Translation
Fanfic: Alles Blödsinn
Subtitle: Was nie jemand lesen wollte(geschweige denn schreiben)
Chapter: Luffy - in love ?!
Luffy sits on the head of the Flying Lamb and stares into the void of space! (Wasn sentence!)
Luffy: * sigh *
Nami: What's the matter with that?
Usopp: I don't know! It's been like this since noon today!
Nami: I'm a little worried about him!
Chopper: Maybe he's sick!
Nami: * chopper looks * You're a doctor! ^^
Chopper: Oh yeah ..... * goes back to * Um ... um Luffy?
Luffy: Hmmm ...
Chopper: are you sick?
Nami: * drop *
Usopp: * tip over *
Nami: * whispers to * You have to examine him! -.- `
Chopper: Oh! ^^ `
Usopp: * drop *
Chopper: I have to check you out Luffy, you don't look good!
Luffy: * totaldownist * Ok .....
Chopper: * comes back ten minutes later * He's not missing anything, he's perfect
healthy!
Nami: I never believe that! * post-call *
Sanji: Nami sweetheart! I do everything for you! * heart eye gets *
Nami: Then ask Luffy what's wrong with him! * displays *
Luffy: * totaldownist *
Sanji: Of course! * happy * * goes back * say what's going on!* roar *
Luffy: Nothing ... hmmm ... * sigh *
Sanji: * gets scared * I'm going again! ^^ `
Nami: * zorroaufwaken * Zorro, go to Luffy and ask him what's wrong with him !!!
*command*
Zorro: are you my boss? * murr *
Nami: * angry * already today !! >. <
Zorro: O.o! * goes back * Nami wants to know what's wrong with you!
Luffy: Nothing ... hmmm ...
Zorro: * shock * o.o
Nami: * listens *
Zorro: Okay, then ... did your hamster die?
Sanji: -. -` He doesn't have a hamster at all!
Zorro: Oh, well then ... um ... did your grandma die?
Usopp: Why does he only ask if someone has died? -.- `
Nami: KA! -.-
Zorro: Did anyone even die?
Chopper: It's a good question! ^^
Nami: Better than the one from before!
Luffy: * shake head * Nobody died! * smile *
Zorro: Oh sooooo ..... * nasty grin *
Luffy: Hmmmm ....?
Nami: Huh?
Usopp: Huh?
Chopper: Um, what?
Sanji: O.O Ui!
Zorro: So you have a crush! *G*
Luffy: * turns red * Well ...All: * tip over *
Zorro: How is she like? ^^
Luffy: She was so cute and so pretty! Tanned and a very delicate one
Skin! * dream *
Zorro: Clear case of lovesick! -.- `
Nami: Luffy ..... crush .....? O.o`
Usopp: Is that even possible with him? o.o?
Zorro: What else? How is she?
Luffy: * raving * She is sooooo great!
Nami: * scared * Does he mean me? O.o`
All: * drop * * tip over *
Luffy: And she was sooo ... so ... so ... well, so ...
Zorro: So what?
Luffy: So delicious!
All: * drop * Delicious?
Luffy: Yeah, really delicious! Sanji, you gotta get this new recipe for
Make sure to make chicken breast again! Best tonight!
All: O.o` Chicken Breast? * tip over *
Luffy: Didn't you think lunch was so tasty too?
Everyone: * roar * RUFFY !!!