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Fanfic: Mystery Science Kontinuum 2006 - Part One

Subtitle: Die 'Prohpfezeihung' des Grauens

Chapter: End with horror - or horror without end?

Kali: Q, please make him normal size again ... Somehow I'm sorry for him. As cute as he is in that state.
Chibi-Luzi: Grmpf. Now I have to let someone speak for me ...
Kali: Don't take it so hard ... We're all stuck here.
Chibi-Luzi: I want to go home! * sucks his thumb while crying *
Kali: * lifts him on his lap * Oh, you poor ... Don't cry.
Chibi-Luzi: * sniff *
Lyza: * sweet as sugar * Q ~ hu ~?
Q: Please?
Lyza: * aggressive * Get me out of this DAMNED KÖSTÜM!
Q: * flinches * You don't have to scream!
Lyza: * evil glare *
Chibi-Luzi: * slips off Kali's lap * And what about me?
Q: * sighs * Why am I just so nice? * flicks *
Chibi-Luzi & Lyza: * plop *

Both are back to normal.

Lucifer: * sits down angrily on his cinema chair *
Q: So, now we come to the third part ...
Everyone: * hold up a sign *
Q:? What is written there? * reads * We are on strike ...
All: * collective nod *
Q: * raises an eyebrow threateningly *All: * sigh *

5 ...

4 ...

3 ...

2 ...

1...

> Chapter 3
The treasure of ancient Egypt

Lucifer: I told you so!
Kali: Unbelievable ... TWO mistakes in FIVE words

> At school the teacher announced something: "Tomorrow we will go to the museum to learn something new for the history class."

Lyza: But she has a lousy expression for a teacher ...
Lucifer: Yes, yes ... it is just an empty body ...
Kali: Now we know why the author has such bad German! This teacher also teaches German!
Lyza: The woman is Japanese.
Kali: Well then!
Lucifer: And that's where people complain about PISA?
Lyza: Well. Now we finally know who is to blame ...

Collective nod.

> ,, WHAT !!! "the class shouted.

Kali: In the collective?
Lyza: * Borg * Resistance is useless. You will be assimilated. Your technology will be added to ours ...
Lucifer: is that contagious?

> "Yes, exactly to the museum," repeated the teacher.Lucifer: Well, it just can't prevail.

> The next day in the Domino Museum. "So, welcome to the Domino Museum", Malik and Ischisu greeted the class.

Kali: Whack! There is a paragraph missing!
Lucifer: This is the fault of the empty body.
Lyza: Are 'Malik' and 'Ischisu' singular?
Kali: Already individually, but not in the plural. And besides, it's called 'Ishizu'! With, z '!
Lyza: So there are two of you. Do they always talk at the same time?
Lucifer: am I Jesus? Does grass grow out of my ears?
Kali: cynic.

> After a while Malik asked: "Anything else you know ..."

Lyza: He's probably not really into German either ...
Kali: German language, difficult language ...

> The sword appeared and made Yami-Yugi and Karin look into ancient Egypt. ,,

Lyza: * writes *

> Yami what is that and who is that? ",

Lucifer: So many questions ...
Kali: ... and such a small brain.

> asked Karin, frightened

Lucifer: * Author * ... pissed your pants?
Kali: * author * ... fell to her death? * hope *> clung to Yami.

Kali: * disappointed * Scha ~~~~ de ....
Lyza: If I was scared, I wouldn't cling to the guy. And if he were the last man on earth!
Lucifer: * grins * Do we want to try it out?

> ,, I have no idea. ",

Lucifer: Like the author.
Lyza: She 'mistreated' the poor creatures too ...
Kali: Yes, yes. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree ...
Lucifer: ?
Kali: Do you remember Q's words? What has they already done to you?
Lucifer: * gulp * D-you don't mean to imply that ... * gulp *

> Yami replied easily

Kali: * author * ... drunk?
Lyza: * Author * ... afraid?
Lucifer: * Author * ... looking stupid?
Kali: CALM! This ain't no Ceres shinblabla fic! Nobody looks stupid here! Did I make myself clear? * angry fixed those present *

>.

Lyza:?
Kali: ??
Lucifer: ???
Kali: If stupidity had wings, the sky would be populated ...
Lyza: * looks up *
Lucifer: * to Lyza * What is wrong with you?Kali: There is something! * up german *
Lucifer: Indeed. Who flies there ...
All: ..... * drop *

> When they heard someone talking: "You two look so beautiful."

Kali: They hear voices ...
Lucifer: I'll call the nice gentlemen in the white coats ...
Lyza: ... they'll bring you a nice white jacket with long sleeves ...
Everyone: * smile patronizingly *

> ,, How !!! ",

Kali: * very friendly * What the two of them wanted to say: YOU'RE GOT INTO THE CLAP, YOU FULL-HORSTE!

> Yami and Karin brought it out.

Lucifer: Does anyone understand the meaning of this statement?
Collective shaking of the head.

> They looked at each other and blushed slightly.

Kali: Some look stupid and some make everything easy ...
Lyza: It's called an author's 'distinctive style'.
Lucifer: style? Author? These are two words with which I associate everything ... but definitely not THAT!

> Yami saw a blackboard hanging on the wall and read: ,,

Lucifer: * Yami * Asylum.Kali: * J. K. Rowling * St. Brutus home for the difficult to educate.
Lyza: * Bruce Wayne * Arkham Asylum ...

> When the time comes and ... "

Lucifer: * angry * ... you will all die!

> Karin also looked at the board and asked: ,, Yami what's going on? ",,

Lyza: * panicked * There, again!
Kali: It's getting really annoying ...

> The rest is gone. ", Yami said with some delusion in his voice
With.,,

Lyza: * howls *
Lucifer: So now it's official. That is to blame for the PISA debacle.
Kali: What's gone? The rest of the script?

> How gone ... if the board is correct. ",

Kali: * irritated * no trace of logic.
Lucifer: * Spock * Fascinating. Everything that Vulkan stands for - destroyed by a human ...
Kali: We feel for you ... * clings to him again *
Lucifer: I was afraid ...

> said Karin easily

Kali: I don't know what ...

>.

Kali: Didn't I tell you?
Lyza: So much for 'distinctive style' ...

> ,, I said yes. ", Yami replied.

Kali: Hey, he agrees with us!Lucifer: So he still has some sense ...

> When they were back Karin Yami asked:

Kali: Ah, now Yami-Karin is coming.
Lucifer: I think it means something else.

> "I think that means something, but what?"

Kali: * groans * What's that? Trying to build tension?
Lyza: An attempt, mind you.
Lucifer: Which unfortunately failed.

> "I have no idea", Yami answered.

Kali: Standard procedure: At Ceres there are always guys named Dartz or those with skin-colored hair.
Lucifer: * threatens * woe to anyone send THEM to hell! I am warning you. Then all hell has broken loose!
Lyza: Iiiiih! It's contagious!
Lucifer: * covers his mouth in shock * I am contaminated! Aaaaah!
Kali: * carefully ask * Ceres or our torturer?
Lucifer: BOTH !!

> Nobody knew what the blackboard was about.

Kali: * yawns * Of course, it's always like this ...

> Some claim that what was on the board is the treasure

Kali: * Author * ... the Temperl Knight?Lyza: * Writer * ... Indiana Jones is chasing after?

> of ancient Egypt.

Lucifer: Understand who wants.
Kali: I'm giving up.

> Chapter 4
The legend

Lyza: And our break?
Lucifer: Insolence!
Q: It won't be long now. Be patient

> In the afternoon Karin passed a friend.

Kali: It is true that 'the acquaintance' is feminine, but in that case it should be called 'an acquaintance'.
Lyza: Now I know why YOU are so good at German. You take negative examples from FF's.
Kali: ^ _____ ^

> ,, Hello Karin! ", Carina called to her.

Lucifer: * dry * She has as much creativity as my brother. I am impressed.

> Karin turned to the right and saw Carina. ,, Hello Carina! ", Karin shouted with joy."

Kali: Chain sentences and chain letters are not good.
Lyza: And certainly not if you discriminate punctuation marks. That is politically incorrect

> Go on a duel! "challenged Carina Karin (nice greeting XD).

Lucifer: * totally happy * Oh!A pointless comment! Now everyone has one! * clasps his *

> ,, Okay for me. "said Karin easily

Kali: Not again * cry *
Lucifer: * comforts Kali * Take it easy.

>.

Kali: * has a full blown crying fit *

> After 5 minutes they were with Seto Kaiba in the duel arena.

Lyza: What would YGO be without Kaiba?
Kali: Better off than 5 after ...

> Mokuba watched.

Lyza: It was clear. He just watches.

> 5 hours later Karin said: ,,

Kali: * Karin * You are too good. I give up.
Lucifer: * Karin * I want to go home.

> I will now put an end to the game with the white magician!

Kali: * scream in panic * Mrs. Knapp, I'm sorry !!!! * howl *
Lucifer: * to Lyza * Who is Frau Knapp?
Lyza: * whispers * your former German teacher.
Lucifer: Oh.

> White Magician White Magic Attack Go! "

Lucifer: * outraged * PLAGIAT!
Kali: * has howling *
Lyza: Quiet! She is allergic to that word.

> The white magician defeated the giant caterpillar. ,,

Lyza: * growls * Does anyone know a good lawyer who deals with constitutional law?Kali: * sniff * What kind of giant caterpillar?
Lucifer: * thinks * Carina's monster?

> Oh no, I lost. Tell me how did you manage to get so good? ", Carina wanted to know.

Lyza: * as Karin * Well, I bribed Kaiba.
Kali: Joke come out, you're surrounded.
Lucifer: Women ...

> But Karin said: "Well. I'm not telling you. "

Lucifer: Nice friend. Your father must be a demon.
Kali & Lyza: * look at him *
Lucifer: * regrets his words again * * swallows * ..... shit .....

> When Carina was gone, Karin said to Mokuba

Kali: Who definitely doesn't care,

>: ,, Well, quite simply, I'm not stupid.

All: YES! Damn it finally got it!

> As soon as I had defended myself, the special attack of this giant caterpillar would have been activated and I would have lost. "

Lucifer: This is really torture.
Kali: She didn't describe the duel before ... I can't see through anymore ...
Lyza: * shakes his head * You're not the only one.> Mokuba was amazed and asked: "Where did you get the White Magician from?"

Kali: A well behaved and polite boy. Incredible, by the brother.

> Karin just laughed and said: "Lucky, but I got it from my
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