Translation
Fanfic: Die Weihnachtsgeschichte^^
Subtitle: oder auch GeIsTeRwEiHnAcHt
Chapter: The turkey, or also: gay or what?
The next morning Scrooge woke up like a different person. He was overjoyed and jumped around in his room.
Scrooge: Yeah! Everything is still there !!! Digicam, plasma TV, cell phone, laptop, cigarettes from Poland and even my water pipe !! Everything that the shadows stole from me on my journeys with the ghosts is back! Yay !!
He ran to the window, opened it, and stuck his head out. kain nebel: a clear, bright and cheerful morning, a coldness that whistled a dance for the blood, golden sunlight, a heavenly sky, lovely, refreshing air, happy bells. (no, how poetic!> _ <°)
Scrooge: Hello, you dear boy, how are you? Isn't it a wonderful day today?
Boy: What do you want man?
Scrooge: So beautiful ..... just wonderful .....
Boy: Boy, do you wanna fuck or what?
Scrooge: Oh man, don't be so mean to me. I don't want to hurt you
The boy leaned against the window and grabbed Scrooge's collar.Boy: Hey Scroogyboy, what do you want from me, man?
Scrooge: Oh, dear little fellow, don't have any nagging. I'm nice to you
Suddenly you heard a corridor approaching. They threw the little boy against the wall and ...
Gear: Small * beep *
If you do that again you smaller * beep *
* beep *
Give us our money back you * beep * (man is the beepshow ^^)
Boy: I don't have any money from you guys.
Gang: Hey you little * beep * chack you don't?
Money or death!
Death or money!
Boy: fuck off!
The gang knocked him to the ground and kicked him. Suddenly Scrooge jumped out of the window and it looked as if he was going to hit her.
Gang: Wadaaaaa
Scrooge: No, that's not the right solution, it doesn't work!
Out of astonishment, the gang listened to him and disappeared.
Boy: Hey man
Scrooge: Are you all right, boy?
Boy: Great thing, great thing !!!! Can I do something for you for that ey !!!!!
Scrooge: Oh, you don't need that.You're welcome.
Boy: Dude, give me a job, you bum !!!
Scrooge: But only if it's okay with you, and I'll pay you for it too. Please get me a chicken.
Boy: A chicken?
Scrooge: Yes, a chicken, and preferably alive.
Boy: Boy, are you kidding me? Lively?
Scrooge: yes, you don't kill animals. They have a life too!
Boy: What do you want with that?
Scrooge: I want to give it to a friend for Christmas, let him keep it as a pet!
Boy: Okay, okay homie, how much money do I get?
Scrooge: As much as you want!
The boy thought out loud: What a fool.
Boy: Well, okay, I'll be gone then, no ... until the pardon homie
The boy drove off on his bike. Scrooge turned and talked to his door knocker.
Scrooge: Oh hello old door knocker, all these years I never paid attention to you, you are so sweet and have such a great smile, I will love you my whole life !!!Scrooge snogged the knock on the door. Suddenly a boy of Turkish nationality showed up and laughed at Scrooge in the worst possible way.
Boy: Hey Oppa, sach ma are you gay or what?
Scrooge said nothing but turned away again. Then the boy came back with the live turkey in hand.
Scrooge: Oh dear Lord Choral Society, what kind of a huge turkey is that? I've never seen anything like it!
Boy: So here's your turkey, now give me the money, exactly 25 money!
Scrooge: So here you go and thank you for doing this for me.
And so Scrooge went back to his house, changed his clothes, and made his way to his nephew Fred. On his way there he greeted many people and wished them all a wonderful Christmas. He even talked to beggars. Now re spent a wonderful Christmas Eve with his nephew, his nephew's wife and niece.
The next day he paid another visit to Bob Crachit and his family and brought them their house turkey.He also gave the children many presents, such as B a boom box, a laptop, a scooter, a fat sound system for your DVD player and a couple of Snoop Doggy Dog concert tickets and 50 Cent.
Now Scrooge was also happy that he could also be a happy and nice person and from now on he didn't do anything bad anymore but only did good.
END! FINITO! OUT! ENOUGH!
Hope you liked it ^^ Katt