Through the forest (or: golf with a wolf)

Well, there I am again, annoying as ever ... since I got three (in words three) clerks yesterday, I should actually write twice what I usually present ... but I don't do so much to me I can't think of anything ^^ ... by the way, I'll probably put my FF "the ball is round" on hold for the time being, because I can't think of anything else I could write ... so, where was I stopped yesterday ... * search * ... oh yes, exactly ... ^^

Sesshomaru: * enters forest *

Sango and Miroku (alias beech and spruce): ... whaaa, on him with a roar * Sesshomaru buried under him *

Shippo: ... oh, that's why they whispered ...

Kks:… stooooop… tell me, haven't you read the script?

Miroku: * gets up * * scattered needles * ... yes, but it says we should ...

Sango: * gets up too, but doesn't scatter needles, because after all it is a deciduous tree * ... cover Little Red Riding Hood when she enters the forest ...Kks: ... * puts his hands in front of his face * ... what can you actually do ... when we are finished with the film I will teach you to read first!

Miroku: ... why ... * innocent look * ...?

Kks: ... * bad wolf eats innocent lamb look * ... because it clearly says "while Little Red Riding Hood enters the forest, she is watched by the bad wolf, who is covered by trees so that she does not see him "...

Sango: ... * to Miroku * ... I told you that this text passage shouldn't be interpreted as freely as you claim ... * grumble *

Kks: ... well, it doesn't matter, let's just turn it again ... please Inuyasha, you start ...

Inuyasha: * tells *

... as just said, Rotsesshi entered the forest when he was watched by the big, bad wolf ...

Koga: * looks out from behind the daisies *

Sesshomaru: * waddles one - two times between Sango and Miroku ...

Inuyasha: * continues *

... the bad wolf thought that the red sesshi should actually be very tasty, and so he lured it away from the non-existent path, deeper into the forest ...Koga: * flute *… oh Rotsesshi, where are you going ???

Sesshomaru: ... to my grandmother, or to my brother's girlfriend ...

Koga: ... aha, shouldn't you bring her some flowers?

Sesshomaru: ... I don't really feel like sneaking in on her, but since it says so in the script * Shippo plucks out of the (nonexistent) soil and puts it in the plastic bottle *

Koga: ... * sees the bottle * ... say Rotsesshi, what are you carrying around with you?

Sesshomaru: ... a plastic marble cake, and a bottle of plastic wine ... an excellent vintage ... 1921 ... made from handpicked granules ... and without artificial sweeteners ...

Koga: ... well, if I didn't have to eat Kagome first and then you, I would ask if you would like to have a picnic ...

Sesshomaru: ... oh, there is still time ... my grandma doesn't die that quickly either, and besides, I don't taste at all ... I'm just skin and bones ... my mom doesn't give me anything to eat at home ... buhuuuuu ...Koga:… don't cry… we can change that here and now… you don't happen to have a plastic knife for the plastic cake with you, do you?

Sesshomaru: ... nope, but it should work with a hatpin too ... * plucks a hatpin out of the hat * * sticks into the cake * * pulls a needle that is stuck with dough out again *

Sesshomaru: ... I think it wasn't quite through ...

Kagura: ... what do you expect? In case you haven't noticed, we don't have a stove !!!

Sesshomaru: ... well, whatever, let's open the wine!

Koga: ... no, wait, let's play it ... * whispers something with Sesshomaru *

Sesshomaru: * nods * * breaks off a branch from Miroku (juhu, ambiguity ^^) *

Koga: ... * unpacks golf ball * * takes the "club" * * aims * * does not hit *

Sesshomaru: ... * takes clubs and golf ball * * aims *

Kks: ... what's the point * spits golf ball out *

Sesshomaru: ... * has hit *

Koga: ... congratulations, the bottle of plastic wine is yours!Kks: ... so, that's enough, I've put up with everything: a script that is wrong, a misinterpretation of a passage, actors who don't do what they are supposed to ... but that really goes too far ... * pulls out Pen * * is scribbling something in her FF *

Sesshomaru: ... * plop * * becomes a plastic wine bottle * * whimpers *

Kks: ... so, that's what you get from it ... I think this is a successful ending for a film ... * goes towards the exit * ... by the way, you should dress warmly, I'll be bringing the play "Hansel and Gretel" with me soon ... * wants to lock the door *… oh, and Miroku; take off this costume, pine needles don't suit you (even if they are actually spruce needles) ... * closes the studio * ... * goes happily whistling to the next cafe to have a caffeine droning * ...

Inuyasha: ... * scratches his head * ... whether we did anything wrong?

Koga: ... whatever, we'd rather have one, now that we've even got two bottles of wine * muhahaha *Sesshomaru: ... * hops away gurgling (he can't scream) *

END - whaaa, it's over ^^

So, that's it ... longer than I actually planned, but no matter ... if I get at least one more pick, the next fairy tale will come ... I just kind of feel like I've finished something too abruptly (the FF, not the door to the studio ^^) ... well, I also wanted to thank everyone who wrote me a commi ... HEGDL ... well, see you then, your Kks-chan ^^