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Fanfic: Mystery Science Kontinuum 2006 - Part One

Subtitle: Die 'Prohpfezeihung' des Grauens

Chapter: Well finally! The first chapter

The light goes out again and it goes on.

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> Chapter 1
> The new one

Kali: No spelling mistakes?
Lyza: Creativity ...

> One morning Tea called up to Yugi: "Hey Yugi come on, school is about to start!" "Yugi's grandfather came out and said:" Tea if you're looking for Yugi he's already in school. "" Thank you, Mr. Muto! ", Tea called and ran to the school." Hello Tea. ", Joey said in> the school. The teacher came in and said: "Good morning, today you will get a new seating arrangement and a new classmate."

Lyza: She's doing it again!
Kali: Eh?
Lyza: Well, the spaces discriminate!
Lucifer: And she doesn't seem to think much of paragraphs either ...
Kali: * to Lucifer * You know, these are imaginary leaps in time. The justification is that
this bullshit that was fabricated here has to fit in 20-30 minutes of broadcast time ...
Lyza: There are a few commas and spelling mistakes ...
Lucifer: How was that with the Duden again?> Tea only said to Joey: "How she is ..." "Well, how a nerd as always", Joey replied. Tristan just said: "Let's wait and see."

Lyza: * indignant * * digs a food slip and a pen out of the pocket of her lab coat * * writes *
Kali: Well at least poor Anzu won't be discriminated against this time ...

>. ,, Come in. "said the teacher

Kali: In? Does the Raine from Final Fantasy VIII mean?
Lyza: Nah, right? * picks up paper *
Lucifer: What does it say?
Lyza: Space Liberation Front! Down with discrimination!

> and the new one came in.

Lyza: I think you got it wrong ...

> ,, Her name is Karin Mutscho.

Lyza: See!
Lucifer: Well, she's punished forever with a name like that ...
Lyza: Is that the correct name of the author?
Lucifer: The FF is so limited, it could be smooth ...
Kali: Sounds more like the corruption of "Muto" ...

> She is 16 years old and comes from Egypt. ", added the teacher." Hm ... and now> about the new seating arrangement Yugi you are sitting next to Karin ... ", the teacher said.After an> hour, the seating arrangements were established.

Lucifer: Let me recap. It takes ONE hour to get to its place?
Kali: * shrugs * Maybe this is a big classroom ...
Lyza: * close to tears * the poor spaces ...

> During the break, Yugi Karin asked something: ,, You really come from Egypt I mean ..... "

Lyza: Oh you cruel world ...
Lucifer: Didn't he mean to ask?

>, Yugi wanted to ask.

Kali: Does he seem to mean too ...
Lucifer: There's a comma attached to it.
Lyza: Injustice! I'm going to court! What she does is definitely unconstitutional!

> But Karin only said: "Yes

Kali: She even agrees with you ...

> and I know everything from the old one
> Egypt and so on. "

Lucifer: It was probably nothing ...
Kali: What does she mean by 'and so on'?
Lucifer: Probably their knowledge of ancient China, Peru and so on ...
All: * are silent *
All: No ~ ...

> Yami pricked up his ears and Yugi asked: "That's great, then maybe you can help us."Lyza: * howls *
Lucifer: I'm diagnosing schizophrenia.

> "Yes I can."

Kali: She doesn't even know what it's about ...
Lucifer: Hey, there are two commas before the 'yes'.
Kali: She probably doesn't know that the first quotation marks are at the top in America and England ...
Lucifer: * very ~ very patient * we have already clarified everything Kali-changh ... * bites his tongue *
Kali: * is noisy * Yes? Speak out calmly.
Lucifer: * depressed * See what this FF is doing to me. I will be nice and nice ...
Kali: * pats Lucifer's cheek * poor little devil ... * rummages in her pocket * Want some candy? * holds out a candy to Lucifer *
Lucifer: * is shocked * How deep have I sunk ... * takes the candy and eats it *
Lyza: * absent-minded *, pleased 'not, sunk' ...
Kali: How deep did you fall, beautiful Mor ..... * swallows * * pulls the hand away from his cheek *
Lucifer: * cold look in the direction of Kali * For today I'll let you get away with this, man ...> After school. Yugi went to Karin and asked: "I can come with Karin right away."

Lucifer: She also discriminates against paragraphs.
Lyza: * makes notes on a second food slip with narrowed eyes *
Kali: He asks or does he say ...

> ,, What does your grandfather say? ",

Lyza: * Grandfather * No, I don't want you to play with little girls ...

> asked Karin in a slightly calm voice.

Kali: What is a slightly calm voice?
Lucifer: * shrugs * your voice will panic a bit when I get my hands on it. * resentment *
Kali: ...
Lyza: Something's stuck there ... * sniff * The poor commas ... * takes notes again *

> Hm ... you can't come with me ... please. "Yugi pleaded.

Kali: I think I'm having a déja vu ...

> Karin said: 'Fine for me. I come with."

Lyza: Yes, I know that ...
Lucifer: I am abstaining from comment. This is not worthy of me ...

> Yugi and Karin had arrived at Yugi's home.

Kali: * surprised * A clever sentence!Lucifer: ... almost ...

“Grandfather, I have a question. ", it came from Yugi.

Kali: Please give her some tutoring in German ... * sniff *

> Grandfather came around the corner and asked: "What kind."

Lucifer: He wanted to ask ...
Lyza: Stupid reply ...
Kali: * Yugi * I'm gay, do you mind?
Lucifer: Something's stuck there again ...
Lyza: * writes *

> Can I go to Karin with you? "asked Yugi.

Lucifer: Where is Karin?
Kali: Under a car? * hope *
Lyza: Somewhere in Timbuktu ...?

> The grandfather said: "Yes, why not, but don't forget to do your homework."

Lucifer: Very responsible ...
Lyza: But something's stuck there again.
Lucifer: I think I'll stick the 'author' a ...
Kali: Bah! 5 euros in the bad word game box office ...

> ,, Yes grandfather. ", said Yugi and then went to Karin.

Lyza: So it's a country, a city ...
Kali: ... or a cow coffee ...
Lucifer: ... or in hell ...> Arrived at Karin's. Karin unlocked the door and then said to Yugi: "Come in Yugi."

Lyza: There! Another paragraph is discriminated against!
Kali: But she's polite ...

> Yugi went in and followed Karin. "Karin suggested something:" Listen to Yugi, we'll do our homework first and then I'll show you something ok. "

Lucifer: * Yugi * What?
Kali: * Karin * Tihi ... My stamp collection. * wink *

> Yugi was enthusiastic, but Yami is surprised.

Lyza: I don't look ...
Kali: Does she mean "blow" like blow?
Lucifer: He's blowing because he's surprised?
Lyza: * confused * who is blowing what ...

> After homework, Karin went into her with Yugi

Lucifer: bed?
Kali: love nest?
Lyza: Room.

> Room

Lyza: Ha!

> and took her Millennium Sword from her back and had pulled out an old scroll in her desk.

Lucifer: Did she have that thing on her back the whole time?
Kali: * quoted * There are things that only bad FF authors can do ...Yugi asks: "Who got the sword?"

Kali: Whack! Change of tense in the middle of the story ...
Lyza: Who is roaring?
Lucifer: A deer.

> "You will be surprised but it belonged to Yami's fiancé"

Kali: * shocked * POLYGAMY !!
Lyza: * outraged * DISCRIMINATION !!
Lucifer: But I would be interested in how many there are now ...

> What! my Yami has a fiancée, "yelled Yugi.

Kali: There you have your answer.
Lucifer: I find that illogical ...
All: * nod *

> "According to ancient scriptures, she had purple hair tied together and the bangs> was gold, she had purple eyes and she wore a pharaoh's robe that was white and gold. ",> said Karin.

Lyza: * horrified * She was wearing a robe made of pharaohs?
Kali: Like the guy in 'Silence of the Lambs'
Lucifer: clothes made of human skin? Who wrote the book ... Astaroth?

> Yugi looked shocked

Lyza: I can understand him ...

> and said slightly in a pale voice: "How ..... you"

All: ???
Lucifer: Karin belongs in hell ...Kali: Are you going to mess with her?
Lucifer: ...
Lyza: Um ..., slightly pale voice '?
Kali: * takes a breath * ...
Lucifer: We know ... Some things only bad FF writers can do.

> "Yes, I also noticed that",

Kali: See.

> Karin noticed slightly.

All: ...

> Karin and Yugi looked at each other with a shocked look.

Lucifer: Huh? I thought she knew that before? And their yami ...
Kali: I can't anymore.
Lyza: I have to ...
Lucifer & Kali: * nod *

The light goes on and Q reappears.

Q: PAUSE! The toilets are back there. * flicks *

Two doors appear out of nowhere. All three run towards it.
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