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Fanfic: Dragonball1/2
Chapter: Dragon Ball 1/2
Dragonball 1/2
This fanfic is a collaboration of 3 different people so don't be surprised that the writing styles differ.
The whole story takes place about 2 months after Boo was defeated. SonGoku actually wanted to train Uub to make him one of the strongest warriors, but on the first day of training he shot Uub's face with a Kame Hame Ha. After a week Goku ran out of food and he returned home. Once there, the remaining Super Saiyajins wanted to make their way to the planet Colalemon to spank the ass of the self-proclaimed "Masters of the Universe".
1. How it all started ...
10 boring TV episodes later in which Vegeta defeated Songoku 3823 times in rock-paper-scissors.
On the planet Colalemon: Songoku and the Z Fighter fight against He-Man and the masters of the universe (why ??? I don't know!). the fight was relatively unbalanced.Everyone had an incredible speed, Vegeta was late for the fight as always and so only Battlecat was left as his opponent. With a small ball of energy, He pulverized the cattle without any effort. then he sat down on a craggy rock and laughed Songohan from whom he-man just got one. Trunks and songots have some problems with their opponents because they are so young and inexperienced and their counterparts are some of the best trained fighters. The fight lasted 4 TV episodes and there was no end in sight until Vegeta got over the anger and had enough of waiting. He jumped up, transformed into a supersaiyajin, and flew into the sky to focus his energy on an attack.
All fighters let go of their opponent and looked in the direction of Vegeta, who caused an earthquake with his tremendous force. Son Goku yells at Vegeta "NO VEGETA YOU WILL DESTROY THE PLANET !!". Trunks and SonGoten were rigid with shock and just watched in disbelief."FINAL FLAAAAASH" yelled Vegeta and shot his collected energy in a huge beam towards Colalemon. Songohan grabbed Trunks and his little brother in a flash and flew towards the spaceship (with which they had come to the planet). Once there, they started immediately.
Songoku, Vegeta, He-Man and the rest of the masters of the universe stayed behind and watched the unstoppable Final Flash of Vegeta. He-Man started to run in circles and shouted loudly "MAAAAMMMAAAAA" Shortly before the energy ball hit the planet, Songoku grabbed Vegeta's arm and teleported himself into the spaceship with him.
Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Vegeta and Goku had all arrived safely in the spaceship. They ran to the porthole and saw the planet shredded to pieces.
Trunks say: "We did it dad !!!"
Vegeta was meanwhile at the coffee machine to squeeze out a hot chocolate. But the device was unfortunately broken by the explosion of the planet.
Vegeta yelled, "Bulma !!! Fix that"
Songoku: "But Bulma is at home so you will probably have to do without your chocolate"
Vegeta grumbled and kicked the coffee machine, which then flew through the entire spaceship and finally landed on the control console. (What nobody noticed except Vegeta ..... But since he doesn't understand anything about it, he says nothing more) Well, in any case, something is over now and the course of the spaceship changes J
Vegeta looks towards Son Gohan and sees him opening a Red Bull.
Vegeta: "hmmm give me a Red Bull from Gohan"
Gohan: "pfff this is my last, wait until we are home!"
Vegeta yells "Pah you ASSHOLE! FINAL FLASH!"
Trunks pulled Vegeta`s sleeve and said "Dad stop you are going to break the spaceship"
Vegeta: "hmpf ... when we get home I'll flatten you snot spoon"
Gohan stuck his tongue out to Vegeta and took the Red Bull on Ex, then he crushed the can on his forehead.
With a red head, Vegeta went towards the kitchen, took a Red Bull out of the fridge and sat on the sofa. After Vegeta left the room, a lot of Songohan passed out to the floor because he had pounded the can too hard on his pear. Songoku now trained at 500 G and watched power rangers on TV.
SonGoku: "Go go go Powerrangers" and jumped wildly through the room
Songoten looked like this -. - "
Goten: "paaaaapppps stop that that's embarrassing"
Goku: "aeh ok I switch to Teletubbies but I can't train that well"
Goten shook his head and left the room.
The Z Fighters have still not noticed that the course has changed and were waiting for the arrival on their planet earth, but they flew towards a black and white brown bread green blue hole.
2. Psycho party
Meanwhile in another universe ...
On a destroyed company site there were lots of people dressed in green with weapons (they are called soldiers) they circled 2 boys who were fighting a duel on a huge pile of junk.
"KANEEEEDAAAA" shouted the younger of the two and threw one huge stone after the other teenager, but without the help of his hands only with his mind. The other somewhat older boy jumped to the side, shouted: "TETSUUUUOOOO" and shot at him with his railgun.
Tetsuo: "KANEEEEDAAAAA YOU STOLEN MY COOKIE JAR, I WILL KILL YOU"
Kaneda: "TETSUUUUOOO YOU SMOKED MY LAST JOINT !!!!"
Suddenly a little naked boy appeared and looked at the two of them. Kaneda and Tetsuo stopped beating and looked at the little one.
The boy grinned happily in their face and said "Hello, I'm Akira."
Tetsuo and Kaneda looked at each other in disbelief and after a few seconds began to laugh out loud.
Kaneda: "hahahaha i see your noodle! Lol
Tetsuo: "ahaha where the Kaneda ??? Do you have binoculars?" away
Akira says slightly angry: "There is no place for us in this universe we should look for another place where people like us belong"
Tetsuo seething with rage: "LIKE YOU ??? I DON'T HAVE A SMALL TAIL !!!"
Kaneda rolls on the floor laughing.
Suddenly the three sheep's heads came and opened the portal into another universe.
Akira the three super children and Tetsuo were pulled into the portal.
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Akira: "Can't you shut up, that's enough for me."
The three children: "Yeah, us too, that's unbearable, let's get off the hook and open an albino singles club in America." And so they did, and Tetsuo whirled alone through space and time.
"KANEDAAAAA * cough rattle * I DON'T HAVE A VOICE MEEEEHR"
Then his strength ran out and he only woke up later on a green lawn. Around him. He wiped the dust off his clothes and looked up at the sky.
"WAHHHHH, what the hell ..." Tetsuo just saw a kind of spaceship flying towards him * CRASH * He had been able to build up a shield around himself in the last second, but because he was already very weak, it knocked him out anyway and he remained lying under the wreckage of the spaceship.
3. What happened ????
3 episodes later ...
Son Goku got up and scratched his head. The other Z warriors were still unconscious. Goku first went to the fridge and took half a pig that he put in the microwave and warmed up. Shortly afterwards, his first son, Son Gohan, woke up and helped the others on their feet. Goku meanwhile ate his pig with a sack of potatoes and a liter of Creme Fresh. When the others discovered him, they got pretty pissed off.
Gohan says horrified: "Dad ... why didn't you help us?"
Goku speaks with full mouth: "mapf was time for breakfast mampf"
Vegeta red with anger again: "KAKAROTT! WHERE'S MY PIG ???"
Goku drinks a bottle of green iced lemon tea and then says: "ahhh that was good. Aja Vegeta the fridge is empty."
Vegeta stretches his hands towards Goku and yells: "FINAL ....."
Vegeta scratches his head and says, "hmmm, what was I going to do right now?"
Everyone looks confused.
Goten answers: "I have no idea Uncle Vegeta"
Vegeta looks angrily at Goten and screams: "COCAROTS BREED MAY NOT CALL ME UNCLEES, I AM THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYAJINS ...?"
Vegeta scratches confused and thinks. o O (What the hell is a Saiyan?)
Goku had finished his meal and got up.
Goku: "Soooo and after dinner I'll go to work out as always"
Goku ponders. o O (But what do you train? hmm, I'm hungry!)
Goten and Trunks played interception in the spaceship until Trunks ran into a wall and it collapsed.
The two looked puzzled at the rubble and were silent for a while. Goku Gohan and Vegeta who had noticed the noise came running ... except for Vegeta who went there.
Goten: "Papa Papa Trunks ran into the wall and then it collapsed!"
Goku says with a grin: "The apple doesn't fall far from the trunk, does it stubborn papa?"
Vegeta yells: "DEAR BIGHEAD THAN STUPID"
SonGoku nudges Gohan and whispers in his ear: "How did he mean that?"
Gohan: -. - '"forget it dad"
Goten pats Trunks on the shoulder and laughingly says "Haha it's your turn: D"
Goten and Trunks run through the hole and continue playing in the meadow.
The remaining 3 Saiyajins also came through the hole and looked around the area.
They were on a large green meadow that is cut by a small country road.
Gohan: "Hmm, I have no idea where we are Paps moment I'll take a closer look"
Gohan jumps about half a meter in the air and then grins with a red head.
Gohan: "hihi, I thought I could fly ... Stupid Red Bull they only lie in their advertising!"
Vegeta thinks. o O (Same stupid as the
This fanfic is a collaboration of 3 different people so don't be surprised that the writing styles differ.
The whole story takes place about 2 months after Boo was defeated. SonGoku actually wanted to train Uub to make him one of the strongest warriors, but on the first day of training he shot Uub's face with a Kame Hame Ha. After a week Goku ran out of food and he returned home. Once there, the remaining Super Saiyajins wanted to make their way to the planet Colalemon to spank the ass of the self-proclaimed "Masters of the Universe".
1. How it all started ...
10 boring TV episodes later in which Vegeta defeated Songoku 3823 times in rock-paper-scissors.
On the planet Colalemon: Songoku and the Z Fighter fight against He-Man and the masters of the universe (why ??? I don't know!). the fight was relatively unbalanced.Everyone had an incredible speed, Vegeta was late for the fight as always and so only Battlecat was left as his opponent. With a small ball of energy, He pulverized the cattle without any effort. then he sat down on a craggy rock and laughed Songohan from whom he-man just got one. Trunks and songots have some problems with their opponents because they are so young and inexperienced and their counterparts are some of the best trained fighters. The fight lasted 4 TV episodes and there was no end in sight until Vegeta got over the anger and had enough of waiting. He jumped up, transformed into a supersaiyajin, and flew into the sky to focus his energy on an attack.
All fighters let go of their opponent and looked in the direction of Vegeta, who caused an earthquake with his tremendous force. Son Goku yells at Vegeta "NO VEGETA YOU WILL DESTROY THE PLANET !!". Trunks and SonGoten were rigid with shock and just watched in disbelief."FINAL FLAAAAASH" yelled Vegeta and shot his collected energy in a huge beam towards Colalemon. Songohan grabbed Trunks and his little brother in a flash and flew towards the spaceship (with which they had come to the planet). Once there, they started immediately.
Songoku, Vegeta, He-Man and the rest of the masters of the universe stayed behind and watched the unstoppable Final Flash of Vegeta. He-Man started to run in circles and shouted loudly "MAAAAMMMAAAAA" Shortly before the energy ball hit the planet, Songoku grabbed Vegeta's arm and teleported himself into the spaceship with him.
Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Vegeta and Goku had all arrived safely in the spaceship. They ran to the porthole and saw the planet shredded to pieces.
Trunks say: "We did it dad !!!"
Vegeta was meanwhile at the coffee machine to squeeze out a hot chocolate. But the device was unfortunately broken by the explosion of the planet.
Vegeta yelled, "Bulma !!! Fix that"
Songoku: "But Bulma is at home so you will probably have to do without your chocolate"
Vegeta grumbled and kicked the coffee machine, which then flew through the entire spaceship and finally landed on the control console. (What nobody noticed except Vegeta ..... But since he doesn't understand anything about it, he says nothing more) Well, in any case, something is over now and the course of the spaceship changes J
Vegeta looks towards Son Gohan and sees him opening a Red Bull.
Vegeta: "hmmm give me a Red Bull from Gohan"
Gohan: "pfff this is my last, wait until we are home!"
Vegeta yells "Pah you ASSHOLE! FINAL FLASH!"
Trunks pulled Vegeta`s sleeve and said "Dad stop you are going to break the spaceship"
Vegeta: "hmpf ... when we get home I'll flatten you snot spoon"
Gohan stuck his tongue out to Vegeta and took the Red Bull on Ex, then he crushed the can on his forehead.
With a red head, Vegeta went towards the kitchen, took a Red Bull out of the fridge and sat on the sofa. After Vegeta left the room, a lot of Songohan passed out to the floor because he had pounded the can too hard on his pear. Songoku now trained at 500 G and watched power rangers on TV.
SonGoku: "Go go go Powerrangers" and jumped wildly through the room
Songoten looked like this -. - "
Goten: "paaaaapppps stop that that's embarrassing"
Goku: "aeh ok I switch to Teletubbies but I can't train that well"
Goten shook his head and left the room.
The Z Fighters have still not noticed that the course has changed and were waiting for the arrival on their planet earth, but they flew towards a black and white brown bread green blue hole.
2. Psycho party
Meanwhile in another universe ...
On a destroyed company site there were lots of people dressed in green with weapons (they are called soldiers) they circled 2 boys who were fighting a duel on a huge pile of junk.
"KANEEEEDAAAA" shouted the younger of the two and threw one huge stone after the other teenager, but without the help of his hands only with his mind. The other somewhat older boy jumped to the side, shouted: "TETSUUUUOOOO" and shot at him with his railgun.
Tetsuo: "KANEEEEDAAAAA YOU STOLEN MY COOKIE JAR, I WILL KILL YOU"
Kaneda: "TETSUUUUOOO YOU SMOKED MY LAST JOINT !!!!"
Suddenly a little naked boy appeared and looked at the two of them. Kaneda and Tetsuo stopped beating and looked at the little one.
The boy grinned happily in their face and said "Hello, I'm Akira."
Tetsuo and Kaneda looked at each other in disbelief and after a few seconds began to laugh out loud.
Kaneda: "hahahaha i see your noodle! Lol
Tetsuo: "ahaha where the Kaneda ??? Do you have binoculars?" away
Akira says slightly angry: "There is no place for us in this universe we should look for another place where people like us belong"
Tetsuo seething with rage: "LIKE YOU ??? I DON'T HAVE A SMALL TAIL !!!"
Kaneda rolls on the floor laughing.
Suddenly the three sheep's heads came and opened the portal into another universe.
Akira the three super children and Tetsuo were pulled into the portal.
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Tetsuo yells: KANEEEEEDAAAAA
Kaneda yells: TETSUUUUOOOOO
Akira: "Can't you shut up, that's enough for me."
The three children: "Yeah, us too, that's unbearable, let's get off the hook and open an albino singles club in America." And so they did, and Tetsuo whirled alone through space and time.
"KANEDAAAAA * cough rattle * I DON'T HAVE A VOICE MEEEEHR"
Then his strength ran out and he only woke up later on a green lawn. Around him. He wiped the dust off his clothes and looked up at the sky.
"WAHHHHH, what the hell ..." Tetsuo just saw a kind of spaceship flying towards him * CRASH * He had been able to build up a shield around himself in the last second, but because he was already very weak, it knocked him out anyway and he remained lying under the wreckage of the spaceship.
3. What happened ????
3 episodes later ...
Son Goku got up and scratched his head. The other Z warriors were still unconscious. Goku first went to the fridge and took half a pig that he put in the microwave and warmed up. Shortly afterwards, his first son, Son Gohan, woke up and helped the others on their feet. Goku meanwhile ate his pig with a sack of potatoes and a liter of Creme Fresh. When the others discovered him, they got pretty pissed off.
Gohan says horrified: "Dad ... why didn't you help us?"
Goku speaks with full mouth: "mapf was time for breakfast mampf"
Vegeta red with anger again: "KAKAROTT! WHERE'S MY PIG ???"
Goku drinks a bottle of green iced lemon tea and then says: "ahhh that was good. Aja Vegeta the fridge is empty."
Vegeta stretches his hands towards Goku and yells: "FINAL ....."
Vegeta scratches his head and says, "hmmm, what was I going to do right now?"
Everyone looks confused.
Goten answers: "I have no idea Uncle Vegeta"
Vegeta looks angrily at Goten and screams: "COCAROTS BREED MAY NOT CALL ME UNCLEES, I AM THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYAJINS ...?"
Vegeta scratches confused and thinks. o O (What the hell is a Saiyan?)
Goku had finished his meal and got up.
Goku: "Soooo and after dinner I'll go to work out as always"
Goku ponders. o O (But what do you train? hmm, I'm hungry!)
Goten and Trunks played interception in the spaceship until Trunks ran into a wall and it collapsed.
The two looked puzzled at the rubble and were silent for a while. Goku Gohan and Vegeta who had noticed the noise came running ... except for Vegeta who went there.
Goten: "Papa Papa Trunks ran into the wall and then it collapsed!"
Goku says with a grin: "The apple doesn't fall far from the trunk, does it stubborn papa?"
Vegeta yells: "DEAR BIGHEAD THAN STUPID"
SonGoku nudges Gohan and whispers in his ear: "How did he mean that?"
Gohan: -. - '"forget it dad"
Goten pats Trunks on the shoulder and laughingly says "Haha it's your turn: D"
Goten and Trunks run through the hole and continue playing in the meadow.
The remaining 3 Saiyajins also came through the hole and looked around the area.
They were on a large green meadow that is cut by a small country road.
Gohan: "Hmm, I have no idea where we are Paps moment I'll take a closer look"
Gohan jumps about half a meter in the air and then grins with a red head.
Gohan: "hihi, I thought I could fly ... Stupid Red Bull they only lie in their advertising!"
Vegeta thinks. o O (Same stupid as the