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Fanfic: "Warum ich?" "Warum nicht?"
Chapter: "Why me?" ("Why not?")
Konnichi-wa!
I'm back! Well, first of all sorry that I haven't quite finished the other FF, but this was a sudden inspiration (in the form of an idea from a friend * grin *) and I just had to implement it immediately. Well, that much should be said, Inu Yasha is really poor in the FF and that's why it is really worth reading * advertise * So, read and please write clerks! I really miss them! (Okay I admit I'm an addict!)
Abunai Namida
“Yay! Finally a hot spring again!” Kagome and Sango were very happy. Sango shot Miroku a warning look. "Don't you dare get too close to the sources," she threatened.
Miroku sighed. He knew that look well enough and nodded. Everyone knew, however, that he would tension again anyway, so Sango put him at one with the Hiraikotsu as a precaution. What's that about?! "shouted the monk indignantly, rubbing the bump." That was a foretaste of what to expect when you tension again."explained the demon hunter." I think, I think I'll go to the next village and organize a place to sleep ... ", he sighed and set off with Shippo in tow.
Inuyasha made herself comfortable a little further away from the springs and sighed. There was a new moon again tonight.
Sango and Kagome undressed and stepped into the pleasantly warm water. Suddenly Sango winced. "What is it?" Asked Kagome fearfully. Sango said, "There's a youkai nearby ..." She was about to grab her Hiraikotsu when suddenly a figure jumped out of the bushes.
He looked like a man with long black hair that was pulled into a long braid. It was clearly the youkai, and he jumped straight onto the hiraikotsu so that Sango couldn't take him and the girls were practically helpless.
“Oh, damn it!” What should you do now?
The youkai gave the girls a lustful look and said, "You two pretty ones come with me now!I'm happy - "He screamed when a voice behind him called" Sankontessou! "And cut his shoulder. The youkai cursed and fled.
"Sit!", Kagome shouted and Inuyasha landed in the water with a belly splash. When he reappeared, the girls had hurried behind some bushes and were quickly getting dressed.
"Oh man, you have to take care of you all the time.", The Hanyou groaned and jumped out of the water. "Oh, take it easy!", Kagome called and sat down.
"It's true!" Inuyasha scolded further. "You make it really easy for yourself: let us protect you as soon as there is trouble, and if we come at the 'wrong' moment like me, there will be a beating ..." "Yes, of course!", Kagome shouted. “You would never last even a day as a woman!” “Only you mean that!” Inuyasha contradicted. "As if it were so difficult!"
"Okay!" Sango grinned. "What okay?" The Hanyou asked confused.
Kagome understood what her friend was getting at and giggled: "The bet is on!You pretend to be a woman for a day. But because I'm a good soul, only tonight, okay? "
Inuyasha stared at her, speechless. "Wh - you're crazy!" He shouted when he had found his language again. "What? I thought it wouldn't be difficult anyway?", Sango said in astonishment.
The Hanyou was in a quandary, he knew that. How do I get out of there? he wondered. Aloud he said: "That has nothing to do with it! There is a small difference ..." "And that would be?" "Well ... um ... yes of course, it has nothing to do with cowardice, if I don't want to disguise myself as a woman. "
Well done, thought Inuyasha. Wrong, because Kagome argued: "Well, I think it takes a good deal of courage to disguise yourself as a woman. And I would have trusted you to do that .. Oh yes," she added, "and because of you don't have to worry about the clothes. I brought two kimonos for the festival in Kaede's village, and one of them is too big for me, it should suit you. "The two girls had to suppress a laugh. They knew they had won. Likewise Inu Yasha (the poorest * sardonic *)
"Okay," he sighed. “The bet is on tonight. But I'm not going to the village, will I?” “Okay!” Kagome shouted, pulling out the kimono.
While Inuyasha put on the kimono with a heavy heart and a red face (damn it, how is that supposed to work ?!), he said that it wouldn't be too difficult. At least I'll survive, he thought. Well, he did survive, but ...
Miroku wondered where his friends were and decided to check on them. Kagome and Sango seemed to have decided not to spend the night in the village and had already made camp. Inuyasha was nowhere to be seen. When asked where he was, the girls started giggling and said nothing.
Miroku shrugged his shoulders and was about to sit down when he spotted a figure that was sitting a little further away and seemed to be watching the sky.She had long black hair and was wearing a pretty kimono. In Miroku's judgment it was a pretty woman (well, pretty, but woman ...?)
The monk approached and sat silently behind the figure. He said: "Would you be willing to bear me a child?", Put his hand on the figure's bottom and promptly got an elbow rammed into the stomach. The figure turned and looked pissed at him.
Miroku didn't understand a lot when he recognized Inuyasha. "Touch me again and you're dead!" He hissed. "Um ... Inuyasha, you're wearing ..." "... a kimono. Imagine, I know that!" Inuyasha hissed.
"But why?" Miroku wanted to know. Inuyasha turned back to the sky and replied: "I made the stupidest bet of my life. Ask Sango and Kagome." "Since when have you been making such bets?" Asked Miroku, astonished. Inuyasha sighed and briefly told what had happened.Suddenly the two heard laughter behind them. The girls were telling Shippo about the same bet. Inuyasha and Miroku crept closer and listened. Shippo was just laughing himself half-dead when Kagome jumped up and shouted: "I feel splinters of the Shikon no Tama! They are approaching quickly ... ouch." She looked at Inu Yasha, who stared back in horror. "No and no!" He groaned. “Does this little wolf have to come now!” “Mind that, mutt?” Shouted a voice and Koga came running.
He looked at Inu Yasha and snorted: "What are you wearing there ?! Have you gone under the fagots now?" "Ask your wife, she knows anyway!" Inuyasha poisoned and turned her back on the wolf youkai.
He asked immediately and got an answer right away. He grinned. "Well, I definitely can't miss that! I'm staying here tonight!" He shouted.
But Kagome thought Inuyasha was suffering enough, so he said, "Well, I think that's a bad idea. You'd better go, Koga-kun."Koga sighed." Okay. ", he said slowly." Because you ask me so dearly ... but then you tell me everything, okay? "" Okay. ", Kagome smiled and waved to him.
"I will not survive this, I will not survive this!" Inuyasha wailed and laid his head on his knees. Kagome smiled a little amazed and replied: "You can do it. You said yourself that women have it very easy, didn't you?" "Real women do. But disguised as a woman it's just embarrassing!" Came the dull reply. "Well, at least it can't get any worse.", Miroku consoled. Think! * very nasty grin *
It was a little later that night when Miroku suddenly looked up. Inuyasha, who had had enough of Shippo's taunts and had therefore settled further away from the camp, noticed it and asked: "What is it?" "Here comes a youkai ..." Kagome and Sango, who had been talking happily (well, about what?) fell silent and looked up.
Then came the youkai: he was in the form of a man with long black hair that was braided in a braid and red eyes that looked lustfully at the two (or better three?) Girls.It was the youkai who had harnessed the girls and was (indirectly) to blame for Inu Yasha's stupid wager.
He said: "This time I'll take you with me! And the third one too!" 'The third one', namely Inu Yasha, turned bright red and hissed: "Be glad that I have no demonic powers at the moment, otherwise you would be something like that now dead! ”The youkai looked puzzled and grinned. However, he found that 'such people' as Inuyasha (at the moment) were quite disgusting and preferred to disappear. He also noticed that another, much stronger youkai was approaching.
The others were quite perplexed when the youkai disappeared so quickly. However, it didn't bother anyone.
Miroku patted Inuyasha sympathetically on the shoulder and said: "You can be really sorry ..." But Kagome only shrugged his shoulders. "S-S-k-M," she said. "Häääää ?!" Inuyasha shouted blankly. "What do you mean?" "Your own fault, no pity.", Said Kagome. "And that's probably true."" It's not my fault if you make me make such a shitty bet! ", protested the black-haired boy angrily." We didn't force you: "Sango said calmly." You just had to say 'No' ... "She grinned maliciously because she knew that Inu Yasha would never say" No " would have said. "What kind of bet is it about? "asked a voice.
(Okay, now it's getting nasty! * Very bad grin *) They turned around and there was ... Sesshomaru !!!! Kagome looked at Inuyasha pityingly. Now it got really bad.
Sesshomaru eyed his little brother, first astonished to see him as a person and then even more astonished to see him in a kimono.
He suppressed a laugh and said: "It's getting worse and worse with you! First you appear as a weak person and that also in women's clothes! Should I ever have said that you are in love with this human woman", he pointed to Kagome I am taking everything back now. And I am no longer wondering why you are walking around with a monk. "Inuyasha turned bright red. "You ... you bloody idiot! I'm not ...", he searched for words, "... not what you think, of course!" He had clenched his hands into fists (there are things that ask you better not imagine, this is part of it: Inuyasha stands there in a kimono, with his fists clenched and yells at Sesshomaru ...) and wished to be in his normal shape to punch his brother in the face to be able to. At the same time he realized that Sesshomaru was in serious danger at the moment, since he was in full possession of his demonic powers and Inuyasha was not. (And otherwise it is