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Fanfic: Jointmangel und andere Nöte- 4(!)
Chapter: Lack of joints and other needs- 4 (!)
Hello, how are you? Thanks to Gorilla and DocSon, who kindly decided to read my last entry AND even write a comment underneath. Arigato! So, this will probably not be the last part after all, because I still had some ideas ... Well, let's see how far I can get.
Will Son-Tiger finally start to coke properly or will she leave it with joints? Will the wacky writer comply with Gorilla's request and not let the characters smoke weed (but rather get drunk)? When will the stolen panda shields finally appear?
~ ... ~ = Thought
... "= spoken
* ... * = actions
[...]= stolen panda shields
# ... # = scene descriptions
(...) = my completely superfluous comments
Lack of joints and other needs-4
Jeys: nnnnnei ... "
Mrs. Briefs: uuuuuuuups! ... "
# The room is suddenly completely darkened and all you can see is black (and the coffee stain on the paper when the draftsman knocked his cup over).Suddenly, two glowing yellow eyes light up, which contract into two viciously glowing slits.
Mrs. Briefs: Yes, am I here in the darkroom ?! * Pull a match *, * light * Arrrgghhh!
Match: * going out *
Mrs.Briefs: Well, God be Doank, now the light is off again! (I know, Manitou's shoe, but, I just had to bring this up now (although Mrs. Briefs could never come up with such intelligent sentences.))
Meanwhile with the others ...
Nikouki: Zzz, Zzz ...
Sa-chan: * Nikoukien tip * Hello? Are you still alive? Halloho?
NIkouki: * weiterpenn *
Gorilla: Great, what are we going to do with a half-dead cat and a smoking mafia boss who's waiting for his buddies ?!
Sa-chan: ???
Gorilla: ojeeeee ...
(pretty imaginative dialogue, right ?!)
Vegeta: * grumble * Kakarott, where have you taken us back to now ?!
Kakarott: wau graaaaaauuuu, hrawau ?!
Vegeta: Yeah, it's okay!How about you take us to Trunks room as soon as possible?
Kakarott: Wow?
Vegeta: How well. According to our motto: Always follow your nose!
Kakarott: Woof, woof! * to sniffing coke parcels *, * to sniffing the floor * WAAAUUUII !!!
Vegeta: What? Even stronger than in Trunk's room? Pick up the track! * Prefer DitasXXL pack *, * sniff * ah ...
(Brief explanation of their whereabouts: Kakarott and Vegeta were swept through half the CC by the wool ball avalanche and are now in a remote part of the building. The wool ball avalanche is still roaring around somewhere.)
(small change of location)
Dieter: Be careful * sniff * Annsoffkiff! And don't try to find Luigi again!
Annsoffkiff: * on bike path * yes yes ...
Annsoffkiff is now cycling along a 20 cm wide and 2 m high fence. (Note: Annsoffkiff's behavior is very similar to Shampo's in some ways.) She has an important shipment to deliver to a repeat customer.
Vegeta and Kakarott meanwhile dart around corners and chase after a fresh trail of coke.
Kakarott: * hechel *, * drool * Wauwawawau!
vegeta: Great!
They both shoot around a corner and see ... a mop. A living mop.
Vegeta: What is it ???
Kakarott: * shrug *
Mop: * yap * Wauwauwauwau!
Vegeta: Oh god, that's ... what is that anyway?
Kakarott: * tip over! * Wauwa!
Mutt: * with ball game *[I'm just a cute little puppy! ]
Vegeta: Kakarott is right! * threatening voice * Where's the coke ?! (* shudder *) * yapper corner push *
Kläffer: * kritzel *[really don't know what you ...]* Schildwend *[have! ]
...
Gorilla: That really can't be true! (threatening tone of voice!) Son-Tiger ...! Finally pull this bag off your head!
Son-Tiger: * snüüüüüf! *
#The lights go out (again ...), and colorful spotlights look in the dark for the star hidden in the shadows.All of a sudden, all the spotlights turn on Son-Tiger, who performs a breathtaking tap dance.
Sa-chan: * amazed * Where do they always get the headlights from? * amazed *
Nikouki: * purr * Zzz, Zzz!
Gorilla: * behind Son-Tigerherfetz * Stand still and finally stop fumbling! * unnerved *, * Son-Tigerendlicherreich *, JAAUUUL !!!
Nikouki: * straighten up * Mi-huh? meow. * tilt back *, Zzz, Zzz ...
Son-Tiger: * on gorillas footsteps *
Gorilla: T-T! ~ Hold on, hold on ... ~ Ouch!
Sequel follows...
Now that my sister has to go online, I can't go on writing. Oh man, right now that I have so many ideas ...
"sit
Will Son-Tiger finally start to coke properly or will she leave it with joints? Will the wacky writer comply with Gorilla's request and not let the characters smoke weed (but rather get drunk)? When will the stolen panda shields finally appear?
~ ... ~ = Thought
... "= spoken
* ... * = actions
[...]= stolen panda shields
# ... # = scene descriptions
(...) = my completely superfluous comments
Lack of joints and other needs-4
Jeys: nnnnnei ... "
Mrs. Briefs: uuuuuuuups! ... "
# The room is suddenly completely darkened and all you can see is black (and the coffee stain on the paper when the draftsman knocked his cup over).Suddenly, two glowing yellow eyes light up, which contract into two viciously glowing slits.
Mrs. Briefs: Yes, am I here in the darkroom ?! * Pull a match *, * light * Arrrgghhh!
Match: * going out *
Mrs.Briefs: Well, God be Doank, now the light is off again! (I know, Manitou's shoe, but, I just had to bring this up now (although Mrs. Briefs could never come up with such intelligent sentences.))
Meanwhile with the others ...
Nikouki: Zzz, Zzz ...
Sa-chan: * Nikoukien tip * Hello? Are you still alive? Halloho?
NIkouki: * weiterpenn *
Gorilla: Great, what are we going to do with a half-dead cat and a smoking mafia boss who's waiting for his buddies ?!
Sa-chan: ???
Gorilla: ojeeeee ...
(pretty imaginative dialogue, right ?!)
Vegeta: * grumble * Kakarott, where have you taken us back to now ?!
Kakarott: wau graaaaaauuuu, hrawau ?!
Vegeta: Yeah, it's okay!How about you take us to Trunks room as soon as possible?
Kakarott: Wow?
Vegeta: How well. According to our motto: Always follow your nose!
Kakarott: Woof, woof! * to sniffing coke parcels *, * to sniffing the floor * WAAAUUUII !!!
Vegeta: What? Even stronger than in Trunk's room? Pick up the track! * Prefer DitasXXL pack *, * sniff * ah ...
(Brief explanation of their whereabouts: Kakarott and Vegeta were swept through half the CC by the wool ball avalanche and are now in a remote part of the building. The wool ball avalanche is still roaring around somewhere.)
(small change of location)
Dieter: Be careful * sniff * Annsoffkiff! And don't try to find Luigi again!
Annsoffkiff: * on bike path * yes yes ...
Annsoffkiff is now cycling along a 20 cm wide and 2 m high fence. (Note: Annsoffkiff's behavior is very similar to Shampo's in some ways.) She has an important shipment to deliver to a repeat customer.
Vegeta and Kakarott meanwhile dart around corners and chase after a fresh trail of coke.
Kakarott: * hechel *, * drool * Wauwawawau!
vegeta: Great!
They both shoot around a corner and see ... a mop. A living mop.
Vegeta: What is it ???
Kakarott: * shrug *
Mop: * yap * Wauwauwauwau!
Vegeta: Oh god, that's ... what is that anyway?
Kakarott: * tip over! * Wauwa!
Mutt: * with ball game *[I'm just a cute little puppy! ]
Vegeta: Kakarott is right! * threatening voice * Where's the coke ?! (* shudder *) * yapper corner push *
Kläffer: * kritzel *[really don't know what you ...]* Schildwend *[have! ]
...
Gorilla: That really can't be true! (threatening tone of voice!) Son-Tiger ...! Finally pull this bag off your head!
Son-Tiger: * snüüüüüf! *
#The lights go out (again ...), and colorful spotlights look in the dark for the star hidden in the shadows.All of a sudden, all the spotlights turn on Son-Tiger, who performs a breathtaking tap dance.
Sa-chan: * amazed * Where do they always get the headlights from? * amazed *
Nikouki: * purr * Zzz, Zzz!
Gorilla: * behind Son-Tigerherfetz * Stand still and finally stop fumbling! * unnerved *, * Son-Tigerendlicherreich *, JAAUUUL !!!
Nikouki: * straighten up * Mi-huh? meow. * tilt back *, Zzz, Zzz ...
Son-Tiger: * on gorillas footsteps *
Gorilla: T-T! ~ Hold on, hold on ... ~ Ouch!
Sequel follows...
Now that my sister has to go online, I can't go on writing. Oh man, right now that I have so many ideas ...
"sit