«Oh come on ... my dearest dearest Sam! "No! I'm not gay! Let go of me!" "But Sam! My dearest! Everyone is invited to the engagement party! With all the trimmings! Flowers and music, it will be wonderful!" "Nooooo! I'm straight! Get it!" "But Sam, you don't need to hide your feelings, I feel the same way!" * purr * "No! Please! I'm just a good friend!" "My dearest ..." "Neeeeeiiiiin !!!!"