Scrooge woke up at 1 a.m. and his mega-awesome-cool digital alarm clock rang.

Alarm clock: thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing!

Scrooge: Oh, what luck, only 12, I still have an hour left.

Alarm clock: thing!

Scrooge: Could have clapped ...

The window flew open and a black man, who (wasn't black at all ^^) looked as if he had just robbed a bank, flew in on a hot sled. (the hot sleigh consisted of two chairs ^^)

Ghost: Ey, Yo I'm the ghost of Christmas past, wazzup?

Scrooge: So you are the ghost of Christmas past? So tell me what's your name

Spirit: What? You ask who i am Don't you know me from <>? I am 2Pac!

Scrooge: No, I don't know of such nasty unimportant stuff.

Geist: NAja, however, we don't have a lot of time, lets go!

So you flew away on the 'car', into the past. At a celebratory building they made an emergency stop and watched what was happening inside from the outside, in front of the windows.In the hall of a noble gentleman who was just making preparations for Christmas, Scrooge was amazed to see himself, but of course when he was still young.

Scrooge: There I am, and my dear Mr. Fezziweg. He always spoke so civilly, you just had to like him. That's why I did an apprenticeship with him!

Mr. Fezziweg: Yes, my boy, get the sausages and wipe the floor quickly.

Young Scrooge: Well, my lord fezziweg, I'll hurry up.

The young scrooge was mopping the floor when the doorbell rang.

Mr. Fezziweg: Boy, the doorbell just rang. Now do it hat uff!

The young scrooge (that sounds stupid ^^) opened the door and a girl stood in front of him.

Girl: brother heart! I missed you soooo! Let me hug you!

J. Scrooge: Oh my dearest sister, come into my arms and let yourself be cuddled!

They hugged each other.

J.Scrooge: But what are you doing here anyway? Did mother send you?Is the food ready?

Sister: Um ... yes, come on now.

Mr. Fezziweg: What a beautiful family, where everyone is so happy! You can go now boy, my guests are coming gligs.

And while the siblings went home to have a festive meal, the party began in Fizziweg's hall, where everyone danced and had a good time, but if we show you that too, the piece will be too long.

Dar Geist and old Scrooge followed both of them to an old, dilapidated house.

The two sat down at the table and their mother kissed Scrooge on the cheek.

Scrooge: Oh yes, I still remember exactly what a good time it was.

Geist: See, there you was happy, and you helped the others. aba now!

The ghost shook its head.

Mother: Oh God, I'm so happy to see you again! Well, children, it's served! There is Miraculi, as always and as dessert ice cream from Aldi, that was on a special offer.

Sister: Uh! Again as always!J.Scrooge: I like pasta and I like ice cream. And I like Aldi too!

Mother: Huh, I didn't know you'd be so happy. But unfortunately there are no presents this year, because all the guinea pigs ate them!

J.Scrooge: The guinea pig ... but we don't have a guinea pig ?!

Sister: But I only found one yesterday! Mom, where is it now?

Mother: Well, we ran out of money for the minced meat in the bolognese, so I had to improvise.

Sister: Snow Maiden !!!!! * howl *

Scrooge: Where is the guinea pig now? Did they eat that?

The ghost nodded.

Geist: Everything was chilled back then, oda? You were really always happy and helpful!

Scrooge: Oh, you don't even know what you're talking about.

Geist: Don't talk shit! Everyone is happy sometimes, including you, but if you don't want to see that! It's not my problem! I have to go back to my homies in da Hood now, let's go!

They drove back and Scrooge lay thoughtfully to sleep.~~~~~