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Fanfic: Vegeta´s und Goku´s lustige Nacht in einer Bar

Chapter: Vegeta's and Goku's fun night in a bar

DBZ fanfic- Vegeta's and Goku's night in a bar.



Vegeta and Goku come home from a bar. You are drunk.



"We're vegetables and we can sing, please don't kill us or we'll cut the cheese!" Sang Goku.



They went to CAPSULE Corp.



"We're vegetables and we can sing, please don't kill us or we'll cut the cheese!" Goku sang again.



Bulma came down the stairs.



“What the hell are you guys doing here ?!” she asked the drunk Goku and Vegeta.



"We have married." replied Vegeta.



"Oh great! Vegeta you're drunk again. Ok Vegeta time for you to go to bed and Goku it's time for you to go home." Bulma said to Goku and Vegeta.



"But I still want to cut the cheese!" Said Vegeta.



“And I want to have another baby!” Said Goku.



"Go home Goku!"She said to Goku.



“No, I'm going to have a baby!” Goku yelled.



"You're not going to have a baby, you're going home now! And Vegeta, you're going to bed!" Bulma yelled back.



"I have to go! I already went for the plants!" Whined Vegeta.



He ran to Bulma and pissed on her.



"Oh holy shit! It burns when I piss!" He shouted.



"Ahhhhh! That comes from it!" Goku scolded.



Trunks came to them.



“What the hell is going on here?” Trunks asked.



Vegeta and Goku fell silent and stared at Trunks and laughed.



"What ?! What is it ?! Tell me ?!" Trunks asked.



"Lustger little monkey," said Vegeta.



Goku chased Trunks through the room and tried to hit him on the head with a newspaper.



"Hit the monkey! Hit the monkey!" Yelled Vegeta.



"Owwwww! Help mom! Owwww!" Trunks wailed.



"Hit the monkey! Hit the monkey!" Goku shouted and chased him on.



Trunks slipped between Vegeta's legs and Goku slammed into Vegeta. Trunks ran on to his mother.



"Mom, is dad drunk again? You could have warned me too."



End of



Sooooo! And what does that tell us? : Stay away from alcohol, dear children! The hangover they both have the next morning is definitely too much for a Sayajin! So do it well then! And feel free to write your comments about it! I'm looking forward to your reactions.



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