Translation
Garry Schrotter und das Schwein der Weisen ^^
3 chapters in one ^^ (Who the hell is Garry Schrotter, A totally crazy birthday and a bunch of letters and a flamethrower)
SO ersma. Moischn ^^ How good that is a parody ^^.
Things that are in brackets are important or unimportant facts ... well enjoy reading ^^
Who the hell is Garry Schrotter
Garry Schrotter is no ordinary boy, but he doesn't know anything about it yet. He thinks he's just like everyone else.
Garry has lived with the Röööhrsleis since he was one year old: Uncle Vernondos and Aunt Pitunella. He lived with them because his parents were killed by ... (the name comes later). But Vernondos and Pitunella always claimed they died in a roller coaster crash.
Uncle Vernondos is a big man with stalk eyes and athlete's foot. Aunt Pitunella is thin like an asparagus (which is why Vernondos often call it "asparagus") and has teeth like a horse.
They both have a son, Dummley. Dummley looks like a wild boar. He's fat, has a goofy expression, and is hairy all over (all hair is blonde, dumb blonde as Garry always says)Garry, on the other hand, is short, has scruffy hair (black, not blonde), wears glasses and has green eyes, oh and such a strange sign that looks something like this: $
While Dummley occupied two rooms, Garry had to sleep in the refrigerator under the stairs. No wonder that Garry was absent from school very often, because he catches a big cold almost every week.
Anyway, Garry is the bimbo for the Röööhrsleis and if he doesn't do what they ask, they put the fridge extra cold.
A totally crazy birthday
Oh no, now comes Dummley's stupid birthday and because I don't feel like describing it completely, I only take the most important things:
So Vernondos, Pitunella, Dummley and his friend Pircing and Garry (under duress) drove to the zoo.
In the reptile house Garry noticed that he could talk to such a strange snake. Uh, no boa that was. Garry was talking to her.
And because stupid Dummley is as stupid as his name suggests, he heard Garry babbling with the snake, ran off as fast as he could and straight into the glass, which broke under his weight.The boa snaked away.
Garry was scared for Dummley's stupidity.
In Vernondo's opinion, Garry had instigated Dummley to break the gals.
As a punishment, they locked him in the refrigerator. Uncle Vernondos let the room cool down by 10 degrees from day to day.
This made Garry so sick that he wasn't healthy until the summer vacation began.
A pile of letters and a flamethrower
Uhhhhmm ... ah yes now comes the story with the letters, but I'll keep it short
So ... one morning Garry was supposed to go get the mail and, strangely, there was a letter for him too. He was about to open it when Uncle Vernondos stumbled around (he drank a bottle of tequila every morning) and Garry snatched the letters from his hand. When his gaze fell on Garry's letter, he vomited, right on Garry's feet. And who had to clean up all that shit? Garry, of course.
Such letters were sent to Garry every day now and he hoped to catch one of them at some point, but Vernondos and Pitunella always snatched them from under his noses.But only after Vernondo's car had been crammed with 2000 letters for Garry did Vern (from here we abbreviate Vernondos with Vern) the collar burst. He cleared out the car and burned all letters with a flamethrower (Vern's company makes such wonderful devices).
Without packing anything, Röööhrsleis and Garry got into the car and drove through the country for two days without a break.
They parked on a cliff and got out.
They were standing in front of a cabin Vern had rented over the phone. Pitunella almost passed out because she hated dirt and the way the hut looked, nobody had lived in it for years, let alone cleaned it.
Things that are in brackets are important or unimportant facts ... well enjoy reading ^^
Who the hell is Garry Schrotter
Garry Schrotter is no ordinary boy, but he doesn't know anything about it yet. He thinks he's just like everyone else.
Garry has lived with the Röööhrsleis since he was one year old: Uncle Vernondos and Aunt Pitunella. He lived with them because his parents were killed by ... (the name comes later). But Vernondos and Pitunella always claimed they died in a roller coaster crash.
Uncle Vernondos is a big man with stalk eyes and athlete's foot. Aunt Pitunella is thin like an asparagus (which is why Vernondos often call it "asparagus") and has teeth like a horse.
They both have a son, Dummley. Dummley looks like a wild boar. He's fat, has a goofy expression, and is hairy all over (all hair is blonde, dumb blonde as Garry always says)Garry, on the other hand, is short, has scruffy hair (black, not blonde), wears glasses and has green eyes, oh and such a strange sign that looks something like this: $
While Dummley occupied two rooms, Garry had to sleep in the refrigerator under the stairs. No wonder that Garry was absent from school very often, because he catches a big cold almost every week.
Anyway, Garry is the bimbo for the Röööhrsleis and if he doesn't do what they ask, they put the fridge extra cold.
A totally crazy birthday
Oh no, now comes Dummley's stupid birthday and because I don't feel like describing it completely, I only take the most important things:
So Vernondos, Pitunella, Dummley and his friend Pircing and Garry (under duress) drove to the zoo.
In the reptile house Garry noticed that he could talk to such a strange snake. Uh, no boa that was. Garry was talking to her.
And because stupid Dummley is as stupid as his name suggests, he heard Garry babbling with the snake, ran off as fast as he could and straight into the glass, which broke under his weight.The boa snaked away.
Garry was scared for Dummley's stupidity.
In Vernondo's opinion, Garry had instigated Dummley to break the gals.
As a punishment, they locked him in the refrigerator. Uncle Vernondos let the room cool down by 10 degrees from day to day.
This made Garry so sick that he wasn't healthy until the summer vacation began.
A pile of letters and a flamethrower
Uhhhhmm ... ah yes now comes the story with the letters, but I'll keep it short
So ... one morning Garry was supposed to go get the mail and, strangely, there was a letter for him too. He was about to open it when Uncle Vernondos stumbled around (he drank a bottle of tequila every morning) and Garry snatched the letters from his hand. When his gaze fell on Garry's letter, he vomited, right on Garry's feet. And who had to clean up all that shit? Garry, of course.
Such letters were sent to Garry every day now and he hoped to catch one of them at some point, but Vernondos and Pitunella always snatched them from under his noses.But only after Vernondo's car had been crammed with 2000 letters for Garry did Vern (from here we abbreviate Vernondos with Vern) the collar burst. He cleared out the car and burned all letters with a flamethrower (Vern's company makes such wonderful devices).
Without packing anything, Röööhrsleis and Garry got into the car and drove through the country for two days without a break.
They parked on a cliff and got out.
They were standing in front of a cabin Vern had rented over the phone. Pitunella almost passed out because she hated dirt and the way the hut looked, nobody had lived in it for years, let alone cleaned it.