Christmas is coming… -.-

Because Friday the 13th is a bad day ...

Chapter one: Saturday, November 26th, 2005 ...

Saturday the twenty-sixth ...

Yes! Everything came to a standstill here last weekend. In the whole of North Rhine-Westphalia nothing worked anymore!

My mother woke me up at eight-thirty in the morning and she told me that I couldn't go to Cologne because the trains weren't going. Very clever, then she could have let me go on sleeping.

But that wasn't all. When I went to my PC early in the morning (it was a quarter to nine), my internet went on strike. At first I thought that you are not serious. At some point, around a quarter past nine, my modem decided to let me access the Internet after all. (Dear modem ...)

Then my sister called and it was my spontaneous decision to go to see her. Yes my god, I was dead bored ...

Said and done. So I got dressed 5 minutes before the bus arrived, trudged out into the snow, noticed the snow that came up to my ankle, then noticed the wetness that slowly crept up my leg, saw the bus drive past me, left upstairs and changed my pants.Again, I thought to myself, and bravely went down the stairs again, this time the pants IN the boot (it's SOOO modern, looks sooo stupid ...) and hopefully not missing the bus.

When I tried to arrive at the bus stop, it wasn't that easy, I had to fight my way through the snow, given my size, a miracle that I didn't go under, a car drove past me, straight into the mud.

ME, inept as I am, jumped back, was happy in the serious moment and flopped into the snow ... It wasn't that bad, good jacket, because I fell on it.

Then finally caught the bus, I got on, slipped in it again, grabbed my cap, which had changed its color from gray to white, unpacked my MP3 player and was beaming with joy to see that the batteries were empty.

GOOD, then I could have a look at the area outside .. it was so ... white!

I thought, why don't you take a look at the passengers ... Bad idea.Just as I looked ahead (a couple had sat there in the meantime) I saw the guy stick his tongue down the woman's throat. VERY appetizing, I have to say, I HADN'T had lunch yet!

Quickly looking away, I saw an old woman who, gasping, delighted the man in front with bacilli. The first bright spot today, I was NOT sitting in front of the old woman!

Then I already read my stop. Carefully my hat found the way to my head and I found the way to the exit from this hell, called the bus.

When I got out outside, I didn't even spare the smooth ice surface, no! I promptly had to cling to the first best lantern so as not to accidentally fall around the neck of the guy next to it. Embarrassing ... how good that I am NOT embarrassed.

With my head held high, I walked away ... to the next layer of ice ... So I slipped a little until I finally stood in front of my sister's door.Holla, the forest fairy, everything without complications! I rang the doorbell, it was opened, I went in, my sister received me lovingly, I took off my clothes (of course just my shoes, jacket and my bag!) And went into the children's room to fetch my nephew. Oh, was that relaxing. Quickly changed my nephew's diapers (of course not me, my sist!) And I could deal with him while my sister tried hard ... Yes, I honestly forgot what she tried.

Oops, it occurred to me that my sister had free calls!

Honestly now. Which being with two bumps under the blouse (for very stupid people, I'm talking about FEMALE beings!) Is not taking advantage of making FREE calls? Mmm? Well, I definitely don't! So, grabbed the phone, followed my nephew into the nursery, dialed Anni's number and called like crazy.

That my nephew threw his teddy behind the flowers in between, I climb behind the couch and get the thing, he kept coming the teddy into the kitchen and my sister didn't peel potatoes, I just leave it out.At some point, around ten to five, I decided to leave my sister's home for my nephew with homemade cookies, two cassettes with Charmed and two Christmas presents.

Wasn't that great?

Fortunately, I couldn't get to look out of the window at my sister's, otherwise I would have died.

Why? The snow had increased so much in the last few hours that I couldn't tell if it was a car in front of me or a curled up polar bear looking for food. Fortunately, I did not expect the latter, so I made the arduous journey to the bus stop ... which was quite difficult to get to. Not because it snowed out of buckets, but because I had to turn around every two minutes and say "ASSHOLE!" had to roar. At least 5 cars drove past me at insane speed and wanted to give me a load of mud! But not with me!

When I finally arrived at the bus stop, I saw the bus turn the next corner.Got in quickly and sat down in a cozy place. Dug my MP3 player out of my pocket, put in my sister's battery, and turned the thing on.

Yes, it would be nice ... If it weren't for these old people who always have to get rid of everything.

"My God, it snows, don't you think?" Yes! Of course it is snowing! For God's sake, doesn't the woman notice anything?

An old woman behind me couldn't resist this sentence.

Why is there actually no spray against annoying old people? There is spray against EVERYTHING! Pepper spray, mosquito spray, spray cans ... Why not: "I want to kill old people right now" spray!

Since there is unfortunately no such thing, the old lady chatted me ruthlessly and uninhibitedly!

Now the tire of the bus got stuck in the slush! The old woman kept talking to me. And the tire no longer wanted to give way to the snow. Shortly before getting out and walking the rest of the way back, the tire could separate, and it finally went on.After another 20 minutes of the most relaxing bus ride of my life (since then I have had the urge to kill anyone who just talks to me ...) I had achieved my goal. My bus stop!

I quickly packed up all my things and I wasn't even off the bus when the old woman started talking.

Another "nice end of the day." to the bus driver and I was gone.

Finally out! No more old woman telling me it was snowing outside!

But then I couldn't smile really happily.

Unfortunately, just then, a large clump of snow decided to fall from the roof of a house and land on whose head?

Not correct! Not on Aunt Trude's head! No, on MINE!

Grumbling and with totally wet hair and some snow on my nose, I went to our front door. (For the very clever among you, I had my hat in my hand!)

When I tried to unlock the front door, the key slipped out of my hands and promptly landed in the snow.Quickly picked up and open-minded, I hurried up the 34 steps within 10 seconds. I quickly unlocked the front door, my mother just had the same idea, namely to open it for me, and so I lovingly slammed the door in front of her head.

My mother took care of medicine and she explained how sorry I was, I rushed to my PC, turned it on, clicked the mouse when it started up on Netscape, gave www.animemanga. de one and ...

It was shocking to find that animeMANGA had also decided NOT to work!

Angry, I clicked the cursor on the "Start" button and then clicked Shut Down, confirmed and turned the damn thing off.

NO more desire to get upset, I undressed, and let myself fall into my bed, where I hit the back of my head on my slope.

All right then! It was a shitty day, Saturday the 26th!

But at least I am healthy! I didn't break anything! animeMANGA is also working again, the old people are still talking to me, the snow has given way to the sun and a lot of work is coming up ... Could it be even nicer?So! I wish you a merry Christmas! (Yes, I KNOW it's only December 1st!) And take care ... The snow will come again ... This year's winter is insidious!

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Hope you liked my little story. So ... when I read this I have to laugh. But I really didn't feel like laughing that day ...

I would be very happy about clerks on your part! ^^

HEGDL, your Merle-Chan! * smile *