I found the two texts by chance on the net ... maybe someone knows you. ^^

In any case, I didn't want to withhold it from you because I thought it was very funny. But please don't hit me for that, will you? * beg *





Das Dende Unser:



Friend Dende in Heaven

Your dragon balls are sanctified

Your Shenlong come

My wish be done

As on Namek so on earth

Give us our magic bean today

And forgive us our struggle

Just like we forgive our opponent

And don't lead us to Freezer

But deliver us from Cell

Because yours are the DragonBalls

and Shenlong until your death!

Genkiamen !!!





The Creed:



I believe in the Chief Elder, the Namek

The Almighty

the creator of the Dragonballs and Shenlongs



And at Dende

His mouth-born son, our friend

Hatched from an egg
Born on the planet Namek

Suffered from Freezer

Killed, died, and broken down

Stepped over into the hereafter

Risen from the dead that same day

Wished to earth

He sits on earth as God

From there he will come

Renew the Dragonballs.



I believe in Shenlong

the sacred dragon balls

The group Z

Salvation of the earth

and resurrection of the dead

through the dragon balls.

Genkiamen!





Does anyone want to go to the confessional right away? I make myself available as a priestess! ^^