Hi!

This is my first FF and I would be very happy about comments! ;-)



The FF takes place 7 years after DBGT.

Songoku has absorbed the Dragon Balls and now lives in the afterlife with Master Kaio on the planet Dai. It also has its original shape, i.e. its fully grown body, again. The best fighters in the universe live on this planet, the planet Dai. There is also a palace where the Dai Kaio lives. He's considered the strongest man in the universe, but we know that's not even the slightest bit true. Just like the one with the white hair and running around with the radio, he resembles a madman who has escaped from a retirement home. But what can you do there?

Songoku is very boring there (who could blame him for that?). He has no serious opponents and the food isn't the best either. Every day he fills his stomach with the yellow clouds and still he is not a seed (and that although he is death !!!). Master Kaio's jokes are no longer what they used to be, there is no trouble in hell and to make matters worse, no tournament has been held in ages.





Meanwhile in hell



It was hot, damn hot. There were little fire-breathing volcanoes all over the world. Here and there hot water gushed out, but it was not drinkable. In this drought, some had actually managed to get used to the hellish heat. However, these were lost souls who were doomed to burn in hell for eternity. Yes, it was, hell.

Far and wide where the eye could see nobody was to be seen. This area was like limbo. There were no souls here, just a little house. There was an office in the house. A strange figure sat there. It was the director of Hell Ferox. He flipped through his book and closed it. Apparently he was pretty bored.He looked out the window at the dark mountains. Then he looked in his book again and began to read.

Not far from here, in another dimension of hell, four figures were just about to break through the dimensional wall. They were people well known to us: Freeser, Cell, Buu and Bebi.

Freeser: "Just a minute and we'll be out."

Cell: "Come on then! KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!"

He hurled the huge ball of energy onto the transparent wall.

Buu: "Do you actually know where to look?"

Bebi: "Of course! We found out from the guards."

Freeser: "Actually, we don't know if that's actually true. This guard was very stubborn and we had to squeeze it out of him, so he could also have lied."

Cell: "No, I don't think so. He must have told the truth."

Buu: "Well we hope so."

After a minute, as Freeser said, the wall was broken through and they were able to escape.They flew from one dimension to the next and in a quarter of an hour they were there.

Freeser: "We're here."

Buu: "About time."

They landed on the dusty floor and went to a large cave. A large door blocked the entrance. Freeser smashed it with one movement of his hand and it tore into a thousand pieces.

Someone came out and said in a deep voice:

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"

Cell replied, "We're coming for the Bluestar Dragonballs. Give them to us and we'll let mercy linger."

Then you heard several voices that started laughing out loud. Behind the man standing in the entrance three men stepped out:

"If you want the dragon balls you have to pass us first. And that you defeat us is rather unlikely, so make a exit." With these words the men turned around and were about to go into the cave when Freeser held out his hand and aimed his finger at the men.He hit them all and they fell lifeless to the ground.

Freeser: "You didn't say goodbye."

Big grins broke out on the faces of the others.

They stepped in and there was a large table. It said something like a chest. Freeser went to the box and opened it. Suddenly a bright light could be seen. In the chest there were seven yellow balls with blue stars on them.

"At last! Ha, ha, ha ..... We'll be alive again soon!" Cell rejoiced.

“And then we'll figure out Songoku.” Bebi said his thoughts.

"But first we have to find Songoku's family. If we have them hostage, it will be an easy game to deal with Songoku," said Freeser.

"Come on then! How do you get these things to fulfill wishes?" asked Buu.

Freeser: "Wait, I think the guard stuttered something like: Dragon appear and make us feel our wishes!"

The Bluestar Dragonballs glowed and began to spin.A bright light broke through hell and a tiny dragon appeared. It was blue and had a red tail. His eyes were yellow and he had a bell tied around his neck. He looked stupid.

Buu: "I think the guy was kidding us."

Cell: "I don't think so. He was too scared to dare."

Bebi: "Let us find out."

The dragon looked at her and he started laughing: "Ha, ha, ha, hi, hi, hi, ho, he, he, how the hell do you look?"

Freeser, Cell, Buu and Bebi looked at each other in amazement and Bebi began:

"We want you to fulfill three of our wishes!"

The dragon: "Nothing there! I only feel 2 wishes and I feel the last one myself! But first you have to prove that you are also worthy of me!"

Buu: "I can't believe that! Just two wishes ?!"

Freeser: "And if so. Two are enough."

Bebi: "Oh yeah?"

Cell: "Sure! First of all, we wish we were back to life and the second, um, ..."
He thought about it and Freeser finished:

"With the second we don't make our auras noticeable."

Buu, who was hard to grasp:

"You're totally crazy! What are we supposed to do with that?"

Bebi saw the light: "Songoku can't feel us like this and we can realize our plans!"

Cell turned to the kite and said: "So our first wish ..."

The dragon shook his head and raised his finger: “Before I feel the two wishes for you, you have to make me laugh!” He looked over at them and grinned. He probably had the same quirk as Master Kaio.

Freeser looked at Cell expectantly.

Cell: "What?"

The others looked at Cell too.

Cell: "You don't think ... No, I won't!"

Bebi: "You are the only one who has the blood of the Earth Left and the Saiyajins in you. So make the most of it."

Cell: "You can't ask that of me! I just don't believe it!"

Freeser: "Come on. You know how important that is. You have something like a file in your head, don't you?"

Cell: "Yes, but ..."

He couldn't get any further, the Freeser pushed him forward:

"Come up with something. Come on!"

Cell didn't say anything anymore, he glared at Freeser and thought. 'What should i do? I can't think of anything. I'm not a court jester! No, I will not do that! '

“You can forget that! I don't!” He sat down on a rock and crossed his arms.

Freeser: "All right. Hey dragon! Come up with something else! We can't tell jokes!"

The dragon looked at her disappointed: "I should have known. You are a boring bunch! If you don't know a joke, then you have to prove yourself differently. In a quiz!"

Freeser, Cell, Buu, Bebi at the same time: "WHAT ?!"

Dragon: "YES! I will ask you three questions and you have to answer them correctly!"
Freeser: "All right! We have no other choice anyway! Go ahead!"

Freeser, Cell, Bebi and Buu looked at the kite and concentrated.

The dragon: "HA, HA, HA, hey, hey, hi, ... It's good!"

The others couldn't believe their eyes. The dragon fucks her up!

Cell: "Will it be soon?"

The dragon: "The first question is: What is the difference between Cell and Freeser?"

Freeser and Cell fell over and Bebi and Buu looked at each other questioningly.

Freeser: "WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?"

Cell: "The difference is that I got some intelligence from the Saiyajins and Freeser didn't. So, in plain English: I'm stupid, but Freeser is even more stupid."

He put it out calmly and didn't even flinch an eyelash. (If he even has one !?)

Freeser looked at him in amazement, Buu was speechless and Bebi pinched his face once to see if he was just dreaming.

The dragon started to laugh and looked at Cell: "You just answered the first question correctly. Congratulations!"

Freeser: "Where did you pick up that shit?"

Cell: "I overheard one of the guards talking to another and heard that."

Bebi, who saw how angry Freeser got, said:

"Well at least we answered the first question. What's the next one, dragon?"

The dragon: "The second is ....."





















One day Songoku wondered how his family was doing and whether the earth is still what it has been since he disappeared. He got up from his hammock and went straight to the palace. There was a big door there and Songoku kept wondering why the Dai Kaio, who is very small, needs such a big gate. He chased his thoughts away and went through it. There was a long hall that led to a throne. But no one sat on the throne and Songoku could not see anyone far and wide. He went into the next room, if you can even call it a room.It looked like space and Songoku only saw stars and meteorites around him, so he left it.

"Where can he be?" thought Songoku and at that moment eight figures came through the door in front of him. Five of them were the Dai Kaio, Master Kaio and the three other Kaios. Songoku didn't know the other three who came with me. He walked up to her and greeted her:

"Halo! I've been looking for you everywhere. Where did you put it and who are they there?"

"Oh, Songoku! You are our man. I think you are the right one for our task. Oh yes!