"Aaaaaargh !!!! Neeeiiiin !!! Why always me ??"
Itachi stood in front of the one-armed bandit and stared spellbound at the display. He growled angrily as he searched his pockets for more coins. He had lost again. That was the ... howling! Suddenly he swallowed.
"Oh no ... please don't make it true ..."
Nothing. There was absolutely nothing left of his only fortune.
"And now ???" he asked himself with tears in his eyes.
"There are only two choices I have ...
1. Stop playing! (...)
2. Rob a bank! (* cheers *)
All right ... with that it is unanimously decided ... Now it's just a matter of drafting the plan ...
He grinned and covered his mouth with a hand. He didn't notice the dubious looks of the other casino players. Hard to think about, a steep crease appeared on his forehead.
"I have to somehow manage to rob this bank without anyone noticing, except of course ... Hmmm ... How could I best do that ????"Suddenly a person stepped behind him.
"Thinking, Itachi Uchiha ???"
He spun in his chair and almost fell off.
"O ... o .... o .... o ... o ..."
"When you were done practicing how to pronounce the letter" O ", you could explain to me what you are doing here.", Oro said with a grin.
"OROCHIMARU !!!"
"Yes, that's my name, just imagine! ^^"
"And what are you doing-?"
Itachi twisted his mouth in an even nastier grin than usual.
'Köhöhö .... Now it's your turn!'
"What is Itachi?"
Itachi got up and glared at Oro. Then he grabbed his collar.
"Give the money!"
"Huh ??? what is it?"
"Give me your money!"
"Like right now?"
"Give me your damn[BEEP]money!"
"Really now ?!"
"GIIIIIIIIIIIB!"
"It's okay, it's okay!"
~ ~ ~

A few hours later ... (that is, a few hours without any significant chaos ...)

Itach went home whistling happily. Satisfied, he jingled the few coins that he hadn't lost."That was once a productive day that I will definitely not forget because of my telegraphic memory that nature has bequeathed to me. (Translation:" That was a really cool day! ")"
Cheering, he entered his four-room apartment. He carefully closed it again when he noticed something.[note the author: Ita's room looks up as follows: Next to his couch-bed there is a table on which his bag lies, in which he has all the important things inside. The following words are written on its white wall: "OROCHIMARU WAS HERE!"}
"My bag !!!!!! Someone has it crazy !!!! Wernurwernurwernurwernur ??????"
Then he froze.
"Hopefully he's still there ..."
He quickly rushed to the table, jerked his bag around, and rummaged through it.
"Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
He ran out of the house. (We just overlook the locked house door ...) He looked around hectically.Then ("purely by chance") Kabuto came around the corner.
"Itachi ??? Are you looking for something?"
"Jaaaaaa !!!! Kabuto can you believe it ?! Somebody stole my unique, absolutely rare, homemade PURPLE NAIL POLISH !!!!!"
"That's ... a real tragedy !!!"
"How ??? There are also false tragedies?"
"(....-.- ° ....) Y ... yes !!! But yours is a really tragic tragedy !!!"
"G .... good! I mean .... not so good .... I mean .... oh fuck it! Do you know who could have taken it ??? Orochimaru maybe ?!"
"NO !! Never! How do you think he could have him ???? It was Hinata! Most definitely!"
"....Really?"
"Yes of course!"
"Then I want to go !!!! And thanks for the tip Kabu!"
"You're welcome !!! (* victory *)"
Itachi made his way to Hinata. He didn't have to look far.
"Hiiiiiiinaaaaaaaataaaaaa! Wait a minute!"
Hinata stopped, annoyed.
"I am not there...."
"Hey Hinata !!! I know it was you! Admit it !!!"
"What if you please?"
"You stole it !!!My unique, absolutely rare, homemade LILA NAIL POLISH! "
"What ??? I didn't steal anything from you! At least not today ... Besides, purple is kind of out of fashion ..."
"So! That's enough! Not only that you stole it, now you are insulting my unique, absolutely rare, homemade PURPLE NAIL POLISH! I challenge you!"
"You are so primitive ... but good ..."
Kabuto grinned at the two.
"Then let's go! We, K-TV, are reporting today about the match of the season! Itachi Uchiha VS Hinata Hyuga!
And now, dear viewers, it's time for a duel !!!! "