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Das Chaosleben der Oto-Nin!
The old forest hut!
Hi! that's a ff from shika-girl and me!
First of all, thank you for reading the ff and we would be happy about hardworking commissioners from you, yes?
so here is the first chapter:
(ps. it wrote shika-girl)
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The chaos life of the Oto-Nin
Chapter 1: The old forest hut
"Disappear and never be seen here again, right?" Shouted one of the villagers of the beautiful and actually peaceful Konohas and kicked 8 ninjas, who then landed on their butts, in front of the village gate, which was immediately closed. "NO! Don't do this to me! My allotment garden! Let me in!" Kidomaru cried and fell to his knees. "Man! Kidomaru! Now get yourself back on track. I have a much bigger problem. How am I supposed to get hold of new Tokio Hotel CDs?", Tayuya asked the group. "I would say, then we have to look for new accommodation," suggested Kabuto."But I always thought we were welcome here!" Orochimaru howled and had crouched next to Kidomaru. The two kept knocking on the village gate, but it was of no use. It stays locked. "It doesn't do any good, folks! I have to abandon my practice too. Come on now!" But as soon as he took a few steps, he turned around again. Only one had followed him these few small steps and smiled at the boy. Kimimaro. Kabuto sighed out loud once. "Jirobo! Grind them along!", He added and Jirobo did as he was told. He grabbed the two crybugs by the leg and dragged them behind him. But while Kidomaru struggled with hands and feet, Orochimaru just lay there seemingly dead. "Man! It's so quiet here!", Tayuya said after a while, "We have to change that!" And the next moment the song "Durch den Monsun" from Tayuya's ghetto blaster made the animals in the forest tremble so much that they tried to flee, which unfortunately came a little too late for some.Birds fell from the sky and landed hard on the ground. "Tayuya! Do you always have to wear this terrible music? Think about the ears of the poor animals, or much more about the ears of us!", Sakon spoke up and was not the only one who covered his ears to avoid this howling to have to do. "If you go on like this, Bill will suffer mentally as well!", He added and squinted at Tayuya's little domestic pig, which had just run into a tree for the 15th time.
A few birds that had fallen unconscious to the ground later they arrived at the forest hut. "So, there we are!", Kabuto proudly presented his 'find' and stopped in front of a forest hut that already looked as if it had already been a few years behind it. "And that's where we should live from today?" Shouted Tayuya to drown out her music. Kidomaru, meanwhile released by Jirobo, only went up to the Tokio Hotel madwoman, tore the giant ghetto blaster from her hand and switched it off. "Hey!", the girl just made a little angry, but the other boys were grateful to Kidomaru for that." Then let's explore the house! "suggested Ukon before being interrupted by a scream that clearly came from his twin brother." What's going on? ", Kabuto turned to Sakon." A strand of hair has slipped! "It just came from him and looked again in his small pocket mirror, which he always carried with him. Kabuto just rolled his eyes in annoyance and strolled to the front door, closely followed by Kimimaro, with Jirobo, Orochimaru, Ukon and Kidomaru in tow. So the door jammed, they had to kick them in without further ado and then arrived in a large entrance hall. Everything looked like recently renovated, well, apart from the many cobwebs and layers of dust. Otherwise the whole facility was complete and even a chandelier hung from the ceiling. "Wow! That’s really impressed! ", Jirobo was amazed and of course his first way led into the kitchen.The only ones still fighting outside were Tayuya and Sakon because Tayuya just didn't want to lend him her Tokio Hotel comb. What Jirobo hadn't noticed was that Ukon had followed him. "Jelly candies!", Jirobo said happily and went to a glass with candy, but suddenly heard Ukon burp. "Sorry!", He apologized when Jirobo turned to him. He just grinned: "I'll take the same one he had!" and also let out a belch. "Is that supposed to be a challenge?" Ukon grinned now. "Maybe!", The other only let out and burped one more time. So the whole spectacle degenerated into a big burp and fart competition. It was only when Tayuya burst in and almost passed out from lack of oxygen that the two of them stopped. "Oah, guys! You are so disgusting!", The Tokio-Hotel-madwoman only managed and looked at her, but the two just grinned. "I'll take the largest room!" Suddenly Kidomaru's voice came from the entrance hall and ran up the stairs to the first floor. "No!That belongs to me! Where else should I hang my beloved Tokio Hotel posters? ", it came from Tayuya, who now also fled up to the first floor." No! I need this for my Winnie the Pooh pics! ", Jirobo called out from the kitchen." And me for my beloved Teletubies! ", added Oro, before he crumbled to the first floor.
In the end, Jirobo and Orochimaru got the room. However, this also had a disadvantage, namely that Tayuya had the room across from them and her music often boomed not only through the corridor, but occasionally through the whole house. Sakon and Ukon also had to suffer quite a bit with their room selection, because while in Sakon's half of the room one mirror after another was attached to the wall or the like and everything seems to be clean like in an operating theater, with Ukon it was more than just the whole Opposite, but although; Apart from the rotten fruit and vegetables, meter-thick layers of dust and the rats that ran here and there, it looked fine here too.A few meters further was Kidomaru's room and across from that was Kimimaro's room. At the very end of the corridor was Kabtuo's room.
When everyone had settled into their rooms, the sun was gradually setting and - as usual - Oro was just on the way to the kitchen to prepare dinner when he suddenly ran into a rather angry-looking girl with pink hair . "Orochimaru!", She just yelled at him and grabbed the Sa-Nin by the collar. "Where's Tayuya? Tell me or do I have to use force?" "S- s- she's going for a walk!" Stuttered the Teletubie fan and was immediately let go of the Konoichi. But not because of his answer, but because it was more likely to find her 'victim'. "Tayuya, you dried up noodle! So this is where you hid yourself. Give me my Tokio-Hotel-CD back! Immediately!", The pink-haired Tayuya yelled at and a little pig standing next to her quipped her at."Exactly, Tom! Show her!" Said the girl, who by the way was called Sakura for the pig. "Um, ... I don't know what you mean!", Tayuya tried to talk her way out of it. "But you know exactly what I mean. My Tokio Hotel CD, which you stole from me two days ago.", Sakura said angrily again. "I really have no idea what you're talking about!" Replied the redhead and backed away a few steps back when the Konoichi came up to her. She only saw one way out, so she quickly pulled out an oversized fan. She fanned it around wildly until suddenly she heard another voice that she knew very well. “You damned thief stole my fan!” The two girls saw another girl with blond hair that was tied in 4 pigtails. Now Tayuya was really in a bind. "And not to forget my karaoke machine!", Now a blonde girl in pony black intervened.
Will Tayuya escape the clutches of the 3 Konoichis?Or will they abandon her and Bill, the house pig, somewhere in the middle of the forest? You will learn that in the next episode of "The Chaos Life of Oto-Nin!"
First of all, thank you for reading the ff and we would be happy about hardworking commissioners from you, yes?
so here is the first chapter:
(ps. it wrote shika-girl)
__________________________________________________________
The chaos life of the Oto-Nin
Chapter 1: The old forest hut
"Disappear and never be seen here again, right?" Shouted one of the villagers of the beautiful and actually peaceful Konohas and kicked 8 ninjas, who then landed on their butts, in front of the village gate, which was immediately closed. "NO! Don't do this to me! My allotment garden! Let me in!" Kidomaru cried and fell to his knees. "Man! Kidomaru! Now get yourself back on track. I have a much bigger problem. How am I supposed to get hold of new Tokio Hotel CDs?", Tayuya asked the group. "I would say, then we have to look for new accommodation," suggested Kabuto."But I always thought we were welcome here!" Orochimaru howled and had crouched next to Kidomaru. The two kept knocking on the village gate, but it was of no use. It stays locked. "It doesn't do any good, folks! I have to abandon my practice too. Come on now!" But as soon as he took a few steps, he turned around again. Only one had followed him these few small steps and smiled at the boy. Kimimaro. Kabuto sighed out loud once. "Jirobo! Grind them along!", He added and Jirobo did as he was told. He grabbed the two crybugs by the leg and dragged them behind him. But while Kidomaru struggled with hands and feet, Orochimaru just lay there seemingly dead. "Man! It's so quiet here!", Tayuya said after a while, "We have to change that!" And the next moment the song "Durch den Monsun" from Tayuya's ghetto blaster made the animals in the forest tremble so much that they tried to flee, which unfortunately came a little too late for some.Birds fell from the sky and landed hard on the ground. "Tayuya! Do you always have to wear this terrible music? Think about the ears of the poor animals, or much more about the ears of us!", Sakon spoke up and was not the only one who covered his ears to avoid this howling to have to do. "If you go on like this, Bill will suffer mentally as well!", He added and squinted at Tayuya's little domestic pig, which had just run into a tree for the 15th time.
A few birds that had fallen unconscious to the ground later they arrived at the forest hut. "So, there we are!", Kabuto proudly presented his 'find' and stopped in front of a forest hut that already looked as if it had already been a few years behind it. "And that's where we should live from today?" Shouted Tayuya to drown out her music. Kidomaru, meanwhile released by Jirobo, only went up to the Tokio Hotel madwoman, tore the giant ghetto blaster from her hand and switched it off. "Hey!", the girl just made a little angry, but the other boys were grateful to Kidomaru for that." Then let's explore the house! "suggested Ukon before being interrupted by a scream that clearly came from his twin brother." What's going on? ", Kabuto turned to Sakon." A strand of hair has slipped! "It just came from him and looked again in his small pocket mirror, which he always carried with him. Kabuto just rolled his eyes in annoyance and strolled to the front door, closely followed by Kimimaro, with Jirobo, Orochimaru, Ukon and Kidomaru in tow. So the door jammed, they had to kick them in without further ado and then arrived in a large entrance hall. Everything looked like recently renovated, well, apart from the many cobwebs and layers of dust. Otherwise the whole facility was complete and even a chandelier hung from the ceiling. "Wow! That’s really impressed! ", Jirobo was amazed and of course his first way led into the kitchen.The only ones still fighting outside were Tayuya and Sakon because Tayuya just didn't want to lend him her Tokio Hotel comb. What Jirobo hadn't noticed was that Ukon had followed him. "Jelly candies!", Jirobo said happily and went to a glass with candy, but suddenly heard Ukon burp. "Sorry!", He apologized when Jirobo turned to him. He just grinned: "I'll take the same one he had!" and also let out a belch. "Is that supposed to be a challenge?" Ukon grinned now. "Maybe!", The other only let out and burped one more time. So the whole spectacle degenerated into a big burp and fart competition. It was only when Tayuya burst in and almost passed out from lack of oxygen that the two of them stopped. "Oah, guys! You are so disgusting!", The Tokio-Hotel-madwoman only managed and looked at her, but the two just grinned. "I'll take the largest room!" Suddenly Kidomaru's voice came from the entrance hall and ran up the stairs to the first floor. "No!That belongs to me! Where else should I hang my beloved Tokio Hotel posters? ", it came from Tayuya, who now also fled up to the first floor." No! I need this for my Winnie the Pooh pics! ", Jirobo called out from the kitchen." And me for my beloved Teletubies! ", added Oro, before he crumbled to the first floor.
In the end, Jirobo and Orochimaru got the room. However, this also had a disadvantage, namely that Tayuya had the room across from them and her music often boomed not only through the corridor, but occasionally through the whole house. Sakon and Ukon also had to suffer quite a bit with their room selection, because while in Sakon's half of the room one mirror after another was attached to the wall or the like and everything seems to be clean like in an operating theater, with Ukon it was more than just the whole Opposite, but although; Apart from the rotten fruit and vegetables, meter-thick layers of dust and the rats that ran here and there, it looked fine here too.A few meters further was Kidomaru's room and across from that was Kimimaro's room. At the very end of the corridor was Kabtuo's room.
When everyone had settled into their rooms, the sun was gradually setting and - as usual - Oro was just on the way to the kitchen to prepare dinner when he suddenly ran into a rather angry-looking girl with pink hair . "Orochimaru!", She just yelled at him and grabbed the Sa-Nin by the collar. "Where's Tayuya? Tell me or do I have to use force?" "S- s- she's going for a walk!" Stuttered the Teletubie fan and was immediately let go of the Konoichi. But not because of his answer, but because it was more likely to find her 'victim'. "Tayuya, you dried up noodle! So this is where you hid yourself. Give me my Tokio-Hotel-CD back! Immediately!", The pink-haired Tayuya yelled at and a little pig standing next to her quipped her at."Exactly, Tom! Show her!" Said the girl, who by the way was called Sakura for the pig. "Um, ... I don't know what you mean!", Tayuya tried to talk her way out of it. "But you know exactly what I mean. My Tokio Hotel CD, which you stole from me two days ago.", Sakura said angrily again. "I really have no idea what you're talking about!" Replied the redhead and backed away a few steps back when the Konoichi came up to her. She only saw one way out, so she quickly pulled out an oversized fan. She fanned it around wildly until suddenly she heard another voice that she knew very well. “You damned thief stole my fan!” The two girls saw another girl with blond hair that was tied in 4 pigtails. Now Tayuya was really in a bind. "And not to forget my karaoke machine!", Now a blonde girl in pony black intervened.
Will Tayuya escape the clutches of the 3 Konoichis?Or will they abandon her and Bill, the house pig, somewhere in the middle of the forest? You will learn that in the next episode of "The Chaos Life of Oto-Nin!"