!
(Leaves the studio)
Vegeta: So what do you dislike about the other one?
Grandma Klotze: Come on, let's run away!
Father Klotze: Exactly!
(leaving the studio hand in hand)
Mother Klotze: Hey, pastor, come back immediately, I want to marry my son!
Vegeta: Are you all happy now?
Mother and son Klotze: Yes!
Vegeta: Well then, see you soon and our next episode of "In the Eye of Truth"!
Vegeta: Welcome to our 1st episode of "In the Eye of Truth"! Today we welcome a family of six who should inform us about their problems!
(Family enters studio and crowd claps)
Vegeta: So these are the famous chunks!
Father Klotze: Exactly!
(Picking his nose)
Vegeta: Uh ... yes!
Daughter Klotze: What's going on here?
Son Klotze: Quiet!
Vegeta: So you guys have problems? Which?
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Grandma Klotze: That means "I beg your pardon?"!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Son Klotze: Quiet!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
Vegeta: So gentlemen!
Grandpa Klotze: What?
(Crowd boos at him, Vegeta snaps his fingers and 2 strong men enter the studio)
Grandpa Klotze: Hey what's that supposed to mean?
(Carried out of the studio)
Vegeta: So one less! ... Well, what problems?
Mother Klotze: Yes, we don't really know!
Vegeta: So your problem is that you don't know what it is!
Daughter Klotze: How did you get that? I've known what it is for a long time!
Klotze son: A boy, right?
(strokes her stomach)
Vegeta: I didn't really ask that!
Grandma Klotze: Speaking of questions, I would also have one. Will you marry me, son-in-law?
Father Klotze: Of course, mother-in-law!
(Hug each other and crowd cheers)
Vegeta: What's going on here!
Daughter Klotze: Hey, that's my saying!
Vegeta: Well, not anymore!
(Daughter leaves the studio crying)
Grin Michel: Again one less!
(Pastor enters the studio)
Pastor: Has someone here appointed an East Frisian pastor?
Vegeta: No, but the pizza delivery guy!
Pastor: Measure!
(Leaves the studio)
Vegeta: So what do you dislike about the other one?
Grandma Klotze: Come on, let's run away!
Father Klotze: Exactly!
(leaving the studio hand in hand)
Mother Klotze: Hey, pastor, come back immediately, I want to marry my son!
Vegeta: Are you all happy now?
Mother and son Klotze: Yes!
Vegeta: Well then, see you soon and our next episode of "In the Eye of Truth"!