Translation

Fanfic: Belehrung der kleinen Bit Beasts

Subtitle: Der Körper eines Menschen

Chapter: In a person's body

The big Bit Beasts are supposed to explain to their offspring how it is in a human body.

A 35 year old man is sitting in a bar.
Ear: ear to cerebrum; I just had to take the word Saufkopf.
Cerebrum: cerebrum to ear; from whom?
Ear: Can't see. Ask your eye.
Cerebrum: cerebrum to eye; who just said Saufkopf?
Eye: eye to cerebrum; the man who stands across from us. 1.95 m tall, broad shoulders and
Racket make-up.
Cerebrum: Um ... cerebrum everyone; ready to annoy. Cerebrum on glands;
Prepare for an adrenaline rush.
Spleen: spleen to cerebrum. Spleen to cerebrum; what's going on with you guys? I'll get it
nothing at all.
Cerebrum: You don't need to notice either. Stay out of the radio traffic.
Cerebrum to blood pressure; climb.
Blood pressure: blood pressure on the cerebrum. Blood pressure on cerebrum; okay, risen.
Liver: liver to cerebrum. Liver to cerebrum, where is the alcohol?I'll get it
nothing more to do here!
Cerebrum: cerebrum on fist; clench.
Spleen: spleen to cerebrum; should I clench myself too?
Cerebrum: snout. Cerebrum to fist; move out.
Spleen: spleen to eye; I can see what you can not see!
Eye: eye on spleen; You don't believe that yourself, you stupid nut.
Liver: liver to cerebrum; where is the alcohol now?
Cerebrum: So rest for thunderstorm. How are you supposed to get angry sensibly? There
everything is mixed up. Everything listens to my command.
Spleen: Nope, no pleasure.
Cerebrum: One more cheek and you will be kicked out of the spleen. Snout. Cerebrum to fist;
extend and strike.
Fist: fist to cerebrum; I do not dare.
Spleen: Coward, Coward!
Cerebellum: cerebellum to cerebrum. Cerebellum to cerebrum; Guys, leave the fuss. your
pulls the shorter anyway.
Cerebrum: cerebrum to cerebellum; Thanks for the tip. Cerebrum to all; Trouble slowlycontain. Stop adrenaline supply and slowly lower blood pressure. Cerebrum to tongue; Order two beers. One for the gentleman across the street and one for the liver. Bottom up!
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