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Fanfic: A cruel Joke
Chapter: A cruel joke
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A cruel joke
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Name: A cruel Joke (Oh, how logical ..)
Rating: G
Pairing: Psssst..Secret!
Genre: Romance / Comedy
Dedication: Cheely, Sora-Chan, Akane_chan, Alina-san, Zero, BrollyDX, Paen777, Roxy, Nathalia, Troka, Bragohan, Pan and everyone else who knows me. * smile *
Explanations:
"..." someone speaks
'...' someone thinks
> ...
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ Change of scene
*** Flashback
Disclaimer: DBZ is not mine, I just use the characters, blah, blah, blah ...
Preface:
Haha, I wrote today and I'm proud of myself. (resembles megalomania ...)
Today is HALLOWEEN !! That's why I really wanted to write a story that had something to do with it and ´Ouija` (be careful, surreptitious advertising!) Is not finished yet. But I can promise you this is going to be really gross, poor Pan, poor Trunks. MUAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, you shouldn't miss this story.
(And look today at Pro7 ´The Blair Witch project`. Surreptitious advertising again ...)
Now it's time to READ !!
And have fun ... and get scared ... (HOHOHOHOHOHO ... that should represent scary laughter, so don't say anything wrong!)
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A cruel joke
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"Grandpa! Grandpa Goku! Tell us a story! A scary one!" called the little blonde girl and jumped on Goku`s lap, who was sitting at the dining table with Chichi. “A creepy story? Uhh, I'm not very good at storytelling,” he admitted, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.
Chichi smiled and a dark-haired boy and a girl with turquoise hair came running into the kitchen and hopped on the spot, very excited. The black-haired boy was wearing a white sheet but had just taken it off. "Please, please, tell us one, Grandpa! One about Halloween!"
The little girl with the turquoise hair had a child no older than 2 in her arms. It had a slightly darker skin. She ran to Chichi and the baby held out a bag. "Tüches dons tibt taures," said the little dark-skinned child. It should probably mean something like 'there is something sweet or sour'. The girl smiled. "Well, great-grandma Chichi, will you give us something sweet?" she asked, looking innocent.
Chichi grimaced, but then smiled. Great-grandma sounded so old and she was * only * barely 60. "Of course, Ayumi. Where did you leave your parents?" asked the pretty older woman and went to the closet to get a pack of gummy bears.
"Here's one of them. I'll be gone again in a minute," said a young, black-haired woman and stood next to Chichi. “Hello Grandma,” she said and hugged her grandmother. "Hi Grandpa!" she called to the man in the chair with the little girl on her lap. He gave her a grin in greeting.
"I just wanted to ask if you could take care of the four. We'd like to go to a Halloween party and we can't use our little monsters there." Ayumi snorted. "Who do you call a monster here, Mom !?" she asked sourly.
The woman tousled her daughter's short turquoise hair while her Chichi pressed the gummy bears into her hand. "Get out of here, you monster," she said. Ayumi stuck her tongue out at her mother and great-grandmother and quickly made off to her great-grandfather.
"Sure, we like to take care of her," Chichi said with a smile. The older woman sat down at the table again.
"Thank you, Grandma. We'll pick you up again tomorrow morning." She hugged her grandmother in thanks. "Come here, Ayumi, kiss your mother goodbye."
Ayumi came immediately and jumped into her mother's arms. She kissed her on the cheek.“Have fun and take your time,” said the little girl. The black-haired woman laughed at her daughter's comment. “We'll do it.” She set her daughter down.
She knelt down next to the black-haired boy. “Don't let the three girls get you down, Toru,” she said to him. Toru grinned. "Don't worry, I'll be able to deal with my sister and little Myu. Your daughter worries me more," he admitted quietly.
The blonde girl laughed. "You have every reason to be afraid of her. Girls can be cruel when they're in love."
“Riku, don't scare your brother.” Chichi scolded and Ayumi's mother just smiled. “So, so, so my daughter fell in love with Toru?” Toru turned bright red.
“Yes, and he likes her too,” his sister whispered.
“Shut up, blonde,” Toru hissed.
"Shut up yourself, dull cheek." She snapped back.
"You are both quiet now, you can't stand that in your head." Chichi scolded again.
“I really have to go now.” The black-haired woman laughed and went to the door. "Take care. And don't let her stay up too late."
The door slammed and the 10 year old blonde girl continued to hop on Goku`s lap. "Now tell me," she pleaded.
Chichi sighed. "Come here, I'll tell you a funny, romantic and scary Halloween story," she said with a smile. The children gathered around Chichi and Riku was now hopping onto her lap.
"Listen, it was the week before Halloween. A stormy evening at the Capsule Corporation, Bulma and Vegeta had gone out. Their daughter Bra was at home alone with her best friend Marron, getting ready for a party ..."
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"This is going to be the coolest party ever!" the girl with the lavender hair called to the blond girl in front of the mirror."Marron, what do you want to portray?" she asked further, frowning.
“Elenor Roosevelt,” said the blonde girl, proudly turning to her friend. "She is a role model for all girls in the world."
Your friend laughed. “Wrong.” She also turned to Marron and presented herself in a tight fumble with the British flag and put on the red wig. “Ginger Spice is a role model,” she said. Marron looked at her in disbelief.
"What's a role model about Ginger Spice, Bra? She only makes music. Elenor, on the other hand, was the First Lady of America, wife of Franklin Roosevelt." She explained, straightening her blazer.
Bra laughed even louder. "Listen, listen, our history genius has spoken. You look like an old box." She noticed and looked askance at Marron. The blonde girl gave Bra a look that was partly soured and partly disbelieving.
"And you look like you are available to everyone," she said, slightly angry. Bra grinned, knowing Marron hadn't meant it. The two understood each other without words. Bra laughed again.
"Tell me, Bra, where is your brother anyway?" Marron asked, putting a pearl necklace on. “Already there.” Bra spoke of the party they wanted to go to.
*ring*
*ring*
Marron went to the phone. "I'll answer it, okay?"
*ring*
"Yes." Bra said, pinning * her * hair up.
"Hello?" Marron asked after answering the phone.
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“Here's the killer who's about to kill you.” Toru gasped in a horror voice that made the girls jump up screaming. Toru laughed and Riku hit him on the head.
"That's not funny, dull cheek!" she hissed.
"Quiet and just listen."Ayumi interfered." Tach I really kich dett. "Myu noticed and put his hands on his sides." What !? "Toru asked blankly." With the best will in the world, I never understand what Myu is talking about. "
"How about when you have as much brain as a walnut." Riku grinned.
"Be careful what you say. I'm still the stronger of the two of us."
"Well, I can interrupt my story at this point." Said Chichi and took the popcorn out of the microwave. "If you find the story boring ..."
"No!" everyone, including Goku, shouted unanimously. They sat down on the floor and waited for Chichi to continue.
She sighed and sat back down with the popcorn bowl on her lap. She stuffed a handful into her mouth and gleefully chewed on the risen corn. She noticed the hopeful looks that were all directed at her. “Sorry.” She laughed.“Where are my good manners?” She held out the bowl to them.
"Do you want something too?"
“Well, I'll definitely take it.” Goku said and dug his hand into the popcorn.
"Go on, Grandma!" Riku begged.
“Oh, of course.” The older woman laughed again. "So the phone rang ..."
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> The blonde girl thought nothing of it when nobody said anything and asked again ... <
"Hello!?" she grew impatient.
"Hello, who is speaking?" came a soft, low voice. It sounded like someone completely insane.
Marron laughed in disbelief. "Well, if you don't know, you probably made the wrong number."
"Definitely not. Tell me your name, beautiful blonde." Came the terrifying voice again.
"I won't do that. How do you even know I'm blonde?" Marron asked suspiciously.
'Slowly, but surely, the thing seemed strange to her ...'
"Aren't you the blonde who is disguised as Elenor Roosevelt? Looks very good on you." The voice laughed contemptuously. "Makes you older, my sweetie. From 16 to 20. It can go that fast."
Marron`s eyes widened and jerked off again. She ran to the window and looked out, almost in panic. "What's going on? Who was it?"
A cruel joke
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Name: A cruel Joke (Oh, how logical ..)
Rating: G
Pairing: Psssst..Secret!
Genre: Romance / Comedy
Dedication: Cheely, Sora-Chan, Akane_chan, Alina-san, Zero, BrollyDX, Paen777, Roxy, Nathalia, Troka, Bragohan, Pan and everyone else who knows me. * smile *
Explanations:
"..." someone speaks
'...' someone thinks
> ...
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ Change of scene
*** Flashback
Disclaimer: DBZ is not mine, I just use the characters, blah, blah, blah ...
Preface:
Haha, I wrote today and I'm proud of myself. (resembles megalomania ...)
Today is HALLOWEEN !! That's why I really wanted to write a story that had something to do with it and ´Ouija` (be careful, surreptitious advertising!) Is not finished yet. But I can promise you this is going to be really gross, poor Pan, poor Trunks. MUAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, you shouldn't miss this story.
(And look today at Pro7 ´The Blair Witch project`. Surreptitious advertising again ...)
Now it's time to READ !!
And have fun ... and get scared ... (HOHOHOHOHOHO ... that should represent scary laughter, so don't say anything wrong!)
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
A cruel joke
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
"Grandpa! Grandpa Goku! Tell us a story! A scary one!" called the little blonde girl and jumped on Goku`s lap, who was sitting at the dining table with Chichi. “A creepy story? Uhh, I'm not very good at storytelling,” he admitted, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.
Chichi smiled and a dark-haired boy and a girl with turquoise hair came running into the kitchen and hopped on the spot, very excited. The black-haired boy was wearing a white sheet but had just taken it off. "Please, please, tell us one, Grandpa! One about Halloween!"
The little girl with the turquoise hair had a child no older than 2 in her arms. It had a slightly darker skin. She ran to Chichi and the baby held out a bag. "Tüches dons tibt taures," said the little dark-skinned child. It should probably mean something like 'there is something sweet or sour'. The girl smiled. "Well, great-grandma Chichi, will you give us something sweet?" she asked, looking innocent.
Chichi grimaced, but then smiled. Great-grandma sounded so old and she was * only * barely 60. "Of course, Ayumi. Where did you leave your parents?" asked the pretty older woman and went to the closet to get a pack of gummy bears.
"Here's one of them. I'll be gone again in a minute," said a young, black-haired woman and stood next to Chichi. “Hello Grandma,” she said and hugged her grandmother. "Hi Grandpa!" she called to the man in the chair with the little girl on her lap. He gave her a grin in greeting.
"I just wanted to ask if you could take care of the four. We'd like to go to a Halloween party and we can't use our little monsters there." Ayumi snorted. "Who do you call a monster here, Mom !?" she asked sourly.
The woman tousled her daughter's short turquoise hair while her Chichi pressed the gummy bears into her hand. "Get out of here, you monster," she said. Ayumi stuck her tongue out at her mother and great-grandmother and quickly made off to her great-grandfather.
"Sure, we like to take care of her," Chichi said with a smile. The older woman sat down at the table again.
"Thank you, Grandma. We'll pick you up again tomorrow morning." She hugged her grandmother in thanks. "Come here, Ayumi, kiss your mother goodbye."
Ayumi came immediately and jumped into her mother's arms. She kissed her on the cheek.“Have fun and take your time,” said the little girl. The black-haired woman laughed at her daughter's comment. “We'll do it.” She set her daughter down.
She knelt down next to the black-haired boy. “Don't let the three girls get you down, Toru,” she said to him. Toru grinned. "Don't worry, I'll be able to deal with my sister and little Myu. Your daughter worries me more," he admitted quietly.
The blonde girl laughed. "You have every reason to be afraid of her. Girls can be cruel when they're in love."
“Riku, don't scare your brother.” Chichi scolded and Ayumi's mother just smiled. “So, so, so my daughter fell in love with Toru?” Toru turned bright red.
“Yes, and he likes her too,” his sister whispered.
“Shut up, blonde,” Toru hissed.
"Shut up yourself, dull cheek." She snapped back.
"You are both quiet now, you can't stand that in your head." Chichi scolded again.
“I really have to go now.” The black-haired woman laughed and went to the door. "Take care. And don't let her stay up too late."
The door slammed and the 10 year old blonde girl continued to hop on Goku`s lap. "Now tell me," she pleaded.
Chichi sighed. "Come here, I'll tell you a funny, romantic and scary Halloween story," she said with a smile. The children gathered around Chichi and Riku was now hopping onto her lap.
"Listen, it was the week before Halloween. A stormy evening at the Capsule Corporation, Bulma and Vegeta had gone out. Their daughter Bra was at home alone with her best friend Marron, getting ready for a party ..."
~ * ~ * ~ * ~
"This is going to be the coolest party ever!" the girl with the lavender hair called to the blond girl in front of the mirror."Marron, what do you want to portray?" she asked further, frowning.
“Elenor Roosevelt,” said the blonde girl, proudly turning to her friend. "She is a role model for all girls in the world."
Your friend laughed. “Wrong.” She also turned to Marron and presented herself in a tight fumble with the British flag and put on the red wig. “Ginger Spice is a role model,” she said. Marron looked at her in disbelief.
"What's a role model about Ginger Spice, Bra? She only makes music. Elenor, on the other hand, was the First Lady of America, wife of Franklin Roosevelt." She explained, straightening her blazer.
Bra laughed even louder. "Listen, listen, our history genius has spoken. You look like an old box." She noticed and looked askance at Marron. The blonde girl gave Bra a look that was partly soured and partly disbelieving.
"And you look like you are available to everyone," she said, slightly angry. Bra grinned, knowing Marron hadn't meant it. The two understood each other without words. Bra laughed again.
"Tell me, Bra, where is your brother anyway?" Marron asked, putting a pearl necklace on. “Already there.” Bra spoke of the party they wanted to go to.
*ring*
*ring*
Marron went to the phone. "I'll answer it, okay?"
*ring*
"Yes." Bra said, pinning * her * hair up.
"Hello?" Marron asked after answering the phone.
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“Here's the killer who's about to kill you.” Toru gasped in a horror voice that made the girls jump up screaming. Toru laughed and Riku hit him on the head.
"That's not funny, dull cheek!" she hissed.
"Quiet and just listen."Ayumi interfered." Tach I really kich dett. "Myu noticed and put his hands on his sides." What !? "Toru asked blankly." With the best will in the world, I never understand what Myu is talking about. "
"How about when you have as much brain as a walnut." Riku grinned.
"Be careful what you say. I'm still the stronger of the two of us."
"Well, I can interrupt my story at this point." Said Chichi and took the popcorn out of the microwave. "If you find the story boring ..."
"No!" everyone, including Goku, shouted unanimously. They sat down on the floor and waited for Chichi to continue.
She sighed and sat back down with the popcorn bowl on her lap. She stuffed a handful into her mouth and gleefully chewed on the risen corn. She noticed the hopeful looks that were all directed at her. “Sorry.” She laughed.“Where are my good manners?” She held out the bowl to them.
"Do you want something too?"
“Well, I'll definitely take it.” Goku said and dug his hand into the popcorn.
"Go on, Grandma!" Riku begged.
“Oh, of course.” The older woman laughed again. "So the phone rang ..."
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> The blonde girl thought nothing of it when nobody said anything and asked again ... <
"Hello!?" she grew impatient.
"Hello, who is speaking?" came a soft, low voice. It sounded like someone completely insane.
Marron laughed in disbelief. "Well, if you don't know, you probably made the wrong number."
"Definitely not. Tell me your name, beautiful blonde." Came the terrifying voice again.
"I won't do that. How do you even know I'm blonde?" Marron asked suspiciously.
'Slowly, but surely, the thing seemed strange to her ...'
"Aren't you the blonde who is disguised as Elenor Roosevelt? Looks very good on you." The voice laughed contemptuously. "Makes you older, my sweetie. From 16 to 20. It can go that fast."
Marron`s eyes widened and jerked off again. She ran to the window and looked out, almost in panic. "What's going on? Who was it?"