Translation
Okami-high die Chaosschule
of ordinary Madness
Disclamer: the characters do NOT belong to me, I just borrow them ^ - ^ Maybe I'll give them back someday muhahahahaha * is crazy *
I don't want to earn any money with this story either (I wouldn't anyway, but what the heck _._)
Warning: pure chaos * gg *, Shounen-ai, Shojo-ai
Genre: Romance, Humor, Action, Shounen-ai
someone thinks
"..." someone says something
* ... * something happens (e.g. the door breaks ^ ___ ^)
'...' the dear conscience
(...) my witty comments
Dedication: for Amaya-chan and Viva001 hegdl * knuddel *
Of ordinary Madness
Carefully, taking one step in front of the other, careful not to be discovered, Kizna crept down the stairs to the caretaker.
Why did she of all people have to venture into the monster's lair? She would have liked to linger a little longer among the living. Why couldn't they have a normal caretaker, or at least a halfway reasonable demon, but not a psychopathic vampire.That was too much for the young girl. With a bad feeling in the stomach area, she quickened her pace until she finally stood in front of the said office. She would have loved to turn straight away, but then she would have had to deal with Integra Helsing. The prospect of having to explain to her why the door was still not repaired made her take all her courage and knock gently on the oak door.
* SCHEPPER * The door was thrown open with a swing. A lean, bald man, terribly pale skin, like two dangerously gleaming canine teeth, looked at her in astonishment.
"What's up?" He muttered, eyeing Incognito impatiently.
"Um ... Lady Helsing sent me to have a door replaced," she said quickly. Before the vampire could reply, she was gone. He looked after Kizna, puzzled.
With a shrug, he sank back into his chair. He looked at the upcoming repair work, but this was the least of his problem, first he had to take care of the noisy brats who left their rubbish everywhere.These vermin, as he secretly called the students, had to be eradicated. Nobody dirtied their school building with impunity ...
He had already asked if he might be allowed to set up a torture chamber, unfortunately the director had refused - her reasons were incomprehensible to him, since this would certainly have been a more effective punishment than detention - so Incognito had no choice but to choose another option devise to keep the little maggots from damaging the facility. He had already come up with a plan so that they would finally stop viewing his school as a landfill.
"Muhahahahahahahaha", his insane, almost murderous laughter, made your blood run cold. Kizna got goosebumps when she heard the vampire's cry of triumph.
She hurried to the secretary's office, where the first students were waiting for her.
Among other things, a young Kunoishi with long, pink hair. Kizna smiled pleasantly at her."Oh hi Sakura, you must want a locker key".
The girl with the turquoise eyes nodded gratefully.
"Domo arigatou Kizna-san," she said, immediately clinging to the heels of a young Genin with black hair.
"Sasu-kun wait a minute!", She shouted happily, but the Ushiha seemed anything but taken with Sakura's stormy greeting.
* Ächtz * "What is it now?", He asked visibly annoyed, he could already guess the answer.
"I missed you, what else? You haven't reported the whole vacation, what was going on?"
He looked around to see if a certain blonde was around, but Naruto didn't seem to notice her at all. He was too busy abusing the machine to finally hand out his candy bar. "RIP-OFF. CONSPIRACY. PRESENTED GAME. THAT MAKES THE SCRAP ONLY TO ANGRY ME !!!" he cursed loudly.
Sasuke had already completely forgotten how embarrassing the blonde could be.The Kunoishi clung to the young Ushiha and tilted her head slightly.
"What have you been doing all the vacation?"
* cough * "Uh-um nothing, ... nothing of importance in any case. A little trained, but otherwise uh." * cough *
He glanced at Naruto before disappearing in the direction of the classroom without another word.
. Sakura thought hard about Sasuke's strange behavior, but she just couldn't figure him out.
She managed to pull Naruto away from the machine with great difficulty before the caretaker twisted his neck; by dragging him by the collar. Naruto protested loudly and threw his Kunai at the device, luckily the knife just missed the machine, otherwise Incognito would probably have torn his head off with his own hands.
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The classes were thrown together again this year and the students of the former 11a did not want to have lessons with the Para under any circumstances, because nobody really could stand them.Sasuke sent a quick prayer to heaven, hoping not to get into a class with this Jonouchi Katzuja.
You'd have thought he and Naruto were brothers, they were so much alike with the tiny difference that Naruto was his Kareshi. You just had to love him, with the cute snub nose, the pronounced muscles, the bright blue eyes, in which he could lose himself every time, not to mention. With Katzuja it was something completely different. He couldn't stand him dying. His impudent, cheeky manner, his clumsiness - which he found somehow cute with Naruto by now - but also his easily overflowing temperament made him white-hot.
Sasuke sat down in his chair with his arms crossed. He was looking at his new schedule, bored, when suddenly someone closed his eyes. This person's chackra was all too familiar to him. "Koi, didn't you want to dismantle the machine?" He asked his Kareshi, amused.This pulled a pout that the Ushiha couldn't resist.
With a mischievous smile, he pulled the smaller one up for a deep kiss.
He nudged his lover's tongue teasingly, which made the kiss deeper.
Stormy, he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.
Sakura stood while eating in a corner and sullenly watched the two lovers.
The other girls didn't seem too enthusiastic either. The black-haired one was after all one of the most handsome boys in the whole school, nobody had believed that he of all people was supposed to be gay. The disappointment of the female students who was busy stabbing Naruto with her eyes was all the greater.
But the two were not deterred by this. Because of the lack of air, Sasuke finally had to break the kiss.
"Naru-chan do you already know what class we're going to be with?" He asked suddenly.
"You won't like that ..." was the only thing he replied, but Sasuke already knew what was in store for him.he cursed in his mind.
He pushed the plan for the different courses over to his friend. "We have English, math, physics and bio with Para", .... "and art", he concluded in a toneless voice.
Sasuke groaned (yeah, not what you're thinking * laughing *). "I guess that's a bad joke! How am I supposed to spend an hour with this Aho?" he was indignant, but Naruto just shrugged his shoulders. (aho means idiot)
"How about a truce? Jonouchi isn't that bad after all.
"Oh yes," he protested. "Bad is no expression at all. An absolute hangover strophe would be more likely. Mister, I have an IQ below freezing, but still keep opening my stupid mouth. Mutt, stupid as two meters of dirt road ..."
When speaks of the devil; just at the moment when he was trying to come up with a few swear words, said stupid mutt entered the classroom.
"Dogs have good ears Baka!" He called out to him from afar."Don't drive too colorful Aho!", He poisoned back. .
"Jonouchi-kun you have to clash with everyone?", A brown-haired girl intervened. "This weak guy finally started Anzu," replied Katzuja defiantly.
She put her hand to her head, annoyed. "What else can you say about that?".
"Preferably nothing," Sakura agreed with a nod.
"Terrible and I would have thought Katzuja would only be so disgusting to Kaiba."
"What kind of teachers do we have this year?" Jonouchi suddenly asked to change the subject. Sasuke had meanwhile turned to his lover again.
"Mmm," Anzu muttered, studying the list of class teachers carefully.
~ 12a Class teacher: Seto Kaiba ~ In disbelief, she read the line again, but she wasn't wrong.
"I don't think so ...", she stared at the already crumpled sheet of paper, completely amazed.
Katzuja looked over her shoulder to see something."WAAAAAAAAS ????" he yelled in horror. "This arrogant lacquer monkey is supposed to be a teacher?".
. He closed his eyes, but when he opened them again the name was just as clear as it was on the paper.
"That disgusting slime bag, of all things. I can pack up and then do math too. If I sit down again, my father will tear my head off."
"Then I'd start learning to throw a flea," he heard a familiar voice behind his back. He looked silently into the icy, sapphire blue eyes of the 22nd year old.
Slowly he got up and had to control himself tightly so as not to go straight for the bigger one.
.
He looked his future math teacher up and down, admitting that the sight more than appealed to him.
.
Somewhat irritated, the young company boss returned the look and threatened to lose himself in the dog's dark eyes.
They were indescribably beautiful, like melted chocolate.
For a brief moment he was captivated by the sight of the smaller one.Two sparkling ambers met an almost infinitely deep ocean.
Time seemed to stand still as Seto bent down to his student.
All the others were silent, nobody dared to disturb this eclectic moment, even Sasuke read off his Kareshi for a short time.
Their faces were only a few inches apart and the blonde felt Seto's hot breath on his cheek.
* DING DOOOOOOOOOOOONG * The shrill school bell tore the silence apart.
As the head of Kaibacorp. realizing what he almost did in front of his assembled class, he backed away in horror. They both struggled desperately to calm down, but neither of them really wanted to calm down.
After a while, Katzuja also ran away. With a red head he sat down next to Anzu, who immediately began to pester
I don't want to earn any money with this story either (I wouldn't anyway, but what the heck _._)
Warning: pure chaos * gg *, Shounen-ai, Shojo-ai
Genre: Romance, Humor, Action, Shounen-ai
someone thinks
"..." someone says something
* ... * something happens (e.g. the door breaks ^ ___ ^)
'...' the dear conscience
(...) my witty comments
Dedication: for Amaya-chan and Viva001 hegdl * knuddel *
Of ordinary Madness
Carefully, taking one step in front of the other, careful not to be discovered, Kizna crept down the stairs to the caretaker.
Why did she of all people have to venture into the monster's lair? She would have liked to linger a little longer among the living. Why couldn't they have a normal caretaker, or at least a halfway reasonable demon, but not a psychopathic vampire.That was too much for the young girl. With a bad feeling in the stomach area, she quickened her pace until she finally stood in front of the said office. She would have loved to turn straight away, but then she would have had to deal with Integra Helsing. The prospect of having to explain to her why the door was still not repaired made her take all her courage and knock gently on the oak door.
* SCHEPPER * The door was thrown open with a swing. A lean, bald man, terribly pale skin, like two dangerously gleaming canine teeth, looked at her in astonishment.
"What's up?" He muttered, eyeing Incognito impatiently.
"Um ... Lady Helsing sent me to have a door replaced," she said quickly. Before the vampire could reply, she was gone. He looked after Kizna, puzzled.
With a shrug, he sank back into his chair. He looked at the upcoming repair work, but this was the least of his problem, first he had to take care of the noisy brats who left their rubbish everywhere.These vermin, as he secretly called the students, had to be eradicated. Nobody dirtied their school building with impunity ...
He had already asked if he might be allowed to set up a torture chamber, unfortunately the director had refused - her reasons were incomprehensible to him, since this would certainly have been a more effective punishment than detention - so Incognito had no choice but to choose another option devise to keep the little maggots from damaging the facility. He had already come up with a plan so that they would finally stop viewing his school as a landfill.
"Muhahahahahahahaha", his insane, almost murderous laughter, made your blood run cold. Kizna got goosebumps when she heard the vampire's cry of triumph.
She hurried to the secretary's office, where the first students were waiting for her.
Among other things, a young Kunoishi with long, pink hair. Kizna smiled pleasantly at her."Oh hi Sakura, you must want a locker key".
The girl with the turquoise eyes nodded gratefully.
"Domo arigatou Kizna-san," she said, immediately clinging to the heels of a young Genin with black hair.
"Sasu-kun wait a minute!", She shouted happily, but the Ushiha seemed anything but taken with Sakura's stormy greeting.
* Ächtz * "What is it now?", He asked visibly annoyed, he could already guess the answer.
"I missed you, what else? You haven't reported the whole vacation, what was going on?"
He looked around to see if a certain blonde was around, but Naruto didn't seem to notice her at all. He was too busy abusing the machine to finally hand out his candy bar. "RIP-OFF. CONSPIRACY. PRESENTED GAME. THAT MAKES THE SCRAP ONLY TO ANGRY ME !!!" he cursed loudly.
Sasuke had already completely forgotten how embarrassing the blonde could be.The Kunoishi clung to the young Ushiha and tilted her head slightly.
"What have you been doing all the vacation?"
* cough * "Uh-um nothing, ... nothing of importance in any case. A little trained, but otherwise uh." * cough *
He glanced at Naruto before disappearing in the direction of the classroom without another word.
. Sakura thought hard about Sasuke's strange behavior, but she just couldn't figure him out.
She managed to pull Naruto away from the machine with great difficulty before the caretaker twisted his neck; by dragging him by the collar. Naruto protested loudly and threw his Kunai at the device, luckily the knife just missed the machine, otherwise Incognito would probably have torn his head off with his own hands.
--------------
The classes were thrown together again this year and the students of the former 11a did not want to have lessons with the Para under any circumstances, because nobody really could stand them.Sasuke sent a quick prayer to heaven, hoping not to get into a class with this Jonouchi Katzuja.
You'd have thought he and Naruto were brothers, they were so much alike with the tiny difference that Naruto was his Kareshi. You just had to love him, with the cute snub nose, the pronounced muscles, the bright blue eyes, in which he could lose himself every time, not to mention. With Katzuja it was something completely different. He couldn't stand him dying. His impudent, cheeky manner, his clumsiness - which he found somehow cute with Naruto by now - but also his easily overflowing temperament made him white-hot.
Sasuke sat down in his chair with his arms crossed. He was looking at his new schedule, bored, when suddenly someone closed his eyes. This person's chackra was all too familiar to him. "Koi, didn't you want to dismantle the machine?" He asked his Kareshi, amused.This pulled a pout that the Ushiha couldn't resist.
With a mischievous smile, he pulled the smaller one up for a deep kiss.
He nudged his lover's tongue teasingly, which made the kiss deeper.
Stormy, he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.
Sakura stood while eating in a corner and sullenly watched the two lovers.
The other girls didn't seem too enthusiastic either. The black-haired one was after all one of the most handsome boys in the whole school, nobody had believed that he of all people was supposed to be gay. The disappointment of the female students who was busy stabbing Naruto with her eyes was all the greater.
But the two were not deterred by this. Because of the lack of air, Sasuke finally had to break the kiss.
"Naru-chan do you already know what class we're going to be with?" He asked suddenly.
"You won't like that ..." was the only thing he replied, but Sasuke already knew what was in store for him.he cursed in his mind.
He pushed the plan for the different courses over to his friend. "We have English, math, physics and bio with Para", .... "and art", he concluded in a toneless voice.
Sasuke groaned (yeah, not what you're thinking * laughing *). "I guess that's a bad joke! How am I supposed to spend an hour with this Aho?" he was indignant, but Naruto just shrugged his shoulders. (aho means idiot)
"How about a truce? Jonouchi isn't that bad after all.
"Oh yes," he protested. "Bad is no expression at all. An absolute hangover strophe would be more likely. Mister, I have an IQ below freezing, but still keep opening my stupid mouth. Mutt, stupid as two meters of dirt road ..."
When speaks of the devil; just at the moment when he was trying to come up with a few swear words, said stupid mutt entered the classroom.
"Dogs have good ears Baka!" He called out to him from afar."Don't drive too colorful Aho!", He poisoned back. .
"Jonouchi-kun you have to clash with everyone?", A brown-haired girl intervened. "This weak guy finally started Anzu," replied Katzuja defiantly.
She put her hand to her head, annoyed. "What else can you say about that?".
"Preferably nothing," Sakura agreed with a nod.
"Terrible and I would have thought Katzuja would only be so disgusting to Kaiba."
"What kind of teachers do we have this year?" Jonouchi suddenly asked to change the subject. Sasuke had meanwhile turned to his lover again.
"Mmm," Anzu muttered, studying the list of class teachers carefully.
~ 12a Class teacher: Seto Kaiba ~ In disbelief, she read the line again, but she wasn't wrong.
"I don't think so ...", she stared at the already crumpled sheet of paper, completely amazed.
Katzuja looked over her shoulder to see something."WAAAAAAAAS ????" he yelled in horror. "This arrogant lacquer monkey is supposed to be a teacher?".
. He closed his eyes, but when he opened them again the name was just as clear as it was on the paper.
"That disgusting slime bag, of all things. I can pack up and then do math too. If I sit down again, my father will tear my head off."
"Then I'd start learning to throw a flea," he heard a familiar voice behind his back. He looked silently into the icy, sapphire blue eyes of the 22nd year old.
Slowly he got up and had to control himself tightly so as not to go straight for the bigger one.
.
He looked his future math teacher up and down, admitting that the sight more than appealed to him.
.
Somewhat irritated, the young company boss returned the look and threatened to lose himself in the dog's dark eyes.
They were indescribably beautiful, like melted chocolate.
For a brief moment he was captivated by the sight of the smaller one.Two sparkling ambers met an almost infinitely deep ocean.
Time seemed to stand still as Seto bent down to his student.
All the others were silent, nobody dared to disturb this eclectic moment, even Sasuke read off his Kareshi for a short time.
Their faces were only a few inches apart and the blonde felt Seto's hot breath on his cheek.
* DING DOOOOOOOOOOOONG * The shrill school bell tore the silence apart.
As the head of Kaibacorp. realizing what he almost did in front of his assembled class, he backed away in horror. They both struggled desperately to calm down, but neither of them really wanted to calm down.
After a while, Katzuja also ran away. With a red head he sat down next to Anzu, who immediately began to pester