Translation
Was wäre wenn…
Chapter 1
[Yami and Yugi (= also mute ^^ somehow turned out so under the scenes ^^) as well as Bakura and Ryo are two different people in this story)
Chapter 1
Duke: * runs to his friends * Yugiiiii, I have sooooo much bad luck !!!!
Yugi: * indicates: // Duke, what how where when? Uh why? // *
Duke: * close to tears * Because of whom you already know, because of the uh, yes, you know, I get a lot of things from him and well, it wasn't my fault, I lost track ...
Yugi: * indicates: // Yes who? // *
Duke: You know. The ugly cattle that Joey is into ... Incomprehensible, but it's so ... Wahhh, Seto, I mean Seto Kaiba!
Yugi: * indicates: // Say that now, huh? Joey and Seto? // *
Duke: Yeah ...
Yami: Oh really? It's funny, and what do you want to do now?
Duke: I don't know nihihihihihiiiiiiiiicht ...
Yugi: * indicates: // Calm down, we will find a solution ... // *
Duke: * suddenly totally happy again * really ??
Yugi: * indicates: // Yes ... // *Yami: Should I call the others for an emergency meeting?
Yugi: * indicates: // Yes, do that Yami.//*
♦ After everyone was at Yugi's home ... ♦
Bakura: What's going on now? Huh?
Ryo: Exactly, I was just doing my homework ...
Tristan: I was in bed, it's just ... Six o'clock in the evening ... Are you crazy? Otherwise I'll get those wrinkles again ... Besides, I'm so angry again.
Thea: Oh, Tristan ...
Yugi: * indicates: // Hold the edge and don't complain, Duke is having trouble ... // *
Yami: * smiles * Exactly, namely with Seto ...
Joey: Setooooooo ...
Bakura: * hits Joey over the lid * hold the edge!
Joey: Seeeetooooo ...
Marik: I have the solution!
Duke: What would it be?
Marik: * grins suspiciously * To get money easily, quickly and easily, let's just meet tomorrow evening in my restaurant. . o (Always wanted to open something like that ...)
Duke: Sure ...
Yugi: * indicates: // Can we trust him?// *
Bakura: Marik, you don't want to, do you? Oh, what else am I asking so stupidly?
All: * look at Bakura *
Bakura: No comment ... see you tomorrow * and drag Marik and Ryo with you. *
Yugi: * indicates: // Well then, we'll see you tomorrow, thank you others who came. //*
May: Yes, yes ... * looks at Yami *. o (He is sooo cute ...)
♦ In the evening of the next day… ♦
Yami: I'm curious.
Duke: And first of all I ...
May: Yes!
Bakura:. o (Oh no ...)
Marik: So, you can come in now ...
Duke: * doesn't see anything, then everything is red * blood?
Bakura:. o (Oh, no!)
Yami: I think little yugis have to stay outside.
Yugi: * indicates: // Oh man ... // *
Marik: Welcome to my new business, restaurant, bar and many rooms ...
Yugi: * indicates: // A hotel !!! // *
Duke: Oh dear ...
Yugi: * indicates: // What is Duke? Isn't such a hotel cool, isn't it? // *
Yami: * drags Yugi out and locks the door * MAAARIK you are dead ...
Marik: But, I ...
Bakura: .o (oh dear ...)Ryo: * comes out of one of the rooms * nice hotel ...
Yami: * grinds Ryo out too *
Ryo: EY!
Ryo + Yugi: LET US IN !!!
Duke: Although, not such a bad idea…. o (They all look pretty hot ... Marik, Yami, Bakura, May, Thea, I ... hmm, could work) I think it's good!
Marik: * looks at Yami and Duke * What do you say now Yami, HA?
Bakura:. o (oh dear ...) * tries to pull away *
Duke: Bakura? Where do you want to go?
Bakura:. o (Oh, not again ...) Uh. Just look at Yugi and uh Ryo ...
Duke: Nothing there! So Marik, when do we start?
Marik: I'll open in half an hour, if you meanwhile choose a room, every single one of course, we will certainly soon have all our debts in ...
Duke: Thank you Marik!
Marik: Don't thank you, you have to work too!
Duke: * swallows * ... uh ...
Marik: Hey, Yugi, Ryo, do you want to work too? As a waiter, of course only?
Ryo + Yugi (points): // YES! //
Marik: Good, then it attracts ...
Yugi: * indicates: // What is that? // *Ryo: underwear?
Marik: No, it's just supposed to attract customers, so let's go.
Yugi: * indicates: // I can't take latex ... // *
Marik: Oh man, then take this, it's made of leather ... so, I'll open the door! * then stands by the small bar and puts Mokuba in the kitchen *
Mokuba: slavery!
Marik: I'm only doing this for a friend ...
Seto: * comes in * What's going on here?
Marik: As always?
Seto: Yes as always, but what did you do with the nice bar? * is horrified *
Marik: I polished up the shop, someone needed help and money ...
Seto: Oh ... * does Yugi and Ryo * see Yugi? Ryo?
Marik: Yes, they also need money ...
Seto: * notices Joey * And that one?
Marik: Yes, um ... good question ... visit?
Seto: Is this a ...
Marik: Yes, it is ...
Seto: Hmm, a little pleasure, wouldn't hurt ...
Marik: Oh what a bad thing ... Do you want to eat Joey?
Seto: No, but you ...
Marik: * shakes his head * I'm forgiven ...
Seto: Well then, I'll have a look around later.Marik: Do that, here's your glass.
Seto: Thank you.
* a few minutes later even more guests arrive *
Marik:. o (So many dissatisfied souls ...)
Yami: * refuses to do anything *
Bakura: Yamiii, think of Duke.
Yami: I don't care.
Bakura: Whose idea was it?
Yami: Mariks ...
Bakura: Not this one, I meant helping Duke.
Yami: Yugi ...
Bakura: * desperately slow * And who had the idea to support Yugi?
Yami: you?
Bakura: * pulls his hair * NEIHEIHEIIIIN DUHUUUU !!!!
Yami: me? * shocked look *
Bakura: YES ...
Duke: Glad that you only have to spread your legs Yami ... I can't dance at all ...
Bakura: * struggles to hold back the laughter *
Yami: * has a crying fit * But I want NIHIIIIIHIIICHT !!
Marik's voice suddenly resounds: (Micro) Yami, shut up and go ... do something ...
Yami: I'm scared ...
Bakura: Who eats you?
Yami: No, in front of that strangely gruesome, hideous voice.
Bakura: That's Marik's voice ...Yami: Um yes ...
Another voice from the microphone: I heard that ...
Yami: For Duke ...
Bakura: For Duke ...
Yami: * waits well in his room *
Bakura: * turns the sign on his door to "OCCUPIED" and goes to sleep *
Seto: So, I think I'm toouuuhuuuu now ...
Marik:. o (Memo to myself: Fascinating behavior of sexually mature adults when they are drunk, example: Seto Kaiba.) You want something else, Seto?
Seto: * dodges towards Joey * Ey, monkey!
Joey: * gets weak knees, among other things * No, my name is Joey, how often should I give you this, J-o-e-y. Not monkey ... J-o-e-y
Seto: come! * pulls Joey with him into an empty room ... *
Marik: Another two or three drinks and two small talks in a double bed, yes that should cover Duke's dunning expenses ...
Ryo: Hey Marik, look how much tip I got ... Yugi too!
Yugi: * indicates: // Exactly.//*
Marik: * is pale * so much? * looks at the 4 gold bars * Are you sure you haven't robbed a bank ....o (memo to myself: next time we'll just take a bank robbery ... no brothel ...) ... to have?
Yugi points, Ryo says: // Yes, the guy over there, this multimillionaire gave it to us because we look so cute ... //
Ryo: I hate this outfit ...
Marik: You don't mean ... Yan-chan?
Ryo: Yes ... by the way, she crept into Bakura's room ...
Marik: * becomes even whiter and the voice fails * to Bakura ...
Yugi: * indicates: // Jaha, how many times should Ryo repeat it, he's not a pig priest ... // *
Marik:. o (Memo to myself: Save my Bakura ... but only when she has left the money)
Bakura: Wasn't going on again ...
Yan: Hey you ...
Bakura: WAHHHHHHHH, who, how, what, why, who the hell are you? I know you…
Yan: Sure you know me ... But more importantly, I know you! I know everything about you…
Bakura: Not another crazy FF writer.
Yan: * sit on the bed next to Bakura * I'm not going to hurt you, don't worry ... you can go on sleeping ...Bakura: What if there is such a crazy person who also thinks she's a multimillionaire ... then yes ... that's bad ...
Yan: * sigh * well ... I want to help Duke too, and you, so that you have to work here nimma and then finish the first cape and you can do something stupid in the next so that Duke gets rid of his debts ...
Bakura:. o (she scares me ...)
Marik: So, the last customer is gone, you can change your clothes again ...
All: * easy breathing *
Bakura: I have to go, Marik is calling me ...
Yan: * snief * Bakura ...
Bakura: * take Yan briefly in your arms and then stand in front of the door *
Yan:. o (Man, how nasty ...)
Marik: * goes to Bakura worried * are you okay too?
Bakura: Nothing happens ...
Duke: And do we have everything together?
Yami: My butt hurts ...
Joey: Yami, don't be like that ... * is still bright red *
Marik: * does the math *
May + Tea: So we had a good chat ...
Ryo + Yugi: You didn't do much either, you just had tea with the guys here ...May: Not only ...
Tristan: Tea, are you cheating?
Tea + Yugi: Isn't that you too?
Tea: Don't interfere, dwarf ...
Yan:. o (How cute, they treat Ryo and Yugi like toddlers ^ - ^)
* after adding up for a long time *
Marik: So I'm done, but exactly one yen and a few squashed ones are missing.
Yami: I don't do the job anymore!
Marik: Yeah, I'll come up with something ... where do we get the yen from! Just come to me tomorrow, then I'll have something ...