Chapter 1: dealing with people

1. Be lenient: these people are hopelessly old-fashioned!
2. If you need an interpreter: give up, you won't find anyone anyway!
3. Your cell phone has no reception even in an emergency.
4. when attacked by a horde of ferocious demons:
lay flat on the floor and hope for help. If no help comes, good luck .....

5. Don't expect people to know where (or what ^^) the nearest supermarket is.
6. The phrase "You will hear from my lawyer!" does not draw
7. important: take a very close look at your counterpart!
8. if you haven't found anything conspicuous: if the eyes of the person opposite turn red, the time has come when you have to run away screaming.

9. In rare cases, words like Sitz, wonder.
10. Should you find yourself at the stake, under the sword of your opponent or in half, despite this advice, you should not rely on dubious advice in the future ... huh, huh, huhPlease write to me how you think! ^^