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Fanfic: Jointmangel und andere Nöte- 3
Chapter: Lack of joints and other needs- 3
Hi! This part was a little longer in coming, but you certainly don't mind (you are happy! How depressing ...) Many thanks again to Son-Tiger and Gorilla, we are always happy when it is confirmed to us that at least 2 people read our stories! So, today comes for the first time (suspense ...) MRS. LETTERS forward! * cheers * Yes, she is one of my favorite characters as she is not influenced by anything or anyone when it comes to meeting someone with her `Mrs. Briefs-all-inclusive-Service` to please. Yes, annoying as always the good one! Today, for the first time in DBZ history, the secret of your permanent grin will be revealed! So, let's go (finally ... what a foreword * be proud *)
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* ... * = actions
(...) = Comments from the author
[...]= stolen panda shields
~ ... ~ = Thought
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Lack of joints and other needs- 3 (!)
Nikouki: Ha ... ha ... "
Jeys: What? "
Nikouki: hhhhaaa..ha ... "
Sa-Kangaroo: Iiek? "
Nikouki: hhhhaaaaaa ... "
Jeys: * Tea service pack * How about it buddy? Also `n tea?"
Sa-K .: * please agree * Ieki! * Cup accepted * "
Jeys: Also tea cakes? Or would you prefer a peanut? "
Nikouki: haaaaaa .... "
Sa-K .: Ik iek. "
Jeys: Here. "
/5 minutes later
Nikouki: * disregarded * hhhahaa ... "
Jeys: ... And what did he say about that? "
Sa-K .: * abwink * Iek ieek. * on tea slurp * "
Jeys: * baffsei * Really? "
Nikouki: haahaaa ... HATSCHIII !!! * transform * "
Sa-K. + Jeys: * zuNikoukirüberau * Iiek? / hein? "
Nikouki: * threatening voice * Miaauuu ... "
Now Nikouki Sa-Kangaroo is chasing through the whole living room, da Nikouki Sa-K. thinks it's an oversized mouse. Suddenly the door slams open and a person bathed in glaring light stands in the door. Mrs.Briefs, the eliminator. The glaring light disappears and the permanent grin of the letter comes into the room with her all too familiar smile (which resembles that of a wide mouth frog).
Stoned wide mouth frog aka Mrs. Briefs: Did I hear someone sneeze here? * look around for a new victim * "
# In the middle of the room, Jeys (still soaking wet (T_T)) crouch on the floor armed with a teacup and handkerchief, while a cat girl named Nikouki tries desperately to choke down the kangaroo's tail sticking out of her mouth. Where Sa-K. can be recognized by Nikouki's 'slightly' arched belly. #
Mrs.Briefs: Hey little one (Did she just say `little one? Does she mean me? Hey you screeching box, I know where you live ...) Did you just sneeze here?"
Jeys: * nose nose * nope, that was her * on Nikoukideut *! "
Mrs.Briefs: Come on, cats can't sneeze! Don't be so shy (SHY?! ...) Come with me, I'll help you, once I've taken care of you, you'll be better soon! "
Jeys: oh, oh ...! "
Mrs. Briefs: Come on, let me help you ... * Jeyspack and out of the room * "
Jeys: Nikouki, HIIELLFEEE !!! ... "
Nikouki: * burp *, * digestive nap * "
Gorilla rushes through the corridors and tries to outrun the rest of the poker company that follows him through the corridors because he has kidnapped one of their Son-Tiger.
Gorilla: * rushes * Do something so that they leave us alone! *pike*"
Son-Tiger: * anJointzieh *, * like mafia boss talk * You made a big mistake! My people will take care of you! "
Gorilla: ~ Am I just unlucky today? T-T ~ "
Gorilla rushes through the hallways until he hears an all too familiar voice. It comes from the front and belongs to a lady in a pink bathrobe.
Yamcha (yuck ...): Gorilla's nose, I've been looking for you everywhere ... "
Gorilla: * Hissing past Yamchu * Don't have time, but Piccolo comes over there and wanted to have a word with you ... "
Yamcha: Gorilla ... * giggle * always so spirited ... * think about it *, * please * PICCOLO! * Piccolo catch and in your arms * I missed you so much * Piccolo air supply pinch * "
Piccolo: * even greener run * (is that possible? I say yes!) "
Gorilla: * keep rushing * ~ Yes, at least they are busy! ~ "
Vegeta: Stand still, you cowardly rat! "
Kakarott: * growled angrily * Waauuu! "
Gorilla: Oh no! Dead end! * panic look around * "
To be continued ... Just kidding, go on now! ;)
Vegeta: * really mean grin * You're trapped! "
Gorilla: Not quite yet. There's another door there! "
Vegeta: Too bad we won't let you go there anymore! * withKakarottSatzt zumTürmachundTürmitKi-Blastzerspreng * Ha, now you can no longer fly ... AARGGHHH !!!! "
And the wool ball avalanche pent up behind the door starts moving again and sweeps Kakarott and Vegeta away through a wall.
Gorilla: Oi! "
Mrs. Briefs: Oh how nice, there * on LochinWanddeut * we always wanted to have a breakthrough! "
Jeys: Let go of me, I'm very healthy !!! "
Mrs. Briefs: But no, my little one (* gag *) you are not! "
Jeys: I am fine! "
Mrs. Briefs: * Don't disagree * Come on now! "
Gorilla: * amazed *, * behind Mrs. B. and J. afterwards * Wasn't that Jeys? ~ "
Jeys: (very quietly) I don't want to die yet ... "
Gorilla: Hey, wait a minute! "
Gorilla tries to follow both of them, but cannot keep up with the Mrs. Briefs emergency pace to save her 'emergencies'. Instead, he ends up in the living room where Nikouki and Sa-K are. hold up.
Gorilla: Huh? What kind of monster is that? "
Gorilla actually means Nikouki, but since her stomach is quite large, you can no longer recognize anything of a human or cat-like creature. Suddenly there is movement in the animal, which has been sleeping until then, and you can see a bright flash of light.Gorilla's amazement doesn't diminish either when he sees a normal cat girl and a rather wrinkled and drooled kangaroo lying on the floor instead of the monster.
Gorilla: * amazed * ~ One monster becomes two? ~ "
Sa-K .: * slowly coming back * Ieiek. * sudden light transformation * * joy dance performance * JUCHU! I'm human again! "
Gorilla: ... ??? What do you mean, you're human again? * suspicious look * "
Sa-chan: * gorilla note * hello! That means I'm human again! *beam*"
Gorilla: ~ Oh dear, another intelligence bolt ... ~ And why are you human again? "
Sa-chan: Aaaalso ... "
Gorilla: ~ If only I hadn't asked, I just wouldn't have asked ... ~ "
Sa-chan: I have a Yusenkio (is it spelled that way?) Curse, and I've just turned from a kangaroo to normal. "
Gorilla: ~ Was actually very short .. ~ And why did you change back again?And why do you suddenly appear out of nowhere? "
Sa-chan: Aaalso ... Nikouki * sleeping cat girl interpreter * had eaten me in my Yusenkio (or Jusenkio?) Form and after she spat me out, I transformed myself back through her warm gastric juices (Yuckigit ...). "
Gorilla: * straight eyebrow jerk * Aha. "
Nikouki: Zzz. "
Sa-chan: By the way, you have burn marks on your jacket. "
Gorilla: * rear table look * Argh! Son-Tiger ...! I told you to stop smoking joints! "
(The rest of the conversation is not described because the author feels pretty stupid when he writes: My name is `Name` and you?", My name is `anyway` * embarrassed giggle *", and then this embarrassing silence follows in which nobody knows what to say ... well, do you want to know what happened to jeys? * lol *)
Meanwhile with jeys:
Jeys: * jammer * Let me go, it doesn't make any sense! "
Mrs. Briefs: You will get well! Do not worry!"
Jeys: ~ That's what I'm worried about ... ~ "
Mrs. Briefs: Sooo, done! Only the powder against colds ... Where do I get it? "
# Mrs. Briefs is currently in the process of putting together THE remedy for colds. (You all know these home remedies: You get a large bowl, pour hot water into it and add powder or food for colds. The patient then only has to inhale the vapors ...) Jeys tries hard to loosen their chains. #
Mrs. Briefs: Ah, here it is! * Parcel with suspicious white content *, * inhotWasserstreu *, so, done! Take a deep breath!"
Jeys: Nooo ... "
Why is Mrs. Briefs always grinning? Is Yusenkio really written with Y? Will Nikouki come to at some point? What will happen to jeys now? Is Calumon really as stupid as it looks? That and much more in the next part!
So, a little short again, but what the heck.By the way, if I tell Nikouki about it, she'll soon write a psycho-ff! Yeah ... If you want a sequel, write 1, 2 comments, we would be very happy!
The next part will probably be the grand finale and ending ... But more won't be revealed!
Goodbye!
J.