Hello! Here I am!
I didn't expect so many to read my FanFic! But of course I'm happy about it! What I forgot the first time to mention that Son-Goku didn't die in the fight against Cell and that Goten und Trunks are somehow the same age * embarrassing *!
Well anyway I hope you like my next chapter so much ;-)
Thanks again to everyone who wrote me a comment! Thank you, thank you! ^^
And another big apology for the spelling mistakes! That is really not one of my great talents ^^

Splish Splash

After Son-Goku and Vegeta had provided their two sons with at least 7 bottles (per child!) (Well, they are both Saiyajins ...) and both of them slumbered deeply, the adults prepared their own meal. Preparing might be wrong as you have to keep in mind that all they had to do was put the food that Bulma had pre-cooked in the microwave.The food came out like a pure male catch! The food just flew through the air. It was later found out that there were still some leftovers lying around on Muten-Roshi's island ...
In between the two fought in a pretty tough fight for the last chicken leg, but nobody wanted to give up and so they finally fought until late at night. When it was just about to climax (sounds stupid now -. -) Son-Goku heard the babies cry and they both turned from Super Saiyan to Saiyan and quickly ran back into the house.
The chicken leg had disappeared somehow or other. Of course, they both accused each other of eating them.
"Why do they always have to scream?" asked Vegeta. “Either they sleep or they bawl my ears!” Son-Goku didn't seem to have heard him. Vegeta repeated what he had said, but again no reaction. Then he put his hand on Goku's shoulder and Goku started.“What's wrong Vegeta?” Vegeta was getting angry now. "I've already told you that twice!" he barked. "I'm sorry, I don't understand a word. Oh wait a minute ..." He grabbed both ears and pulled small blue foam gums out of them. "I bought earplugs especially for this week! That was a good idea, wasn't it?" Goku replied with a slight pride in his voice. Vegeta was still scowling at him. "That was a shitty idea!" "But Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed in dismay. "But not in front of the children!"
Vegeta pulled one of his famous grimaces and complained: "Hello! The toddlers are only a few months old! They can't even tell their hand from a cow! I think it won't be that bad that we say" shit " ! "" I just mean ... ", Goku muttered.
"Lord God again! At least be quiet when we argue!" Vegeta snapped at the babies, but that didn't bother them.
"Well, I think they're full of diapers! Maybe you should check out Vegeta."Vegeta turned around in horror. "Me? Why me?" He stuttered. “You do it yourself, Kakarott!” But Son-Goku quickly put his earplugs back in his ears and was talking extra loud. "I'm sorry Vegeta, I can't understand you!" he shouted.
"Arghhhhh! Kakarott! You're too cowardly to get through this! I'll do it!", Vegeta said confidently. Slowly and carefully he approached the cradle in which Trunks was lying. His son was still screaming like a world champion.
Slowly he peered over the edge of the cradle. Immediately he turned around in disgust. "What's going on, Vegeta?" Goku asked surprised. Vegeta made a face. "That smell is terrible! My fine nose can't take it!" Goku stared at him. "Your fine nose ?! Since when have you been pushing yourself out Vegeta ???"
Vegeta blushed. Stuttering, he said: "Uhh ... What ?? I said: The stench is so terrible that YOUR fine nose couldn't take it, but I'm the prince, so of course that's something completely different with me!""When he looked Goku in the eye he was even redder, (He looked something like this -. -) but he caught himself quickly and said:" Oh, can you go to the kitchen for a moment, Kakarott? " "Why? "" Uhhh ... I uhhh ... think I ... well ... heard something! "Son-Goku shrugged his shoulders and went into the kitchen. Before that you could see Vegeta sucking in a deep breath before he started to deal with the smelly diaper.
Carefully he took off Trunks' romper suit. But since he didn't know how to open the diaper (he hadn't seen the adhesive stitches), he simply tore it open on the sides. He took another deep breath, then opened the diaper.

In the meantime, Son-Goku had spread out on a chair and was nibbling a few cookies. He had noticed, of course, that Vegeta only wanted to distract him because he didn't want him there. But he didn't care. Suddenly he heard Vegeta's voice echoing from the living room. "Oh you shit Trunks!"Son-Goku jumped up and ran to him." What's going on now? "He shouted, startled. Vegeta couldn't say anything, he just pointed to the cradle.
Goku came closer. Then he could see it too! "Oh shit Trunks!"
Trunks had probably made the biggest pile the two Saiyajins have ever seen!
Both of them were now darting across the floor in a terrible mess. First of all, of course, the diaper was destroyed. But Son-Goku couldn't get up and took a quick photo of the thing. As evidence ... Vegeta first took a nose clip to destroy it and then went into his GR. There he put the diaper in the middle of the room, gathered all his energy and fired a huge ball of energy at the diaper, which immediately dissolved to ashes.
Then the living room was cleaned with at least 21 tubes of "Meister Propper" and 6 "Brise One Touch" (surreptitious advertising ^^) until it finally smelled fresh again.
Wherever they were there, Goku quickly changed Son-Goten's diaper, which didn't have nearly as much content as Trunks' diaper.You could just throw his in the garbage can in front of the house.
When they were both back in the living room, a new problem arose.
"Should we put the new diaper on the two of them now?" Asked Vegeta. "So ChiChi always washes Goten beforehand, I think.", Son-Goku answered. Vegeta groaned again. But then he pulled himself together. "So then off to the bathroom with them ...
They both took their children and ran into the bathroom with them. But because they still stank so insanely, they kept them as far away from themselves as possible. It looked a little ridiculous how the two Saiyajins waddled up the stairs one behind the other and carried two small babies in front of them as if they were two bags of flour.
When they got to the bathroom, they filled the bathtub, undressed their children and put them in the tub. Immediately they started splashing around in the water and Vegeta and Goku were from head to toe in less than 30 seconds ... well ... wet."How do we get the bottom clean now?" Puzzled Goku. Vegeta thought for a moment. But Goku was faster. "Well, I think there is no way around it! We must wipe it with a cloth." Vegeta looked at him plaintively. "I'm supposed to wipe someone else's ass? And what do you dream of at night, Kakarott?" Said Vegeta. Son-Goku paid no attention to him, but grabbed a washcloth that was on a small shelf and caught his son, who was still pumping the water out of the bathtub with Trunks.
When he caught him, he gently wiped his little baby bottom and lifted it out of the tub, wrapped it in a fluffy, soft towel and rubbed it off. Then he puts on his romper again. Vegeta, who had been watching the whole time, refused to wash his son even after long pressure. So Goku took heart and made it for him.
Vegeta then took over from drying off. You could tell that Trunks was really happy about his father's care, because he giggled the whole time and tried to tell Vegeta something.But since he couldn't speak yet, only sounds like: Badabüdudi, schiladöft or datatatatat, came out of it.
After Vegeta finished they went back downstairs and put new diapers on the little ones and fed them. Shortly afterwards they both fell asleep and their fathers put them in their cradles. Tonight they both had to spend the night in the living room. Well, what does "had to" mean? They both dozed off on the sofa from exhaustion ...

So that's it again! I hope you enjoyed it and you are reading the next chapter too!
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