Hi!



It's been a long time under SenzuBean ... under DBMillennium, two new parts have already been added.



I felt like writing a really nasty judge story again ... poor Hold! Well ... WE think it's funny ...



Have fun!











Judge Alexander Hold II

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Announcer: The accused Vegeta Prinz is accused of poisoning his Namekian acquaintance Piccolo Oberteufel ... Is he really guilty, or is something completely different hidden behind what happened?



Hold: We're negotiating your attempted murder case today. Please take a seat ... Oh, God ... that one again ...!



Vegeta: Nah, he's not coming today.



Hold: ??? ... First of all ...



Vegeta: But not here !!! Besides, I'm not gay ... only the blue suit does that!



Hold: ... to your personal details!



Vegeta: Oh ...



Hold: Your name is Vegeta Prince ...



Vegeta: Comes about there ...



Hold: YES OR NO ?! Is that your name now?



Vegeta: Yes, yes ... ("Yes, yes" means "kiss my ass" ... from SenzuBean)



Hold: You live in ... the CC in the western capital?



Vegeta: Sometimes.



Hold: Defendant ... yes or no?



Vegeta: Yeah, yeah ...



Hold: What do you do for a living?



Vegeta: ???



Hold: What they work as!



Vegeta: I'm not working!



Hold: So unemployed ... did you learn anything?



Vegeta: Kill, torture, eat, run ...



Hold: ... ... ... are you receiving unemployment benefits or benefits?



Vegeta: No. I only go to Bulma's wallet sometimes ...



Hold: Good. The prosecution is represented by Prosecutor Kirkidaze and counsel is Mr Lenzen.The indictment please ...



Kirkidaze: * Stand up * The accused Vegeta Prince will ...



Vegeta: Hey ... are you a fagot? Or why are you wearing a black dress?



Hold: Defendant! Please moderate yourself! Or I have to resort to disciplinary measures! Please go on, Mr. Public Prosecutor!



Vegeta: Oh yeah ... the best way!



Hold: ... ... ...



Kirkidaze: The accused Vegeta Prince is charged with the following: On March 20, 2003, he and the injured party, Piccolo Oberteufel, attended a birthday party at their mutual acquaintance, Son Goku. When the hostess was serving the drinks, the defendant poured a considerable amount of a poisonous substance into the victim's glass in an unobserved moment. This then suffered life-threatening poisoning and had to be resuscitated. The defendant then tried to flee and violated the ... Aviation Ordinance ?!The accused is therefore accused of attempted murder in unity with intentional grievous bodily harm and air piracy, punishable under §132. 4, §237. 5 + §237. 6 of the StGB and §43. 4 of the LfV. * sit down *



Hold: Lawyer Lenzen ... will your client comment on the allegations?



Lenzen: He will ...



Hold: So please ... what do you think of that?



Vegeta: Total bullshit! What can I do if the spinach bucket gets the wrong glass ?! He ought to know best what he can handle ... And when I did a digestive flight after eating, I suddenly had stomach cramps ... probably had one or two sausages too many ... at least I ended up on the 747 to take a short break. It's not forbidden, is it ?!



Kirkidaze: How did you get up there in the first place?



Vegeta: Flown ...



Kirkidaze: ???



Vegeta: ... you already know ... * withhandsFlapFlapMach * ... just flown.



Kirkidaze: ???



Vegeta: Man, are they limited!



Kirkidaze: Well ... I forbid that!



Vegeta: Yeah, yeah ...



Hold: Let's leave that. You didn't put anything in the glass?



Vegeta: No ...



Hold: So you put something in the glass after all?



Vegeta: Yes.



Kirkidaze: Defendant! Is that a confession ?!



Lenzen: Now stop putting my client under such pressure! I forbid such suggestive ...



Vegeta: Hey Mustache! Shut up! I can speak quite well for myself, right ?!



Kirkidaze: I really don't envy you this client, colleague ...



Hold: Somehow I wasn't expecting anything else ... Well, we're not getting anywhere like this. Please sit down next to your defense attorney, Herr Prinz ... Please call in the first witness, Herr Sehlhoff! We start with the injured party ...


Sehlhoff: * Open the door * Mr. Oberteufel please ...



Piccolo: * comes in * Vegeta! You bastard! Well wait ... I'll make shashlik out of you, you juicy ass!



Sehlhoff: * close door *



Hold: That one too ?! I mean ... please take a seat there first. And I don't want to hear insults like that in my courtroom, right?



Piccolo: It wasn't insults, it was compliments, damn it !!! * sit down * Can we finally get started ?! * growl *



Hold: First the staff ...



Piccolo: Yes, yes ... I remember the cheese from the last time! My name is Piccolo Oberteufel, I live in God's palace above the Quince Tower, I am unemployed, deserve a medal and, thank God, I am not related or related by marriage to the blind face! So! Can we then? !!



Hold: Uh ... yeah. You have no right to refuse to testify and you have to tell the truth ... Please describe your point of view!



Piccolo: What's that big to tell! That boy threw something into the water for me and then ran away ... the cowardly rat! And now we can forget about the Dragon Balls for a year!



Lenzen: One by one! Did you see my client put something in your glass?



Piccolo: How stupid do you think I am ?!



Vegeta: May I answer that? Please please!!!



Piccolo: eat shrink dwarf! If I had seen that, I would certainly not have drunk it, you damn!



Hold: Please! You are the injured party, but such insults are still not okay!



Piccolo: Yes, yes ...



Lenzen: How do you actually know that my client is responsible for this?



Kirkidaze: Mr. Defender ... they ...



Piccolo: How do I know?!?! The bag rat is the only one that comes into question!Otherwise only Goku, ChiChi, Gohan and Bulma were there! None of them have a reason!



Hold: We will hear some of the people mentioned later. Son Gohan is on a study trip and could not appear ... Any questions for the injured party?



Kirkidaze: No.



Lenzen: No ...



Hold: Then I'll fire the witness ... have a seat over there, please. As the injured party, you remain unauthorized ...



Piccolo: Here, there ... Can you make up your mind?!?!? * grumble * * stand up, sit down *



Hold: Mr. Sehlhoff, please call Ms. Briefs in ...



Sehlhoff: * open the door * Ms. Briefs please ...



Bulma: * come in * come home for me, Vegeta !!! So embarrassing ...



Sehlhoff: * close door *



Vegeta: Shut up woman!



Hold: Have a seat, Ms. Briefs ...



Piccolo: Don't make yourself too comfortable, the guy will shoo you away again in a moment!



Hold: First the personal details ... her name is Bulma Briefs ...



Bulma: Yes ...



Hold: You live in the C.C. in the western capital ...



Bulma: Yes ...



Hold: What are they by profession?



Bulma: Managing Director of C.C. and scientist.



Hold: What do you earn?



Bulma: So 300,000 to 400,000 ...



Hold: A month, not a year.



Bulma: That was a month.



Hold: ... !!! Are you related or related by marriage to the defendant? Or maybe engaged?



Bulma: No, the coward never wanted to get married! But we have a son together.



Hold: Good. Then they have no right to refuse to testify. You are supposed to help in finding the truth here, so you have to tell the truth ... Did you understand everything?



Bulma: Yeah, yeah ...



Hold: Good. Then please tell us what happened.



Bulma: What happened ?! That idiot there ... my would-be husband ... killed Piccolo!



Piccolo: Exactly! Ice cold ... the pig!



Bulma: And then on Gohan's birthday ...



Lenzen: Don't you confuse anything? The injured party had to be resuscitated, but ...



Bulma: That's what I'm talking about! I don't know, but chat in between ... typical man! Of course we revived Piccolo! What do you think ?! But if he hadn't been dead, that wouldn't have been necessary ... they are still that intelligent, right ?! Piccolo has died for the third time ...



Vegeta: Well, there should be volume discounts slowly ... should I help you ...? * grin *



Piccolo: You just grin ... I'll polish your face!



Hold: Please! No insults...!



Piccolo: I've already said that these are compliments!


Kirkidaze: Could you give us some details?



Bulma: Hm ... ChiChi brought the glasses. For piccolo one with water. As a Namek he can't do anything else ... Vegeta