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Fanfic: Santa Oyamada
Subtitle: der Schamane aus dem hohen Norden beziehungsweise ein total verrückter Tag
Chapter: Ouch
So, this FF will actually be more of a big joke ... >> 'And gomen nasai to all SK fans, of which I myself belong. I couldn’t help it ... Please only read if you are prepared for SK to be shamelessly 'desecrated' ... and - sorry if I exaggerate "xD Please do not just write death threats as a clerk .... ^^"
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As I said before, my name isMarie, one of Hao. Stupid misstake. It's not very nice to look at something like that. But what should I do? Turn me on Hao? Oh no ... how could I? Even if I don't care much about my life. Because of this job, I would never let myself be killed!
I had my eyes on Yoh Asakura for 48 hours now. Impossible that this group could be so damn ... damn ... damn- I got angry BORED. They didn't even want to argue, not even stupid jokes. No, nothing- nothing ... I was getting sleepy and the constant sneaking behind had made my neck stiff.Manta raised his voice: "Amidamaru, do you remember when I asked you why I suddenly saw ghosts and you didn't know the answer?". Hallelujah! I briefly thanked God that the boredom came to an end, and then listened eagerly to what the impressive samurai spirit had to say. "No, well ... why it happened so suddenly I don't know myself. As I said, you are probably a good person and-" CRACK! Amidamaru was interrupted by a large splintering tree. “Are you totally stupid ?!” HoroHoro had a fit of anger. A rather small-looking boy was standing on the fallen tree. "Hääää?" my first thought was exactly the same as that of the rest of the group. The kid who stood on the tree was almost exactly like Manta. Except that he wore warmer clothes and his mind, for God's sake ... why is this being done to me? A reindeer, obviously an elemental spirit, hovered over a kind of brass knuckles with ..., I swallowed,bellson it!My restraint was put to the test. "What are you nuts doing here, and just knocking down some trees in front of us ?! AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE MANTA ?!", Ren looked like he could strangle the strange little fellow. So it is right! The little guy laughed, he had a strange laugh. A stupid laugh - it sounded very similar to Santa Claus ... only higher, squeakier. I held back my nausea and preferred to listen to what the Santa Claus blend said: "That's because I'm related to the dear Manta here! My name is Santa Oyamada, and ... I'm a shaman!". No, noooo - I moved back a few millimeters on the branch I was comfortable on. The shamans couldn't utter a word, they just stared at Santa with their mouths open. He grinned, "You heard right," he cheeped. "Don't fuck with us! What is the name of your ghost then ?!RUDOLF?!" shouted Ren, looking even angrier than before.Yoh rubbed his eyes, arguably his only logical explanation was a mirage. I could understand that. Santa grinned, "Not Rudolf Blitz! But close!". My "objects" to be observed stood there in silence for a while, but then simply turned away. The little boy's anger was unmistakable. "DON'T IGNORE ME, I WANT TO FIGHT!" Santa yelled, but all he got was bad looks. Only I wasn't irritated. All that irritated me was my stomach. This boy made me sick to my stomach ...
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Briefly qq 'But I'm tired and want to sleep ... * yawn * Don't write comments that are too angry, ok? ; 3 I hope it went like this, even if I find it terrible ... ôô;
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As I said before, my name isMarie, one of Hao. Stupid misstake. It's not very nice to look at something like that. But what should I do? Turn me on Hao? Oh no ... how could I? Even if I don't care much about my life. Because of this job, I would never let myself be killed!
I had my eyes on Yoh Asakura for 48 hours now. Impossible that this group could be so damn ... damn ... damn- I got angry BORED. They didn't even want to argue, not even stupid jokes. No, nothing- nothing ... I was getting sleepy and the constant sneaking behind had made my neck stiff.Manta raised his voice: "Amidamaru, do you remember when I asked you why I suddenly saw ghosts and you didn't know the answer?". Hallelujah! I briefly thanked God that the boredom came to an end, and then listened eagerly to what the impressive samurai spirit had to say. "No, well ... why it happened so suddenly I don't know myself. As I said, you are probably a good person and-" CRACK! Amidamaru was interrupted by a large splintering tree. “Are you totally stupid ?!” HoroHoro had a fit of anger. A rather small-looking boy was standing on the fallen tree. "Hääää?" my first thought was exactly the same as that of the rest of the group. The kid who stood on the tree was almost exactly like Manta. Except that he wore warmer clothes and his mind, for God's sake ... why is this being done to me? A reindeer, obviously an elemental spirit, hovered over a kind of brass knuckles with ..., I swallowed,bellson it!My restraint was put to the test. "What are you nuts doing here, and just knocking down some trees in front of us ?! AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE MANTA ?!", Ren looked like he could strangle the strange little fellow. So it is right! The little guy laughed, he had a strange laugh. A stupid laugh - it sounded very similar to Santa Claus ... only higher, squeakier. I held back my nausea and preferred to listen to what the Santa Claus blend said: "That's because I'm related to the dear Manta here! My name is Santa Oyamada, and ... I'm a shaman!". No, noooo - I moved back a few millimeters on the branch I was comfortable on. The shamans couldn't utter a word, they just stared at Santa with their mouths open. He grinned, "You heard right," he cheeped. "Don't fuck with us! What is the name of your ghost then ?!RUDOLF?!" shouted Ren, looking even angrier than before.Yoh rubbed his eyes, arguably his only logical explanation was a mirage. I could understand that. Santa grinned, "Not Rudolf Blitz! But close!". My "objects" to be observed stood there in silence for a while, but then simply turned away. The little boy's anger was unmistakable. "DON'T IGNORE ME, I WANT TO FIGHT!" Santa yelled, but all he got was bad looks. Only I wasn't irritated. All that irritated me was my stomach. This boy made me sick to my stomach ...
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Briefly qq 'But I'm tired and want to sleep ... * yawn * Don't write comments that are too angry, ok? ; 3 I hope it went like this, even if I find it terrible ... ôô;