Sooooo ..... Here's another story from me! I don't know yet whether it will be funny. Take a look.
Extra for Angel_8686.
And now it starts .....

*Ring*

Bulma: Trunks? Will you answer the phone, please?
Trunks: If it has to be then!

He went to the phone and put the receiver to his ear

Trunks: Hello? Trunks Briefs here! Before they make fun of my name .. Yes, my first name is boxer shorts! And? Is it that bad? My father wanted to call me Klaus. Fortunately, my mom had assertiveness when it came to assigning names. The last name sucks too, but better than being called Meyer with the last name. My father is called that! So what do you want? We do not buy anything!
Voice: I hope you don't introduce yourself to the girls like that!
Trunks: Oh, it's you Goths!
Goten: Who else? Bad mood?
Trunks: Let me think about it ... Bulma has been fixing the GR for hours and Vegeta had finally managed to fill the fridge after 3 hours[he was shopping]and is just cooking[is he sick?], but otherwise I'm fine!
Goten: ÄÄHHH ..... Yes! I don't think Vegeta can cook anything edible, but it doesn't matter! Would you like to come to the sports festival tomorrow?
Trunks: Just the two of us or is someone else coming with you?
Goths: Mum, Dad, Gohan, Pan, Videl, why?
Trunks: Cool! I'll ask the rest of my oh-so-normal family if they'll come too.
Goten: Shall we say 6:00 p.m. in front of the main entrance of the festival?
Trunks: Yes! Until tomorrow!
Goths: Ciao!

Trunks hung up and went to his mother. He told her about the phone call and she was thrilled.

Bulma: Great! I ask Vegeta and you Bra, OK?
Trunks: Jeep!

Trunks went to Bra and asked her. She agreed. Bulma had it a little more difficult ..

Bulma: Oh come on honey! That’s going to be fun!
Vegeta: Don't feel like it!
Bulma: Well, don't feel like that! Do I have to threaten you again first?
Vegeta: It's getting boring!
Bulma: I don't mean the GR!
Vegeta: Then what?
Bulma: With the Dragon Balls, I could wish that you and Goku would lose all your strength, including flying, and then leave you for 1 week on a desert island!Vegeta: You don't dare!
Bulma: are you sure?
Vegeta: All right! I come with you! But you will atone for that! And now call the brats! Food is ready!

Knowing how bad Vegeta could cook, Bulma had called the pizza service as a precaution.
The next day everyone met at 6:00 p.m. in front of the main entrance of the sports festival.[ Oh yes! Before I forget! Trunks is 19 and Goten is 18]
After everyone had greeted each other, they split up into groups. One group consisted of Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks, Goten and Pan[she wanted to stay with her grandpa]. The other from Chichi, Bulma, Videl and Bra. So they parted and went in different directions. The Saiyan group was lured to a booth by a voice ...

Voice: Who dares to play against the best basketball player Michael Jordan[I couldn't think of a better one for the fast one]? Whoever threw 10 baskets first has won. You can win a voucher for 2 people in the 5-star restaurant "Yummi".[I couldn't think of anything better]

Goku: And who wants?
Trunks: Me if that's right.
Goku: As far as I'm concerned.
Vegeta: But woe to you lose!
Trunks: yes yes! I already know what will happen to me then!
Vegeta: That's good then!
Trunks: I volunteer!
Man: What's your name?
Trunks: Trunks! Woe to you laughing! That wouldn't do them any good!
Man: OK OK! It's good! So, let's go!

Trunks had to play carefully because he didn't want to break the basket or the ball. Now it was 9 to 0 for Trunks.[it was clear! Do not be surprised! I'm not building the scenes like that! ]He dribbled out Jordan and thundered the ball into the basket, which then broke with the ball. Trunks won!

Man: URH ..... yes! Trunks is the winner! Here is your voucher!

He gave the voucher to Trunks

Jordan: Do you play in a professional league?
Trunks: Nope! How so? I've only played basketball 3 times so far!

Jordan fell over. Trunks went to the others.

Trunks: Well, Goths!Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night? I also pay!
Goten: Sure!

They both started laughing. Now the group went on and stopped in front of the Hau-Den-Lukas booth.

Pan: Grandpa? May I try that?
Gohan: I don't know!
Goku: Sure! Do not be afraid son! She'll do it!

Gohan paid so that his daughter could swing the hammer.

Man: Are you sure the little one can do it? The hammer is pretty heavy!
Vegeta: Stop babbling and give her the hammer! COME ON![Vegeta stands up for Pan ????? ]

Since the man was afraid of Vegeta, he handed the hammer to Pan. She reached out and hit the weight[you know how I mean that! ]through the bell and straight into space. The man didn't understand anything anymore, but still gave Pan a huge teddy bear.

Goten: And where are we going now?
Trunks: How about volleyball? There's a booth over there.
Everyone fine

They went to the volleyball stand. There was a field with a net.

Man: There will be 6 participants[what a coincidence!]wanted to play against the best male volleyball team in the world[I don't know who it is and what it's called! ]plays. Who dares?

Goku went to the man.

Goku: Doesn't it matter how old the participants are?
Man: Actually yes!

Goku went back to the group.

Goku: Pan can play along too. Anyone know the rules?
All: Yes
Goku: But don't strike too hard!

So they went to register now

Man: Are you sure you want the child to play too?
Vegeta: Mind that?
Goten whispers to Trunks: What's the matter with Vegeta? Does he stand up for Pan?
Trunks to Goten whisper: I have no idea!
Vegeta: Just didn't have any imaginations! What can I do if these stupid people don't want the little one to play along?
Goku: Take it easy, Vegeta!
Man: WE HAVE FOUND OUR 6 PARTICIPANTS! IF YOU WIN 2 SETS, EVERYONE GET A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PUDDING!

Most of all, Trunks and Vegeta were happy about the award![ Yes / Yes! Both are big pudding fans!* ggg *]
And so the game began. The Saiyan won the first set with 15: 1. The other team got one point because Trunks and Goten watched two cuts. But when Vegeta threatened to dismantle them into individual parts if something like that should happen again, they played along again attentively and then also won the second set with 15: 0. It was of course inevitable that 10 balls and 5 nets had to be replaced, but it doesn't matter! They won the pudding. Now Vegeta was in a slightly better mood and they went on. Now football was on the agenda.

Man: Whoever manages to shoot 5 out of 10 balls into the goal wins a shopping voucher worth 500 DM[I hate the euro, that's why DM]for the supermarket "Penny"[As usual, I couldn't think of anything better!]. Who dares to play against Oliver Kahn[says nothing! I already know!]?
Goten: Then it's my turn now.

Goten approached the man

Goten: And what if I manage to shoot all 10 balls into the goal?Will I then get a voucher of 2500 DM?
Man: If you can do that, I'll raise it to 3000 DM!
Goten: Well then ...

Goten went onto the field.

Kahn: 10 goals? Pah! You can never do that! You can't get a ball in!
Goten: We'll see!

How could it be otherwise, Goten slammed all 10 balls into the goal. The goal now had a few holes, but anyway, he had won! Kahn, on the other hand, made a sad face[it looked exactly like the one when Germany lost to Brazil]and gave up his football career.

Goku: Your mother will be happy about that!
Goths: Jeep

The next stand was a fighting stand. Since it would definitely take days if all Saiyajin were to compete[you know how that is meant! ]they decided that Vegeta should fight alone. He was angry that Goku didn't want to fight, but it doesn't matter! The good boo is tough too.[Yes, he is also fighting. MR. But not Satan because he had seen the Saiyan and knew that he had no chance.]After 3 hours Vegeta had defeated Boo and got prize money of 5000 DM. Reluctantly he paid for the "small snack" with the prize money, which the 6. After Goku won a new car when he won the swimming competition against Franzi van Alms won and Gohan beat Boris Becker in tennis and won a weekend for 2 people in the Bahamas, they met again with the women in front of the main entrance.

Bulma: And what did you win or what did you break?
Goku: Trunks broke the basketball stand and won a meal for two. Pan destroyed the Hau-Den-Lukas stand and won a teddy bear. We each won a year's supply of pudding from a volleyball game. Oliver Kahn made Goten look old and got a meal voucher of 3000 DM. Vegeta beat Boo in battle. He may have reduced the arena to rubble, but he used the prize money to buy us something to eat. Gohan won tennis and punched at least 30 rackets and I won a car in a swimming competition.Gohan: He put half the sports festival under water. And what did you do?
Videl: Oh nothing!

What the men didn't know was that the women had taken part in a beauty pageant[that was also at the sports festival]. Since you couldn't decide which of the 4 was the most beautiful, the women laid everything to rubble[Bra is half a Saiyan and mostly destroyed everything]and they all got 1st place. The prize was an annual subscription to the hairdresser and beautician.

END

Ah! It wasn't that funny, was it? Could you comment on it? I am available for everything! Until the next failed FF.
See you then

BabyG