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Is a little shorter this time ... Don't worry, it's still five pages! But that's not the point ... below, after the story, I did a little experiment. So don't be surprised if it says a few lines of junk. Maybe it worked. Have fun!




SenzuBean












About liquor and drugs ...


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Welcome to our party! Yeah So actually it's already over ... but it was still hot. Everyone, really everyone, had stayed overnight. Shortly before I fell asleep, I was still thinking about breakfast the next day ... Together with Bulma and Vegeta it was already adventurous ... but with the WHOLE gang ... Uuiuiuiuiui !!! And then I fell asleep with this idea ... By three o'clock, however, I was wide awake again. Fortunately, as I can only say afterwards.Somehow I couldn't fall asleep, and the thought of the buffet ... of which, contrary to expectations, there was still something left ... Hm ... No, I wasn't really hungry, but ... such a small night snack ... . Yes, I like to raid the fridge at night! Or why do you think I keep getting quarrel with my parents in this regard ?! Huh ?! In any case, the kitchen, where the remains of the cold plates were, was my real goal ... but which I shouldn't have achieved for the time being. The show that was on was just TOO good ... But let's start from the beginning! I almost got a heart attack when suddenly one of the doors opened. Reflexively I jumped to the side and hid ... yes, I guess you can call it that ... behind a huge palm-like scrub, which Bulma affectionately called a 'pot plant'. A shameless understatement. 'Topfurwald' would have been a lot more appropriate. I had chosen a really good hiding place ... not one of the actors that night saw me ... for that I could see EVERYTHING.Where were we...? Oh yes, the door! It was the room in which Muten Roshi and his turtle were quartered ... and the one who came out now ... not only drowsy ... WAS Muten Roshi. I can tell you ...! The old man teased yesterday that it was a real pleasure! So far I actually thought the guys from my vocational school class were the world champions in drinking ... No, no! The Lord of the Turtles caught up with them yesterday ... he could only have surpassed them with solid alcohol intoxication. In any case, the old man came now in his undershirt ... And ONLY in his undershirt! ... staggered into the aisle. Man, was I grateful for the obscuring darkness ... some things really don't need to be seen in detail. But it was still bright enough to see what was going on ... It was okay! Staggered! Muten Roshi was obviously looking for the bathroom ... no wonder, when he was drinking ... At first he couldn't find the bathroom door ... To be precise, he couldn't find a door at all ... but after about 10 minutes he finally did Found a door ... I'm not quite fit as far as the location of the different rooms and doors is concerned ... but THAT was definitely NOT the bathroom.And I should be right, at least judging by the cry that follows. "What the ...! Which old piglet is peeing on me here, huh ?! You pig!" Yes, yes ... who likes to be peed awake? * grin * Muten Roshi didn't seem to bother the screaming ... he slurred something about "Have ... never ... seen such a ... sensitive p ... peeing bowl! " then he disappeared into another door ... not the one he had originally come out of. I could be wrong, but I think he ended up in the Namek's room ... Now someone came out of the supposed 'bathroom'. Vegeta. I almost had a fit of laughter ... but I bit my tongue just in time ... Ouch! At least I didn't have to laugh. Fortunately for Roshi, Vegeta didn't seem to have noticed who he owed the lukewarm shower to ... and I think ... since Muten Roshi is still alive ... he hasn't found out until today. In any case, Vegeta made his way to the bathroom ... and he found it too.On the one hand because he knew his way around here very well, on the other hand because he was not as wide as Roshi. And already the second heart attack of the night was waiting for me ... Suddenly a scream came from the bathroom ... My ears! "Pervert ... watching women in the toilet ... tanning fur ..." Vegeta was out much faster than he was in. Incidentally, pursued by ChiChi, who threw her slippers after him ... It was slowly becoming too colorful and too dangerous for me. Besides, I had lost my appetite ... So I wanted to sneak back into my room ... took a step backwards, went badly forwards, there was the jungle ... and collided with someone. Slowly I turned around ... Oh no! Not again! Are there no end to these clashes ?! "Hello Piccolo ... uh ... can't sleep either, can you?" Stupid question ... on the one hand because he was obviously awake ... on the other hand because he didn't look like he was either just got out of bed."Who can do that ... with THE noise ?!" A bit grumpy, but by no means unfriendly ... "Hey Flea ... what are you doing here in the middle of the night ?!" Something was wrong with him in the upper room wired...! But I have to disappoint you, this time there was no heated argument. I was way too tired for that ... so I thought, 'You me too! '... but then said something completely different "And what are you doing here at this time?" - "I want to go into the kitchen ... have a drink. But why am I telling you that at all ?!" - "I have no idea .. ... but if I were you I would wait a little longer ... ChiChi chased Vegeta in that direction ... "That was really a grin on his face! A gleeful one, to be sure, but at least ... maybe our relationship could still be saved. Now I had my appetite again, so I followed Piccolo ... after a reasonable waiting time together ... into the kitchen. Wait because apparently he didn't really want to bump into ChiChi either.There was nothing more to be seen or heard of ChiChi or Vegeta when we reached the kitchen. So much the better ... While the Namek was getting cold water, I ransacked the remains of the buffet. Finally we both sat at the kitchen table ... Heart attack number three was just around the corner when Piccolo spoke to me completely unprepared. Not even particularly loud or unfriendly, I just didn't expect it at all ... "Are you sure that you are human? Not maybe a Saiyajin after all ?!" He was referring to my food consumption ... And to be honest be, I was actually consuming abundantly at the moment. "I can reassure you there ... 100% human!" What else? Well, how should he know? Then suddenly I remembered something ... What did I say earlier? He doesn't look like he's just getting out of bed ... "Tell me ... did you notice Muten Roshi walking into your and Dende's room?" Judging by the expression on his face, probably not ... "Why is he in our room ?!But to answer your question ... No, I didn't notice. I have been meditating in the garden for the last few hours. "Why do I even ask? I should have guessed ... What's going on now? Why is he looking at me so strangely ?! Somehow ... this look sends a cold shiver down my spine ..." Uh. .. Piccolo ... is what? "-" Nothing special ... just ... What kind of pictures were you showing Bulma and Vegeta? "Disk paste! One of the two couldn't keep his mouth shut ... That Bulma had told everyone about my origins, and also that everyone present in my world was practically only comic or manga characters ... I already knew that By the way, they took it a lot better than I had assumed ... Apparently they are already used to a lot. But my origins were just not the point here ... "Why do you ask? "I wasn't sure how he would react. How much did he already know?"Just so ... I would just be interested in what you think of us in your world ..." Phew, lucky! I've already deleted the spicy pictures ... so I suggested "If you want, I'll show you too ... but not now. I'm much too tired for such jokes." Piccolo just nodded and then drank the last sip of his water. "See you tomorrow morning ... FLEE!" That was ...! “Yes ... cucumber!” Yes, I know ... a little unimaginative. That's what it's called in countless FF's, but I couldn't think of anything better. It didn't really matter ... After I scraped the last of the chicken salad off my plate ... Really delicious! ... I also went back to bed. Another two to three hours of sleep would definitely not hurt me. When I was in the dark ... didn't want to rouse the rest of the crowd unnecessarily ... crept up the stairs, I almost collided with someone on the top step ... "Piccolo ... I thought you wanted to go to bed ?!"Instead he came to meet me ..." I wanted to ... but that old drunkard is inside! "Oh yes, I had already completely forgotten that!" And where do you want to sleep now? "He ... Hey! Tell me, you're the one who's always croaking in between, aren't you ?! What do you mean, if I had brought Verhüterli with me too ?! WHAT?!? Me and Piccolo ... ??! At I would NEVER, NEVER, NEVER sleep in a bed with him. "I think in the garden ... the weather is good and I prefer to sleep outside anyway! "And then he was gone into the darkness. Well, there is probably nothing you can do about that ... I only found out later why he prefers a place to sleep outside ... Everything in good time, we haven't got that far yet! Now we can first back to bed ...


Breakfast was in no way inferior to my expectations ... The first general official act was to reassure Dende to some extent. The poor little one ... yes. I know he is God! ... had a first-rate nervous breakdown.You know that Muten Roshi walked into his room at night ... and that he was first in Piccolo's bed too ... but at some point during the night he must have crawled under the covers to end. When we wanted to wake the Dende, Roshi was half on top of him and ... well ... mumbled over and over in his sleep 'Paff-Paff ... Paff-Paff ...' After this problem was finally solved ... .C18 Roshi had a strong hit and then Dende made a chamomile tea