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Fanfic: Saiya TV Folge6
Chapter: Saiya TV episode 6
Hello!!! Nice weather today, right? Ah, whatever. First of all I want to apologize for waiting so long for this part, but BrollyMan didn't have time to write and then told me to publish my part first (This part is written by Enno, not BrollyMan) . And now have fun reading.
Saiya TV episode 6 (by Enno)
E: Juchhu !!!! BrollyMan is not there! * happy * Now I can moderate all by myself * diabolically laughing *. * cough * So and now to our first guest: SHEN LONG !!!
Spectators: ZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzz
E: Thank you, thank you. So much applause wouldn't have been necessary.
Shen Long: I guess I don't quite fit in here ...
E: We only need your head, too.
Shen Long: Oh.
E: Huh. I wish BrollyMan could see me now.
Shen Long: As you will.
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Somewhere in the Caribbean, on a small island, lies a BrollyMan, in front of which a screen suddenly appears in which he can see Enno and Shen Long.
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Back in the studio:
E: I actually meant that he should come to the studio here.
Shen Long: Oh ... Ok
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Far above the clouds, a BrollyMan falls towards a studio and breaks his neck on a hard landing.
E: I mean LIVE !!
Shen Long: You have to say that ...
BM: Man, what a headache do I have ...
E: So Shen Long. Now I wish that Vegeta is resuscitated.
Shen Long: Too late. You have used up all of your three wishes. I have to go now.
BM: ENNO YOU BRAINLESS IDIOT !!!!! If Vegeta finds out, we'll be dead.
E: Don't worry. I just say you screwed up our three wishes and only one has to die.
BM: Ohh no. Without me.
E: But who is supposed to die then?
BM: How about if you die and I stay alive?
E: * thinking * ..... No!
BM: Ok. Then we make it so that I stay alive and you die.
E: * think * ..... Ok.
BM: Enno ..... you really only have shit on your head.
E: GRRRR now make up your mind!
BM: ???
E: One says I have shit on my head, the other says I have helium in my head and Piccollo says there is only straw there. The next one will surely say that there is a mixture of the three things up there ...
BM: Go into the future. There they can certainly unscrew the top of your skull and look. * g *
E: Good idea. I'll do it.
BM: WHAT ?? It was just a joke.
E: I'll go to Bulma in a moment.
B: Hy. Nice weather today, right?
BM: ??? Huh?
B: I'm in a good mood. I could blow up an entire studio ..... Why not?
BM: Because this is our last studio.
Federation?
BM: If you blow that up, there won't be any studios that you can destroy.
Federation?
BM: ..... Forget it.
E: So, I'm good to go.Bulma gave me a time machine for several people. So who wants to come with?
BM: I'll come with you. Because I want to see how successful we are in the future.
B: SUCCESSFUL ??? * laugh * HA; HA; HA YOUR AND SUCCESSFUL HA; HA; HA * lol *
BM: * grumble *
B: OK, I'll come with you too. Then I can laugh at BrollyMan when he is not so successful.
Gray: * Run from the audience * Wait, I'll come with you too.
B: Does it have to be?
Gray: * Grumpy * * Look angrily at Brolly *
B: Uh ..... I mean ... how nice that you are coming with me.
Gray: You can. * g *
E: I'm sorry. You don't fit in here anymore. Otherwise we get overweight!
Gray: WHAT ??? Does that mean I'm FAT ?????
E: Um ..... All get in. It starts.
Gray: You don't go away until I got an answer !!!
E: Oh no ???? * fg * * start time machine *
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During the journey through time:
E: Oh my god.I warned you !!!
BM: What's the matter?
E: We ....
BM: Yeah? Yes?
E: ..... we ....
BM: Well tell me !!!!! What happened???? * Panic *
E: It's awful !! ..... we have .....
BM: WHAT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE? Now spit it out !!
E: ..... we ... forgot the picnic basket !!!!
BM: * tip over * I thought it was something bad ..... um ... what do the red lights on the PC mean?
Oh nothing more. That just means that we are overweight and that we could end up in the wrong time or be torn into a thousand pieces beforehand.
BM, B and E: WAHHHHH HELP !!!!!
BM: I'm getting out !!
E: We are still in a time vortex !!! When you get out you will be torn to pieces.
BM: I'm staying in! Brolly can go out.
B: are you crazy?
E: Yes, he's crazy!
BM: I don't!
B: You do!
BM: No!
E: Yes.
Gray: You're all crazy!
E, B and BM: SCHNAUZE !!!! ..... ?????
E: I thought you didn't come with me.
BM: Did you hide in here even though we said you should stay out?
B: Typical women ...
Gray: Think about being overweight! ..... Hey, why are you looking at me so strangely? .... OHH NO. I'm guaranteed not to go out.
B: Oh no?
Gray: NO
B: OK.
E: I know how to get lighter. We empty our pockets.
BM: Ohh, yeah great ..... The three chewing gums you have in your pocket don't make us any easier either!
E: * Reach in your pocket * I think that can go away. * Pull the piano out of your pocket *
BM: How did you do that?
E: Magically enlarged pockets .... * get the elephant out *
B: That's not enough !!
E: * Keep emptying your pockets * So that was all. Now I only have one nude photo of BrollyMan and this capsule.
BM: WHAT ?? A nude photo of me ?????
B: We are still 6000 tons overweight !!!
E: So out with the capsule .....
B: YES !!!!! We are back to normal weight !!!
BM: What was that in the capsule?
E: A herd of elephants, my car .....
BM: It's okay. I want to know exactly!
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After traveling back to the present from the future:
E: Wow .... Who would have thought that I really had a mixture of helium, straw and shit in my head ...
BM: You didn't list the black hole that sucks the last bit of your mind out of you.
E: Ohhh. I'm sorry.
BM: It's just a shame that our show won't be shown again in the future .....
Spectator: Juchhu
E: But otherwise it went pretty well.
BM: Yeah, apart from the fact that you told everyone we were aliens. And about the fact that they attacked us with laser cannons.
E: I say yes. Was pretty good .....
Gray: Hey, how about a trip back in time?
BM: I think that's good. Our airtime is far from over and I have no idea what we can do.
E: I do. We could pick our noses and grab our asses. Something like that.
BM, Gray and B: IIIIIHHHHH
B: I am for time travel !!!!
Gray: Then go!
-----
In the past:
BM: Where are we here?
E: In our kindergarten !!!!
BM: WHAT ????
Gray: Look, there Muten Roshi!
E: You boil it off sweetly .... But what is he doing there? ..... Ehh.
BM: What happens to the kindergarten teacher under the skirt .....
B: HA, HA, HA, HA
BM: What do you have?
B: HA, HA, HA, look at the idiots, HA, HA ..... They make a sand battle, with tanks and castles made of sand! HA, HA ...
E: That ... um ... we are ...
B, Gray: ..... HA, HA, HA, HA, HA * laugh * HA, HA * lol * HA, HA
BM: I'm leaving. The point where I will divide the sandpit will come soon ...
E: YES. I got a whole three grains of sand from the sandpit * g *.
B, Gray: HA, HA, HA, HA
E: Don't laugh !!!!!
BM: Are you coming Enno?
E: Sure.
B: Ha, HA, HA .... W-waiting .... HA, HA ... .. I w-w-wil-l m-with ... HA, HA
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Back in the future:
Gray: Ha, HA, HA .... I can't anymore .... HA, HA
E: I think we should have left them there .....
B: HA, HA, HA
BM: I've had enough now! I finish!!! So dear viewers ....
Spectators: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
BM: Ciao. See you next time on Saiya TV !!!!
B, Gray: HA, HA, HA, HA .....
BM: What is the second most important reading event in the world?
E: .... I don't know ...
BM: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix of course !!
E: I thought it was the most important reading event in the world.
BM: Are you crazy?
E: What is more important than Harry Potter?
BM: NA Saiya TV of course !!!
B: ..... HA; HA; HA; HA; HA * laugh * HA, HA * lol *
BM: Grumble …………….
No fear!!!!! Saiya TV is not over yet !!!!! We still have a Halloween special !! (Unfortunately a little late .... * g *)
Everyone (except Dende, who is still in the hospital): * Come to the studio with monster masks *
E: So. and now we wait until someone comes and then we scare them !!!
BM: Great plan ..... Really ...
Piccollo: Isn't Dende coming from the hospital today?
Dende: Hy people. I'm back!!
BM: When you speak of the devil ...
Piccolo: I take that personally now .....
BM: I mean Dende!
Piccolo: But he's god and I'm devil.
BM: Forget it .....
E: WAHHHHH !!!!! A monster!!!!! * Take MG * * Shoot at Dende (Who does NOT wear a mask!) *
BM: That's just Dende !!!
E: ..... even worse !!!! * keep shooting *
Don't worry, dear viewers!Dende will
Saiya TV episode 6 (by Enno)
E: Juchhu !!!! BrollyMan is not there! * happy * Now I can moderate all by myself * diabolically laughing *. * cough * So and now to our first guest: SHEN LONG !!!
Spectators: ZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzz
E: Thank you, thank you. So much applause wouldn't have been necessary.
Shen Long: I guess I don't quite fit in here ...
E: We only need your head, too.
Shen Long: Oh.
E: Huh. I wish BrollyMan could see me now.
Shen Long: As you will.
-----
Somewhere in the Caribbean, on a small island, lies a BrollyMan, in front of which a screen suddenly appears in which he can see Enno and Shen Long.
-----
Back in the studio:
E: I actually meant that he should come to the studio here.
Shen Long: Oh ... Ok
-----
Far above the clouds, a BrollyMan falls towards a studio and breaks his neck on a hard landing.
E: I mean LIVE !!
Shen Long: You have to say that ...
BM: Man, what a headache do I have ...
E: So Shen Long. Now I wish that Vegeta is resuscitated.
Shen Long: Too late. You have used up all of your three wishes. I have to go now.
BM: ENNO YOU BRAINLESS IDIOT !!!!! If Vegeta finds out, we'll be dead.
E: Don't worry. I just say you screwed up our three wishes and only one has to die.
BM: Ohh no. Without me.
E: But who is supposed to die then?
BM: How about if you die and I stay alive?
E: * thinking * ..... No!
BM: Ok. Then we make it so that I stay alive and you die.
E: * think * ..... Ok.
BM: Enno ..... you really only have shit on your head.
E: GRRRR now make up your mind!
BM: ???
E: One says I have shit on my head, the other says I have helium in my head and Piccollo says there is only straw there. The next one will surely say that there is a mixture of the three things up there ...
BM: Go into the future. There they can certainly unscrew the top of your skull and look. * g *
E: Good idea. I'll do it.
BM: WHAT ?? It was just a joke.
E: I'll go to Bulma in a moment.
B: Hy. Nice weather today, right?
BM: ??? Huh?
B: I'm in a good mood. I could blow up an entire studio ..... Why not?
BM: Because this is our last studio.
Federation?
BM: If you blow that up, there won't be any studios that you can destroy.
Federation?
BM: ..... Forget it.
E: So, I'm good to go.Bulma gave me a time machine for several people. So who wants to come with?
BM: I'll come with you. Because I want to see how successful we are in the future.
B: SUCCESSFUL ??? * laugh * HA; HA; HA YOUR AND SUCCESSFUL HA; HA; HA * lol *
BM: * grumble *
B: OK, I'll come with you too. Then I can laugh at BrollyMan when he is not so successful.
Gray: * Run from the audience * Wait, I'll come with you too.
B: Does it have to be?
Gray: * Grumpy * * Look angrily at Brolly *
B: Uh ..... I mean ... how nice that you are coming with me.
Gray: You can. * g *
E: I'm sorry. You don't fit in here anymore. Otherwise we get overweight!
Gray: WHAT ??? Does that mean I'm FAT ?????
E: Um ..... All get in. It starts.
Gray: You don't go away until I got an answer !!!
E: Oh no ???? * fg * * start time machine *
-----
During the journey through time:
E: Oh my god.I warned you !!!
BM: What's the matter?
E: We ....
BM: Yeah? Yes?
E: ..... we ....
BM: Well tell me !!!!! What happened???? * Panic *
E: It's awful !! ..... we have .....
BM: WHAT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE? Now spit it out !!
E: ..... we ... forgot the picnic basket !!!!
BM: * tip over * I thought it was something bad ..... um ... what do the red lights on the PC mean?
Oh nothing more. That just means that we are overweight and that we could end up in the wrong time or be torn into a thousand pieces beforehand.
BM, B and E: WAHHHHH HELP !!!!!
BM: I'm getting out !!
E: We are still in a time vortex !!! When you get out you will be torn to pieces.
BM: I'm staying in! Brolly can go out.
B: are you crazy?
E: Yes, he's crazy!
BM: I don't!
B: You do!
BM: No!
E: Yes.
Gray: You're all crazy!
E, B and BM: SCHNAUZE !!!! ..... ?????
E: I thought you didn't come with me.
BM: Did you hide in here even though we said you should stay out?
B: Typical women ...
Gray: Think about being overweight! ..... Hey, why are you looking at me so strangely? .... OHH NO. I'm guaranteed not to go out.
B: Oh no?
Gray: NO
B: OK.
E: I know how to get lighter. We empty our pockets.
BM: Ohh, yeah great ..... The three chewing gums you have in your pocket don't make us any easier either!
E: * Reach in your pocket * I think that can go away. * Pull the piano out of your pocket *
BM: How did you do that?
E: Magically enlarged pockets .... * get the elephant out *
B: That's not enough !!
E: * Keep emptying your pockets * So that was all. Now I only have one nude photo of BrollyMan and this capsule.
BM: WHAT ?? A nude photo of me ?????
B: We are still 6000 tons overweight !!!
E: So out with the capsule .....
B: YES !!!!! We are back to normal weight !!!
BM: What was that in the capsule?
E: A herd of elephants, my car .....
BM: It's okay. I want to know exactly!
-----
After traveling back to the present from the future:
E: Wow .... Who would have thought that I really had a mixture of helium, straw and shit in my head ...
BM: You didn't list the black hole that sucks the last bit of your mind out of you.
E: Ohhh. I'm sorry.
BM: It's just a shame that our show won't be shown again in the future .....
Spectator: Juchhu
E: But otherwise it went pretty well.
BM: Yeah, apart from the fact that you told everyone we were aliens. And about the fact that they attacked us with laser cannons.
E: I say yes. Was pretty good .....
Gray: Hey, how about a trip back in time?
BM: I think that's good. Our airtime is far from over and I have no idea what we can do.
E: I do. We could pick our noses and grab our asses. Something like that.
BM, Gray and B: IIIIIHHHHH
B: I am for time travel !!!!
Gray: Then go!
-----
In the past:
BM: Where are we here?
E: In our kindergarten !!!!
BM: WHAT ????
Gray: Look, there Muten Roshi!
E: You boil it off sweetly .... But what is he doing there? ..... Ehh.
BM: What happens to the kindergarten teacher under the skirt .....
B: HA, HA, HA, HA
BM: What do you have?
B: HA, HA, HA, look at the idiots, HA, HA ..... They make a sand battle, with tanks and castles made of sand! HA, HA ...
E: That ... um ... we are ...
B, Gray: ..... HA, HA, HA, HA, HA * laugh * HA, HA * lol * HA, HA
BM: I'm leaving. The point where I will divide the sandpit will come soon ...
E: YES. I got a whole three grains of sand from the sandpit * g *.
B, Gray: HA, HA, HA, HA
E: Don't laugh !!!!!
BM: Are you coming Enno?
E: Sure.
B: Ha, HA, HA .... W-waiting .... HA, HA ... .. I w-w-wil-l m-with ... HA, HA
-----
Back in the future:
Gray: Ha, HA, HA .... I can't anymore .... HA, HA
E: I think we should have left them there .....
B: HA, HA, HA
BM: I've had enough now! I finish!!! So dear viewers ....
Spectators: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
BM: Ciao. See you next time on Saiya TV !!!!
B, Gray: HA, HA, HA, HA .....
BM: What is the second most important reading event in the world?
E: .... I don't know ...
BM: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix of course !!
E: I thought it was the most important reading event in the world.
BM: Are you crazy?
E: What is more important than Harry Potter?
BM: NA Saiya TV of course !!!
B: ..... HA; HA; HA; HA; HA * laugh * HA, HA * lol *
BM: Grumble …………….
No fear!!!!! Saiya TV is not over yet !!!!! We still have a Halloween special !! (Unfortunately a little late .... * g *)
Everyone (except Dende, who is still in the hospital): * Come to the studio with monster masks *
E: So. and now we wait until someone comes and then we scare them !!!
BM: Great plan ..... Really ...
Piccollo: Isn't Dende coming from the hospital today?
Dende: Hy people. I'm back!!
BM: When you speak of the devil ...
Piccolo: I take that personally now .....
BM: I mean Dende!
Piccolo: But he's god and I'm devil.
BM: Forget it .....
E: WAHHHHH !!!!! A monster!!!!! * Take MG * * Shoot at Dende (Who does NOT wear a mask!) *
BM: That's just Dende !!!
E: ..... even worse !!!! * keep shooting *
Don't worry, dear viewers!Dende will