Hi! Do not be surprised I accidentally pressed the wrong button at the beginning and the FF that was not written had uploaded it * red embarrassing start-up * Hihi can happen to anyone. Have fun reading !!!!!



Caribbean, love and quarrels3 .....

Me: Hey where did you get the rum ???

Jack: * slightly drunk * He was lying around there in a cave. Hihi

I (a sweet, blind chicken sometimes finds a grain. MOMENT MOMENT What am I thinking again ???)

I went to the cave Jack had pointed to. In fact, there were hundreds of rum and wine bottles[where does this sound familiar to us from ???? :-)]around. I took a particularly large bottle and sat on the beach. After half the bottle, Jack dropped into the sand next to me.

Ich: Wasch willllschtdooo ?????

Jack who had already started the second bottle:

Jack: Habisch dier scoen al gasut howeeee hüpsch dooo look ???? {for all not drunk: Jack: Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look?

I: * drink * Nööööö wieseo ?????

But before Jack could "say" anything to her or better said lolen, he fell over and began to snore loudly. I stayed awake for about another bottle of vodga and then felt just like Jack.



In the morning

When I woke up I saw Jack still lying next to me. (Woe to anyone think something wrong now !!!! :-)) I wept him "gently" by shouting "softly":

Me: WAKE UP !!!!!

As if I had said: come my darling and sleep with me he mumbled:

Jack: Yes, I'm coming my darling !!!

Since my "gentle wake-up" attempt did not work, it had to be the hard way. BONG

Jack: AAAAAHHHHH !!!!!

I had used the most effective thing that helps a woman no matter where you are! :-)



So I'm really sorry that it is no longer but I still have to learn English :-( your Darkmäx and woe to you forget the commis !!! :-)