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Was wäre wenn…

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

What happened if…
... Duke had huge debts to Seto? (more will not be revealed ... = D)

* the next day, everyone gathers at Marik's house ... *

Duke: Where are Tea, Tristan, May and Joey?
Marik: Joey is with Seto and talks to him, May is with her grandma and Tea and Tristan are not coming either.
Ryo: Does that mean that only Duke, Yami, Yugi, Baku, you and I take care of the money today?
Marik: Yes, but today we're doing something completely different, Bakura, the blackboard, please.
Bakura: * brings the blackboard and the visual material *. o (Always me ...)
Yugi: * indicates: // I'm not ready yet, I'm still half asleep. //*
Yami: * gives Yugi a pot of coffee * drink it.
Yugi: * indicates: // It's black ... // *
Yami: Don't be so squeamish.
Yugi: * indicates: // That's what you say ... // *
Yami: * is flat *

Marik: So, back to the plan.
Bakura: * gives everyone black clothes and then turns over the board *
Marik: As you can see here, that's the plan from the bank on the corner.Ryo: I have a savings account ...
Marik: We're not interested in that now, so everyone puts on this smock, everyone gets a gun like that and then we go to the bank, at first quite unobtrusively, but when we turn off all the cameras, then we pull out our guns ...
Yugi: * indicates: // ... and scream robbery !!! // *
Marik: Exactly, then we'll take the money and rush off ...
All: * nod *. o (If that works ...)

*at the bank*
Yugi: * indicates: // These aren't real weapons, they're made of chocolate ... // *
Marik: No, I filled the chocolate instead of the water, because chocolate stains don't come out that quickly ...
Bakura:. o (the time has come, soon he will be in the asylum ...)
Bad Marik: I heard that ...
Marik: What happened now, I feel so strange ...
Yami: Marik, are you a bit schizo?
Bakura:. o (Oh yes, what did he hear ... nobody said anything ...)
Bad Marik: I heard that again Bakura ...Bakura: Me?
Bad Marik: Who else?
Marik: What's going on now?
All others: * wonder ... *
Bakura: * shakes his head *

*in the bank*
Marik: * lines up at the cash register *
Bakura: * goes towards the toilet *
Yami: Where are you going?
Bakura: On the loo? Performances like that make me nervous and if I don't go, then maybe something will happen…. o (I just want to run away!)

Cashier: What can it be?
Bad Marik: Everything ...
Cashier: Huh?
Yami: If that means please, Miss ...
Cashier: * slightly annoyed * please?
Bad Marik: Everything ...
Cashier: Huh? Uh, please?
Bad Marik: * gets impatient * Everything, all the money, mice, pennies, Jens, coaleeee ...
Cashier: I can't spend, I'll get the lady over there, I can only accept money, I'm sorry, wait a moment ...

Yami: Shut up and go for it!
Duke: That's my business!
Ryo: And how ...
Marik: I feel so strange ...
Yami: You are strange ...Yugi: * runs in * .o (ÜÜÜÜBEEEEERFAAAAALLLLLL !!!! PAW UP, uh no, I mean, EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FLOOR, OR I SHIT!)

Cashier 2: So I'm there for you now, what can it be?
Yami: I would like 10 dag cheese ...
Cashier 2: We're not in any delicatessen department here ...
Yami: Then please don't ask what it should be!

Yugi: * stares at the lady in disbelief ... *. o (shit they didn't hear me ...)

Cashier 2: * already has a headache * So ...
Marik: So, I would like to have everything, all the money in this bank ...
Cashier 2: I'm sorry, but I can't give this to you without your card ...
Marik: Oh man ...
Duke: so, that's a damn robbery and now finally get the coal out before something else explodes…. o (What kind of weird stuff am I talking about?)
Yami: YES, do it!
Cashier 2: I only have 900 yen here, should I pack it for you?
Marik: * bangs his head against the wall * .o (B. B.B. stupid, blond, cheap ...)Cashier 2: Here you go ...

Yami: This is really a Swiss modder ...
Bad Marik: I give up ... then I'll just pay in something ...
Duke: Yes, me too ... a paper clip ...
Cashier 2: Your bank is happy, honor us again soon ...

* When leaving the bank *
Yugi: * indicates: // Hey, I found a yen !! // *
Duke: The solution to all of my problems!
Marik: Duke, next time you will go alone and find your money ... buy the shares, buy land, buy houses, rent them ... but let's get out ...
Yugi: * indicates: // It was my idea to help him ... // *
Marik: * turns to Yugi and turns his neck * You are such an idiot!
Yugi: * indicates: // At least I thought robbery ... ehehehe ... // *
Bakura: * comes from the bank * And how was it?
Yami: Baaaaaaaaaaaakuuuuuuuuuuuuuuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bakura: Yeah?
Ryo: RUN !!!!!
Bakura: * picks up Ryo and runs .... *
Everyone else except Duke: * go home *

* At Seto *
Duke: Setoooo?* Strange noises come out of Seto's bedroom *
Duke:. o (Busy ... Joey?)
Mokuba: Hey Duke, what's up?
Duke: Does Seto have to give his money that I owe him ...
Mokuba: Hmm ... okay, I'll let you in ... SETO!
Seto: * Comes out of the room sweaty and out of breath * Yes?
Duke: Here the debt ...
Seto: Thanks, keep it, oh you can order as much as you want, you don't have to pay anything anymore ... share the money with your friends ...
Duke: * stunned * A..A..but ...
Joey: Setooo?
Seto: I'll be right there ... * träller * Yes, that was the monkey's wish ... oh and thanks to all of you, never thought that I would get to my bunny so quickly ... * grins *
Duke: * disgusted * Okay, Seto, everything will be fine ...
Seto: It's all good, but now excuse me ...
Duke: Bye Moki ... * is still horrified *

* In the evening, in Marik's now old bar again *
Duke: Hey guys, I'm supposed to share the money with you guys ...
Yami: I think that's good ...
Bakura:. o (And then why all the monkey theater?)Yugi: * indicates: // And why now? // *
Duke: Because we brought Seto and Joey together and Seto now listens like a little dog to little monkey ...
Yami: * laughs *

* From the hidden, Seto's voice *: AHHHHHH I can't stand the script ... I'm not like that, I don't want to be like that, I will never be like that! I would never in my life forgive the dice skull its debts, nor would I ever with the monkey ass ...

Joey: * sad * ooooch menno ...
Yami: I don't agree either ...
Yugi: And why do I have to play mute ...
Bakura:. o (you are annoying)
Marik: Yes and why didn't I get Bakura?
Bakura: * now horrified *. o (thank god ... not)

Yan: CUUUUUT !!! Last scene in the box ... the last part has to be cut, but thanks guys ...

Everyone: * gets upset about their roles *
Yan: But you have to admit, I met Bakura well ...
Bakura:. o (I hate third-rate directors ...)
Bad Marik: Me too Bakura, me too ...
Bakura: * stares at Marik ... *.o (I didn't say anything ...)

Yan: So now, you can go home now, if I ever write a script again I'll give you a call ... or should I cast you with other characters like Inuyasha? They are sure to join in ...
The characters of Inu in the background: NEEEEEIIIIN NOT WIIIEEEDER !!!
Yan: * sigh *
Bakura: Yes, give me a call, as long as you don't bring me together with that * point at Marik * ...
Yan: Hmm, not a bad idea ...
Marik: Ebeeen….
Bakura: No ...

Yan: * when everyone left * it doesn't make any sense, this script but I think it's good ... how it goes with my fans ... * think about it:. o (Do I already have some?) look around *
Mini Subaru: I geeer you!
Yan: Oh, my first fan .. he's so cuddly too! * kidding *
Mini Subaru: I've read every script so far ...
Yan: Uh yes ... okay ... this is my first ...
Mini Subaru: I say yes ... uh ... who are you anyway? I wanted to Clamp ...Yan: Oh man ey ...


* - * - * - * - * - * - * I would be happy if you liked it ... and you write a few clerks about it! Also what I could do better and suggestions for further things would also be very welcome! XDD
Thanks in advance for reading, that you have persevered so far ... * Compliment * Hope you have not suffered any damage ... * don't want to be sued again * no joke ... has never been sued ... even though I think I belong in them Slaps ... (also my friends) ... Hmm, what I wanted to say is ... I'm sorry if you now have a mental damage, if you have side effects from this story, do not contact me, I am like that myself and seek advice to get rid of it xD So better ask your doctor or mechanic, or wherever you have your brain examined for traces of stupidity ^^ But now it's over otherwise the afterword will be even longer than the actual story ...
^^ Then post your opinions ^^ * - * - * - * - * - * - *
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