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Fanfic: Vegeta und die HorrorFRAU
Chapter: Vegeta and the Horror WOMAN
The horror bride
Karpietel1 Vegeta paints a picture * gg *
Vegeta has long wanted a new wife.
"A woman is too expensive!" Says his son.
"You need a brush and cool clothes. Much more important is more money!"
"Money is also expensive," says Vegeta defiantly.
"It takes an owner and a recipient."
"But it's useful," Trunks replies.
Since Vegeta times a woman on a sheet of paper. He hangs it on the wall above his bed.
"It's a shame you're not alive," he sighs sadly.
Then he falls asleep.
Karpitel2Ride through the night
At some point vegeta wakes up again because something kisses him.
The woman in his picture stands in front of his bed.
She sings a song softly and waves her hair. Then Vegeta quickly climbs on her back. And the woman jumps through the open window in the middle of the night.
She gallops with him over the roofs of the city and past the church tower, where she almost impaled him.
The night wind formed into a kamehameha and runs through Vegeta's hair, coloring her scorching blonde.
The moon is amazed and the owl in the tower opens its eyes in amazement.
A thousand lights shone on the market square.
You belong to a circus.
Karpitel3 The fat one in need
Vegeta and the woman landed behind the tent.
The fat ringmaster is about to come running up.
"I'm happy that you are visiting me," he said.
"The clown has a cold and a sore throat. You have to help me!"
The circus band is already playing all of my ducklings.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" The fat director calls out loudly. "Now you see clow vegeta and his wife!"
Karpitel4 In the spotlight
"Hey!", Vegeta whispers in his wife's ear.
But she just presses all 2 legs into the ground and doesn't move. The audience laughs. "Maybe she is tired?" Calls out a girl.
Vegeta dismounts and pushes her forward with the kayoken.
But suddenly the woman makes a jump and Vegeta falls headlong into the sand.
The children laugh at him. The fat director of the circus quickly hands the clown Vegeta a tiny violin. Then Vegeta scratches on her
That scares the woman so much. Excited, it runs around in a circle.
Karpietel5 Vegeta and the old tiger
She stops again when she is tired.
Vegeta is pretty exhausted too.
Then the fat circus director comes over.
"Go on! Now the animal tamer is also lying in bed with a fever. You have to seduce the animal immediately!"
At the same moment the tiger leaps roaring towards Moritz.
The woman rises straight up in shock.
But Vegeta stays calm. AR calls softly.
2KOMM; KOMM1mIEZ; mIEZ12BABYED THE tiger stops in front of Vegeta.
Then he starts to growl and closes his eyes Weiler himself thinks he is a small kitten.
Veggie women bow deeply.
"Bravo, bravo!"
cheer the audience.
Karpietel6 On the rope
When Vegeta raises his hand, it goes quiet all around.
"Highly hated audience! What my wife and I show you is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Hop, woman, hop!"
With one mighty leap, the woman jumps on a taut rope.
Carefully she lifts her arms and legs in time with the music of the teletubbies.
Then vegeta stands on her back and does a final flash forward.
And one backwards. But suddenly the headlights go out.
Everything is pitch black and Vegeta falls and falls ...
And when vegeta wakes up, he's in his bed.
The woman is still hanging on the wall (in the picture * grin *).
Vegeta thinks he hears a small moan.
Amazed, egeta winks at the woman: "Are we going to ride out together again tomorrow?"
Karpietel1 Vegeta paints a picture * gg *
Vegeta has long wanted a new wife.
"A woman is too expensive!" Says his son.
"You need a brush and cool clothes. Much more important is more money!"
"Money is also expensive," says Vegeta defiantly.
"It takes an owner and a recipient."
"But it's useful," Trunks replies.
Since Vegeta times a woman on a sheet of paper. He hangs it on the wall above his bed.
"It's a shame you're not alive," he sighs sadly.
Then he falls asleep.
Karpitel2Ride through the night
At some point vegeta wakes up again because something kisses him.
The woman in his picture stands in front of his bed.
She sings a song softly and waves her hair. Then Vegeta quickly climbs on her back. And the woman jumps through the open window in the middle of the night.
She gallops with him over the roofs of the city and past the church tower, where she almost impaled him.
The night wind formed into a kamehameha and runs through Vegeta's hair, coloring her scorching blonde.
The moon is amazed and the owl in the tower opens its eyes in amazement.
A thousand lights shone on the market square.
You belong to a circus.
Karpitel3 The fat one in need
Vegeta and the woman landed behind the tent.
The fat ringmaster is about to come running up.
"I'm happy that you are visiting me," he said.
"The clown has a cold and a sore throat. You have to help me!"
The circus band is already playing all of my ducklings.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" The fat director calls out loudly. "Now you see clow vegeta and his wife!"
Karpitel4 In the spotlight
"Hey!", Vegeta whispers in his wife's ear.
But she just presses all 2 legs into the ground and doesn't move. The audience laughs. "Maybe she is tired?" Calls out a girl.
Vegeta dismounts and pushes her forward with the kayoken.
But suddenly the woman makes a jump and Vegeta falls headlong into the sand.
The children laugh at him. The fat director of the circus quickly hands the clown Vegeta a tiny violin. Then Vegeta scratches on her
That scares the woman so much. Excited, it runs around in a circle.
Karpietel5 Vegeta and the old tiger
She stops again when she is tired.
Vegeta is pretty exhausted too.
Then the fat circus director comes over.
"Go on! Now the animal tamer is also lying in bed with a fever. You have to seduce the animal immediately!"
At the same moment the tiger leaps roaring towards Moritz.
The woman rises straight up in shock.
But Vegeta stays calm. AR calls softly.
2KOMM; KOMM1mIEZ; mIEZ12BABYED THE tiger stops in front of Vegeta.
Then he starts to growl and closes his eyes Weiler himself thinks he is a small kitten.
Veggie women bow deeply.
"Bravo, bravo!"
cheer the audience.
Karpietel6 On the rope
When Vegeta raises his hand, it goes quiet all around.
"Highly hated audience! What my wife and I show you is not suitable for children under the age of 18. Hop, woman, hop!"
With one mighty leap, the woman jumps on a taut rope.
Carefully she lifts her arms and legs in time with the music of the teletubbies.
Then vegeta stands on her back and does a final flash forward.
And one backwards. But suddenly the headlights go out.
Everything is pitch black and Vegeta falls and falls ...
And when vegeta wakes up, he's in his bed.
The woman is still hanging on the wall (in the picture * grin *).
Vegeta thinks he hears a small moan.
Amazed, egeta winks at the woman: "Are we going to ride out together again tomorrow?"