Translation
Fanfic: Es lebe der Zentralfriedhof #1
Chapter: Long live the central cemetery # 1
Long live the central cemetery and all its dead!
Entrance is forbidden to the living today without exception
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In the beginning everything was black. Then the colors twitched, the shapes vibrated, and then I clicked Internet Explorer. The correct address was typed in and the FF filled my screen. Oh yes ...
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After dark, dawn came, and after dawn it was dark again. And with the darkness came the figures of the night. But this night was special ... it was the night too ...[dramatic music in the background]HALLOWEEN![dramatic background music ends abruptly]
And something else was special about this October 31st.
"Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Birthday to ya, Happy ... happy ... happy ..."
"Shit turntable! Just because I would have turned 100 today doesn't mean that the music system has to be that old too!"Nappa was the lucky one.
The Saiyajin were still in the middle of the preparations for the anniversary celebration. From dusk to the stroke of midnight the dead would be allowed to return to this world, but with the first second of November Cinderella was forced to say goodbye.
Without the thing with the golden shoe.
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Because death has a festival today, the whole long night
and the guests can`t only need tickets
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The day passed as usual for our favorite anime heroes: Chichi cooked, Goku ate, Bulma invented, Vegeta trained, Trunks - the depraved Briefs son - hatched sneaky pranks and forced Goten to perform them on him. Gohan and Videl were studying for some kind of exam.[left index finger pulls left tear sac down]...
"It's going to be so funny!" Said Trunks with conviction.
"Hihi," Goten giggled in agreement, even if he found it a little extreme. "But you, Trunks?... Ouch! That was new. "
"Didn't you pay attention at the meeting? Text errors are now punished with electric shocks. She probably wants to save paper ... Ouch!"
"The unnecessary chatter will probably be cut too ..."
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Suppressing a yawn, I scrolled a little further. It wasn't that good until now. Where was the tension? Where was the action? Where was the fun?
"Ouch!"
It was more moving than initially assumed.
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"Delicious ... Ouch ... What's that? Ouch", Goku asked, chewing between bursts of energy that he didn't mind anyway.
"Oh, these are new breakfast cereals ... 'Goku Crispies - They wake up the monkey in you'."
[I am not inhuman and torture weak Earthling women! Ouch! Okay ... strong Earthling women. ]
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Muse: Yawn ... Christ, be a little funny at least !!
MS: Thanks for the subtle hint. But I think you should make me funny, right?Press your lips on my forehead and inspire me!
Muse: You have to do a little something yourself. Do you think i will do all the work for you? I gave you the idea for the FanFic, the rest is up to you, right?
MS: Big help ...
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"And? Are you going to go around the houses with Goths today, collecting fruit and vegetables?" Asked Chichi, stirring her ode. Of course, it was out of the question that her little darling ruined his stomach and teeth with sweets, but he shouldn't have to do without Halloween entirely either.
"I was only visiting a friend," Goku replied.
"Stick to the script," Chichi hissed while tasting lunch.
"It was only Bulma" The Saiyan frowned when he noticed that his sentences somehow didn't make any sense. But maybe that should be a new kind of humor.
"Goku?"
"Besides, you're a princess, so I guess I have to treat you like one too, right?"
* How happy *, Chichi thought with a sigh, * that in real life I am NOT married to this Hirni! *
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The story went on and I wondered if I had turned off the stove.
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When night falls over Simmering, the dead come to life,
and over at the crematorium tan s` bone marrow (pronounced: vabrot`n)
(do they fry the marrow)
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The day was drawing to a close, the sun was setting over Simmering, crumbling the line that separated the dead from the living. Vegeta Ou and his Saiyan weren't an embarrassing country band that roamed the States, no, it was the king's birthday party. Things were bizarre in the 11th district of the capital. The cemetery was brightly lit, the rest of the dead found no rest, so that they too crawled out of their coffins.
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
The night also fell over the C.C. and when the last rays of the sun disappeared, the GR also stopped humming.Despite the beads of sweat that glistened on Vegeta's bare torso and testified to an intensive training, when the Saiyajin appeared on the lawn, he was not a bit tired. He was walking slowly towards the main building when suddenly a light burned out of the blue in the clear sky. But this wasn't just any light, oh no, it had a special shape, round and also a bit pointed, with limbs, it was ... a monkey! There was a flash of alarm in Vegeta's eyes. He was needed! Now there was no more time to lose and hurry to the rescue. In no time at all, Vegeta jumped into the nearest phone booth and transformed into ...[eerie, gloomy silence that should scare off bad villains]MonkeyMan![eerie, somber silence that should scare off evil villains ends abruptly]
MonkeyMan ... the hero of the hopeless, the savior without a lifebuoy, the man without fear and a cloak, the trigger for many hot dreams in bound women and thus also the cause of many failed relationships ... was there!
Entrance is forbidden to the living today without exception
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
In the beginning everything was black. Then the colors twitched, the shapes vibrated, and then I clicked Internet Explorer. The correct address was typed in and the FF filled my screen. Oh yes ...
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
After dark, dawn came, and after dawn it was dark again. And with the darkness came the figures of the night. But this night was special ... it was the night too ...[dramatic music in the background]HALLOWEEN![dramatic background music ends abruptly]
And something else was special about this October 31st.
"Happy Birthday to ya, Happy Birthday to ya, Happy ... happy ... happy ..."
"Shit turntable! Just because I would have turned 100 today doesn't mean that the music system has to be that old too!"Nappa was the lucky one.
The Saiyajin were still in the middle of the preparations for the anniversary celebration. From dusk to the stroke of midnight the dead would be allowed to return to this world, but with the first second of November Cinderella was forced to say goodbye.
Without the thing with the golden shoe.
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
Because death has a festival today, the whole long night
and the guests can`t only need tickets
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
The day passed as usual for our favorite anime heroes: Chichi cooked, Goku ate, Bulma invented, Vegeta trained, Trunks - the depraved Briefs son - hatched sneaky pranks and forced Goten to perform them on him. Gohan and Videl were studying for some kind of exam.[left index finger pulls left tear sac down]...
"It's going to be so funny!" Said Trunks with conviction.
"Hihi," Goten giggled in agreement, even if he found it a little extreme. "But you, Trunks?... Ouch! That was new. "
"Didn't you pay attention at the meeting? Text errors are now punished with electric shocks. She probably wants to save paper ... Ouch!"
"The unnecessary chatter will probably be cut too ..."
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
Suppressing a yawn, I scrolled a little further. It wasn't that good until now. Where was the tension? Where was the action? Where was the fun?
"Ouch!"
It was more moving than initially assumed.
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
"Delicious ... Ouch ... What's that? Ouch", Goku asked, chewing between bursts of energy that he didn't mind anyway.
"Oh, these are new breakfast cereals ... 'Goku Crispies - They wake up the monkey in you'."
[I am not inhuman and torture weak Earthling women! Ouch! Okay ... strong Earthling women. ]
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
Muse: Yawn ... Christ, be a little funny at least !!
MS: Thanks for the subtle hint. But I think you should make me funny, right?Press your lips on my forehead and inspire me!
Muse: You have to do a little something yourself. Do you think i will do all the work for you? I gave you the idea for the FanFic, the rest is up to you, right?
MS: Big help ...
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
"And? Are you going to go around the houses with Goths today, collecting fruit and vegetables?" Asked Chichi, stirring her ode. Of course, it was out of the question that her little darling ruined his stomach and teeth with sweets, but he shouldn't have to do without Halloween entirely either.
"I was only visiting a friend," Goku replied.
"Stick to the script," Chichi hissed while tasting lunch.
"It was only Bulma" The Saiyan frowned when he noticed that his sentences somehow didn't make any sense. But maybe that should be a new kind of humor.
"Goku?"
"Besides, you're a princess, so I guess I have to treat you like one too, right?"
* How happy *, Chichi thought with a sigh, * that in real life I am NOT married to this Hirni! *
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
The story went on and I wondered if I had turned off the stove.
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
When night falls over Simmering, the dead come to life,
and over at the crematorium tan s` bone marrow (pronounced: vabrot`n)
(do they fry the marrow)
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
The day was drawing to a close, the sun was setting over Simmering, crumbling the line that separated the dead from the living. Vegeta Ou and his Saiyan weren't an embarrassing country band that roamed the States, no, it was the king's birthday party. Things were bizarre in the 11th district of the capital. The cemetery was brightly lit, the rest of the dead found no rest, so that they too crawled out of their coffins.
~ _ ~ * ~ _ ~
The night also fell over the C.C. and when the last rays of the sun disappeared, the GR also stopped humming.Despite the beads of sweat that glistened on Vegeta's bare torso and testified to an intensive training, when the Saiyajin appeared on the lawn, he was not a bit tired. He was walking slowly towards the main building when suddenly a light burned out of the blue in the clear sky. But this wasn't just any light, oh no, it had a special shape, round and also a bit pointed, with limbs, it was ... a monkey! There was a flash of alarm in Vegeta's eyes. He was needed! Now there was no more time to lose and hurry to the rescue. In no time at all, Vegeta jumped into the nearest phone booth and transformed into ...[eerie, gloomy silence that should scare off bad villains]MonkeyMan![eerie, somber silence that should scare off evil villains ends abruptly]
MonkeyMan ... the hero of the hopeless, the savior without a lifebuoy, the man without fear and a cloak, the trigger for many hot dreams in bound women and thus also the cause of many failed relationships ... was there!