Hi!




So ... somehow I'm in the mood to experiment today ... so here again the warning: Downstairs there could and probably will be a bit of junk again ... don't let that bother you! Have fun!




SenzuBean












Hello, there I am ... we are again! Folks ... this time it's going to be especially colorful! But before we start, I would like to introduce my assistant ... will you come? Here, your microphone ... Hello Piccolo!




Piccolo: When does it start? *anticipation*




Just be patient ... we have all the time in the world! As already announced we will have Vegeta as a guest today as a victim ... So check your life insurance again ... Did you all pay your installments well?




Piccolo: What is it now? *impatience*




You annoy! But you also gave me a good idea ...




Piccolo: So?




Yes. From now on I will always have a co-author on this show ... and the victim of the last show!What do you make of it?




Piccolo: Then I was really lucky as the first one ...! Whoever comes to Vegeta ... I'm sorry ... and so are you!




I survive it, weeds don't go away!




Piccolo: How true, how true ... * grin *




You...! Ok, then let’s say hello to today's sacrifice ... VEGETA!




Piccolo: Finally! * drool *




Vegeta: What the fuck!?!?




Welcome to 'The Voice of the Lord' ... You are our victim, and we will put you in a nice little story ...




Vegeta: Who the hell is 'we'?! ??! You are Senzu, that little bitch, but the other ...




Piccolo: Guess what! Although ... actually you HAVE guessed right!




Vegeta: Pickle !!! What do YOU ​​have to do with it ??!




Piccolo: Quite a lot ... Senzu, may I? May I? * beg *




How cute ... of course you can!



Piccolo: Well ... once upon a time there was a little Saiyan prince ... and everything around him was green!




Vegeta: What's that supposed to mean ??! * chirp * Why am I so small all of a sudden ?! Yuck! * cheep * shit green color!




Piccolo: The size was not intended ... but ... * grin * So maybe you can get your megalomania under control!




He looks like Mini-Me ... this guy from the second Austin Powers movie ...




Vegeta: Hey ... * cheep * Where has my hair gone ?! And what is that...?! A monocle?!?




Piccolo: * chuff * hit Senzu!




I liked it better with hair ...




Piccolo: Senzu ... did that have to be? Now the hair is back ... * disappointment *




Now don't overdo it! What if I did this to you ?!




Piccolo: * gulp *




But we can still keep the size a bit ... So ... our little prince went for a walk ... But where?Do you have an idea, Picci?




Piccolo: Don't call me ... Oh what the heck! Sure I have an idea ... How about a field full of nettles ?!




Vegeta: Uahhh ...! You green ... Ouch! ... bastard! Uahh! If I ... ouch! catch ...




Piccolo! Really ... get rid of the nettles! Do you still have them all?!




Piccolo: Phew ... you said I can do what I want!




Idiot! So ... the prince was walking through a large, dark forest ... A pine forest ... Very nice! So how do you like it, Vegeta?




Vegeta: Shit! But nice that you at least ask ...! * grrr *




Then further ... he followed a narrow path that led further and further into the forest ... Soon he reached a bridge over a small river. Without hesitation he wanted to cross the river, but when he reached the middle of the small wooden bridge it broke through ... he ...



Piccolo: ... he clap in the ice-cold water ...




Splash!




Vegeta: Is that cold ...! You dumbass!




Piccolo: ... and then had to find out that the river is contaminated with piranhas! Eh!




Vegeta: Jihhaul! Uahh! Would you please ... Ouch! ... these biting beasts ... Ouch! ... pluck off my ass?! ??! Right away!!! Ouch!




Piccolo ... piranhas only live in warm water!




Piccolo: So? I didn't know ... but is it so important?




No, not really ...




Vegeta: Hey! While you guys are discussing zoology up there, I'm being eaten up here !!!




Piccolo: And ?!




Then I'll go on ... so the prince shook off the fish and climbed out of the river. When he reached the other side, he continued to follow the path until he noticed a pleasant smell. Freshly baked cake!




Vegeta: Hey, Senzu ... your imagination smells really good!Hmmm! Hopefully it tastes like that too ...!




Piccolo: Immediately afterwards the prince tripped over a root, flew on his face and ended up with his face in a fresh cow dung!




Vegeta: Um ...! Was that necessary now?




Piccolo: Yes!




Hey, hey ... Piccolo, behave! * grin * So the prince walked on ... until he came to a small house. He slowly walked closer and noticed that it was made entirely of gingerbread ... Hey Vegeta, what the hell are you doing ?!




Vegeta: Well ... if the booth is made of gingerbread, it'll be eaten too, damn one! * knurschper *




Piccolo: I'm getting sick ...




Vegeta: You want something too, pickle?




Piccolo: No thanks ... * gag *




Vegeta: Tastes really good ... try it!




Piccolo: I have to ... * gag *




Then quickly ... The prince suddenly heard a voice ... "Crunchy, crunchy knuckle ... who's crunching my house ?!"And already an old witch is looking out the door of the house ...




Vegeta: It's me, you old corrugated iron box! Prince Vegeta !!!




Piccolo: Corrugated iron box ...?




Vegeta: Ha, ha, ha ... this is REALLY a corrugated iron box !!! * laugh *




Piccolo ... watch what you write! My beautiful witch!




Vegeta: Nice ...? Well I don't know ... Somehow reminded me of Bulma ...




RRRINGG!




My phone...? Wait a minute ... yes ... yes he's here ... I should what ?! Otherwise ... what else are you doing ?! Ok, ok ... I'm already at it! Bye!




Piccolo: Who was it?




Bulma ...




Vegeta: Shit ...




Sorry Vegeta ... what's coming now is force majeure! * throat * So the little prince is now standing in front of a crowd in a pink mini dress and green, extra-high high-heeled shoes!




Vegeta: Senzu ...! You...! * rotWerd * Shit, how embarrassing!Senzu you stupid cow! Get me out of here right now! But pronto ...




Piccolo: * giggle *




Vegeta: And you don't laugh so stupid, you vegetable brain!




Piccolo: At least I have one ...




Vegeta: ...! Senzu, I'll take you around the corner ... by hand! You ... you ... * grrr *




Don't forget, Veggie ... I am in charge of the strings! Suddenly, THE little prince begins to stir ... and Vegeta can't do anything about it!




Vegeta: What the ... Senzu! How perverted can you actually be ?!




Do you really want to know? So ... he ...




Vegeta: Stop, better not!




Piccolo: I don't understand anything ...!




I'll tell you if you ever become human ...




Piccolo: Aha ... 'human things' ... then I don't even want to understand it!




Vegeta: Sorry if I disturb you during your education class * smirk * ... But what do I do with my croissant now?



Piccolo: Your WHAT?!?




* snort * You are the man Vegeta here ... What do you usually do in such a situation? * grin *




Vegeta: Uh ... ice cubes in your pants ?!




Piccolo: Is'er now completely plem-plem ?!




So while Piccolo is still thinking about whether Vegeta needs a straitjacket and the latter is ... uh ... busy with other things, I'll use the time and say goodbye to you! That was another eventful episode of THE VOICE OF THE LORD ... Be there again next time! Then Vegeta is my co-author ... and Goku is our victim!




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I just couldn't help myself! Sorry! Either this is now funny and colorful ... or it went wrong!