Translation
Fanfic: Rotsesshi und der böse Wolf
Subtitle: (oder: hinter den Gänseblümchen)
Chapter: The shoot (or: what happens when you send Sesshomaru into the forest ...)
The shoot (or: what happens when you send Sesshomaru into the forest ...)
So, pick it up, so I'll probably have to keep writing ... not that this is somehow depressing me, that I got a bit of a reaction ... ^^ ... so then, let's go ...
All: * fizz *
Inuyasha: ... well, I think we're just doing this crap here because ...
Sesshomaru: ... * wakes up after Sango has poured a bucket of water over his mane * ... hey guys, what's up, you don't believe what I dreamed ... this idiot from one author has revealed to all of us that we are now playing fairy tales have to, and I should be Little Red Riding Hood, and ...
Sango: ... you ARE Little Red Riding Hood, and we really have to do this crap ...
Sesshomaru: ... Menno, life is S *** ...
Kks: * slightly under the roar of coffee * ... so my dear ones, I see that you have woken up our little red riding hood, then we can start ...
All: ... oh no ... * wimmer *
Kks: ... oh yes ... so, Sesshi, please put your cap on now ... oh my god, do you look cute in there ...Sesshomaru: * has cap on * * grumble *
Kks: ... and stand with Kagura alias your mother in the corner that is supposed to represent your house ... Sango (alias beech) and Miroku (alias pine), you stand as a forest in the middle of the stage and take Shippo (alias daisy) in the center…
Beech, pine and daisy: * grumble * * stand * * wiggle branches *
Miroku: * scattering pine needles while whispering with Sango ... well, just whispering ... *
Sango: ... ok, but only when he tries to tear off Shippo ^^ ...
Kks: ... hey, trees can't talk! And you Kagome please stand on the other side of the forest ... in the very corner that is supposed to represent your house ... I'm sorry, but after the costumes there was no money left for the props ... well, everyone at their posts ?
Koga: ... where do I have to position myself to eat Kagome?
Kks: ... oops * almost forgot * ... ok, you squeeze into the forest through which Little Red Riding Hood is about to go ... and somehow hide there ...Koga: * squeezes between Sango and Miroku, and ducks behind the daisy Shippo *
Kks: ... so, if you don't have a place where you should stand, you are unlucky, Inu Yasha you can start reading now ... please ...
Inu Yasha: ... * coughs * ... * coughs a second time * ... aaaaalso (because all good stories start with a beautifully stretched aaaaalso ^^) ...
... in an unknown country (terraptaptap, terraptaptap)
... not so long ago (terraptaptap, terraptaptap)
... a bee was very well known ...
Kks:… stooooop… excuse Inuyasha, I think I gave you the wrong textbook… there should be another one somewhere… * looking for *… * looking for *… * can't find it *… well, it doesn't matter, then you have to go just think of something ^^
Inu Yasha: ... like now, but that wasn't the case ... * scream, rage, rant * ... contract ... don't have to think for yourself ...
Kks:… Inu Yasha… who writes this FF ???
Inuyasha: ... you ...
Kks: ... aha, and who has the power to rewrite your role as a plastic wine bottle?Inuyasha: ... you ...
Kks: ... exactly ... and who will therefore do what I say and kindly work their brains?
Inuyasha: ... you ... no, I ... ok ...
... a long time ago in fairy tale land a small dog demon named Rotsesshi lived with his mother on the edge of the fairy tale forest (which as a little note consists of two trees and a daisy) ... when one day his grandmother became seriously ill.
Kagome: * on the other side of the forest * ... cough ... gasp ... choke ...
Inuyasha: * continues *
... the mother sent the poor, little Rotsesshi alone with a basket through the large, wide forest (which as a little note consists of two trees and a daisy) so that he could bring his grandmother wine and cake, and thus to her help faster recovery ...
Kagura: ... oh Rotsesshi, turn off the PC and bring your grandma a little alcohol and something to nibble on ...
Sesshomaru: ... nope, don't feel like it ...
Kagura: ... you do what I tell you right away, or I'll never bake ginger biscuits for you again!Sesshomaru: ... whaaa, you are so mean, you never listen to me, and then you blackmail me too ... * washed * * grabs basket * * runs out of the nonexistent house *
Kagura: ... well, at this age they are always a bit difficult ...
Inuyasha: * continues *
... while his mother is still philosophizing about pubescent fairy tale characters and resolves to ask the old witch whether Hansel and Gretel are constantly overreacting like that, Rotsesshi arrives at the edge of the forest (which is not difficult, since it is right next to the house) ...
Sesshomaru: * enters forest *
Sango and Miroku (alias beech and spruce): ... whaaa, on him with a roar * Sesshomaru buried under him *
Shippo: ... oh, that's why they whispered ...
Kks:… stooooop… tell me, haven't you read the script?
Miroku: * gets up * * scattered needles * ... yes, but it says we should ...
End of part 2 - yes, what would it have said?
Well, I had to be mean, I just broke off here ... by the way, Inu Yasha won't have the time to say why he is still playing ... so I'll do that ^^ ... in fact, I have him (and everyone else) forced to do it * muhahaha *, otherwise I would have stolen their beloved ginger biscuits ... like yesterday, with at least one picking point I will continue to write!
So, pick it up, so I'll probably have to keep writing ... not that this is somehow depressing me, that I got a bit of a reaction ... ^^ ... so then, let's go ...
All: * fizz *
Inuyasha: ... well, I think we're just doing this crap here because ...
Sesshomaru: ... * wakes up after Sango has poured a bucket of water over his mane * ... hey guys, what's up, you don't believe what I dreamed ... this idiot from one author has revealed to all of us that we are now playing fairy tales have to, and I should be Little Red Riding Hood, and ...
Sango: ... you ARE Little Red Riding Hood, and we really have to do this crap ...
Sesshomaru: ... Menno, life is S *** ...
Kks: * slightly under the roar of coffee * ... so my dear ones, I see that you have woken up our little red riding hood, then we can start ...
All: ... oh no ... * wimmer *
Kks: ... oh yes ... so, Sesshi, please put your cap on now ... oh my god, do you look cute in there ...Sesshomaru: * has cap on * * grumble *
Kks: ... and stand with Kagura alias your mother in the corner that is supposed to represent your house ... Sango (alias beech) and Miroku (alias pine), you stand as a forest in the middle of the stage and take Shippo (alias daisy) in the center…
Beech, pine and daisy: * grumble * * stand * * wiggle branches *
Miroku: * scattering pine needles while whispering with Sango ... well, just whispering ... *
Sango: ... ok, but only when he tries to tear off Shippo ^^ ...
Kks: ... hey, trees can't talk! And you Kagome please stand on the other side of the forest ... in the very corner that is supposed to represent your house ... I'm sorry, but after the costumes there was no money left for the props ... well, everyone at their posts ?
Koga: ... where do I have to position myself to eat Kagome?
Kks: ... oops * almost forgot * ... ok, you squeeze into the forest through which Little Red Riding Hood is about to go ... and somehow hide there ...Koga: * squeezes between Sango and Miroku, and ducks behind the daisy Shippo *
Kks: ... so, if you don't have a place where you should stand, you are unlucky, Inu Yasha you can start reading now ... please ...
Inu Yasha: ... * coughs * ... * coughs a second time * ... aaaaalso (because all good stories start with a beautifully stretched aaaaalso ^^) ...
... in an unknown country (terraptaptap, terraptaptap)
... not so long ago (terraptaptap, terraptaptap)
... a bee was very well known ...
Kks:… stooooop… excuse Inuyasha, I think I gave you the wrong textbook… there should be another one somewhere… * looking for *… * looking for *… * can't find it *… well, it doesn't matter, then you have to go just think of something ^^
Inu Yasha: ... like now, but that wasn't the case ... * scream, rage, rant * ... contract ... don't have to think for yourself ...
Kks:… Inu Yasha… who writes this FF ???
Inuyasha: ... you ...
Kks: ... aha, and who has the power to rewrite your role as a plastic wine bottle?Inuyasha: ... you ...
Kks: ... exactly ... and who will therefore do what I say and kindly work their brains?
Inuyasha: ... you ... no, I ... ok ...
... a long time ago in fairy tale land a small dog demon named Rotsesshi lived with his mother on the edge of the fairy tale forest (which as a little note consists of two trees and a daisy) ... when one day his grandmother became seriously ill.
Kagome: * on the other side of the forest * ... cough ... gasp ... choke ...
Inuyasha: * continues *
... the mother sent the poor, little Rotsesshi alone with a basket through the large, wide forest (which as a little note consists of two trees and a daisy) so that he could bring his grandmother wine and cake, and thus to her help faster recovery ...
Kagura: ... oh Rotsesshi, turn off the PC and bring your grandma a little alcohol and something to nibble on ...
Sesshomaru: ... nope, don't feel like it ...
Kagura: ... you do what I tell you right away, or I'll never bake ginger biscuits for you again!Sesshomaru: ... whaaa, you are so mean, you never listen to me, and then you blackmail me too ... * washed * * grabs basket * * runs out of the nonexistent house *
Kagura: ... well, at this age they are always a bit difficult ...
Inuyasha: * continues *
... while his mother is still philosophizing about pubescent fairy tale characters and resolves to ask the old witch whether Hansel and Gretel are constantly overreacting like that, Rotsesshi arrives at the edge of the forest (which is not difficult, since it is right next to the house) ...
Sesshomaru: * enters forest *
Sango and Miroku (alias beech and spruce): ... whaaa, on him with a roar * Sesshomaru buried under him *
Shippo: ... oh, that's why they whispered ...
Kks:… stooooop… tell me, haven't you read the script?
Miroku: * gets up * * scattered needles * ... yes, but it says we should ...
End of part 2 - yes, what would it have said?
Well, I had to be mean, I just broke off here ... by the way, Inu Yasha won't have the time to say why he is still playing ... so I'll do that ^^ ... in fact, I have him (and everyone else) forced to do it * muhahaha *, otherwise I would have stolen their beloved ginger biscuits ... like yesterday, with at least one picking point I will continue to write!