Translation
Fanfic: Was wäre wenn Naraku Bundeskanzler wird
Chapter: what if Kagome were Chancellor
If Kagome were Chancellor, then ...
... would you lull all politicians in the world with your 'we are one big, happy family and we all love each other' program
... she would throw anyone in jail (or ram them into the ground without sharpening them, I just say 'sit!') who doesn't appreciate your work
... shinto would be the only permissible religion
... would declare all people with the name Kikio to be free of birds
... if Germany were so peaceful that it would hurt
... she would found an 'association for the promotion of notorious simulators'
... she would forbid math as a school subject