Translation
Fanfic: Ein Job für dich? oder Ohne mich....
Chapter: The announcement chaos or prologue
You can find Stecki below:
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"Well, that's where the bet started. I hope you all posted an advertisement."
"It's best if we read them out, then we know who and what we're up against."
"Well, who wants to start? Zetzu."
"I'm on the team with Tobi and our ad reads:
Botanist wanted!
Are you interested in plants?
For the secret art of botany?
Then you've come to the right place, learn everything about botany and find out the secret.
Dr. Zetzu and his assistant Tobi will teach you everything about this topic. "
A few of the Akatsukis giggled, Hidan laughed out loud. Zetzu immediately spun around and glared at Hidan.
"What's so funny?"
"D-dr. Z-zetzu and A-assistant T-tobi? Hahahaha"
"Hidan calm down. If you have something to complain about in Zetzu and Tobi's ad, then read your own."
Remain silent...
"Hidan, read aloud!"
"Um, yes, that's what Sasori does ..."
The other Akatsukis were amazed. Hidan and Sasori in one team.
"Well then, uh .... Sasori, read aloud!"
"Sports freak or not, everyone is athletic in their own way.
Tell us about your sporty side and maybe we'll storm the winners' stairs together.
Rely on Coatch Sasori and Hidan once more, you will see it is worth it. "
"Hm ... yes that was pretty good. Then I would say Itachi and Kisame keep going."
"Uh ok .... so:
Are you a real animal freak?
And have you often cried about the processing of some animals?
Then come with me and protect the animal world with me and my partner.
Come into the pet shop, collect money and say no to the animal slaughter!
Me, Kisame, and Itachi are waiting for you. "
Another silence.
"Uh Kisame, the bet was based on that one of us would make a breakthrough. How do you want to make it far with Nemo and zoo advertising? Well, it doesn't matter .... Kakuzu, it's your turn ..."
"Well, if it has to be:You run out of money because you always spend the same on every scrap?
Or do you love your money so that you would give it away for nothing?
Regardless, both are warmly welcomed here. Learn how to deal with money and what you can really spend it on.
Learn from an expert, from me, Kakuzu ... "
"Chrem, no comment. So no one is missing apart from us, right?"
"Yes, I, un."
"Deidara aren't you with Sasori or Tobi?"
"No alone, un."
"Well then, read it ..."
"Have you been dreaming since you could dream of entering the Schowbussines?
Whether as a singer, actress or model?
I give you the chance to show what you can do!
Apply today and maybe you will soon be in front of everyone and show your talent. "
Everyone is staring at him. Then Hidan started laughing again.
"What's so funny now, un?"
"M-do you really d-mean that you can get away with such a n-ner h-ad?
"Well, I'll just open a children's choir, un."
"Are you finished now I would like to read aloud ......... you can do it.
Waitress wanted!
Have you paid for a small increase in pocket money?
Then send us your application today.
Look forward to working with Koch Pain and cashier Konan.
So since we y- "
Now all Akatsukis, except Konan and Pain, rolled up laughing. He quickly grabbed the advertisements written by the members and stuffed them into various envelopes. These were addressed to the Konoha News.
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Stecki (please also in TEXT FORM):
Name: (No existing names, e.g. .... uchiha, sakura ....)
Age: (Age limit: 14-17)
Character: (e.g. clumsy, cute, arogant, etc ...)
Hair color: (e.g. blonde, black with white highlights, etc ...)
Hair length: (e.g. up to the tallie, shoulder length, etc ...)
Eye color: (e.g. light brown, brown, etc ...)Appearance / clothing: (e.g. red jacket with zipper, brown shoes without neck, etc ...)
Goal: (e.g. to become the most beautiful of all, etc ...)
Favorite color: (e.g. pale blue, red, etc ...)
Favorite song: (e.g. Whoever brings the Night- Nightwisch, etc ...)
Best mark: (6 .... 1)
Favorite animal / flower: (e.g. fish / lilies, etc ...)
Favorite food / drink: (e.g.
likes / dislikes: (e.g. eating, screaming / arogant boys, etc ...)
can / cannot: (e.g. take apart a plant /
Clothing style: (e.g. mostly with ruffles, with a lot of net ...)
Birthday: (e.g. January 11th, September 2nd, etc ...)
Zodiac sign: (e.g. Capricorn, Aries, etc ...)
Pairing:
Hobbies: (drawing, researching, sleeping, sizing, etc ...)
Desired job:
Qualifications: (e.g. has been on stage several times, has learned all botany books, etc ...)
Degree of nausea: (1 = I get sick / bad very quickly ... 10 = I don't get sick / bad from anything)
Degree of stress: (1 = I'm stressed very quickly and then I can't work properly anymore ... 10 = I'm not stressed out quickly and if I can handle it well)
Hope for many registrations ^^
Kiss Nejigirl
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"Well, that's where the bet started. I hope you all posted an advertisement."
"It's best if we read them out, then we know who and what we're up against."
"Well, who wants to start? Zetzu."
"I'm on the team with Tobi and our ad reads:
Botanist wanted!
Are you interested in plants?
For the secret art of botany?
Then you've come to the right place, learn everything about botany and find out the secret.
Dr. Zetzu and his assistant Tobi will teach you everything about this topic. "
A few of the Akatsukis giggled, Hidan laughed out loud. Zetzu immediately spun around and glared at Hidan.
"What's so funny?"
"D-dr. Z-zetzu and A-assistant T-tobi? Hahahaha"
"Hidan calm down. If you have something to complain about in Zetzu and Tobi's ad, then read your own."
Remain silent...
"Hidan, read aloud!"
"Um, yes, that's what Sasori does ..."
The other Akatsukis were amazed. Hidan and Sasori in one team.
"Well then, uh .... Sasori, read aloud!"
"Sports freak or not, everyone is athletic in their own way.
Tell us about your sporty side and maybe we'll storm the winners' stairs together.
Rely on Coatch Sasori and Hidan once more, you will see it is worth it. "
"Hm ... yes that was pretty good. Then I would say Itachi and Kisame keep going."
"Uh ok .... so:
Are you a real animal freak?
And have you often cried about the processing of some animals?
Then come with me and protect the animal world with me and my partner.
Come into the pet shop, collect money and say no to the animal slaughter!
Me, Kisame, and Itachi are waiting for you. "
Another silence.
"Uh Kisame, the bet was based on that one of us would make a breakthrough. How do you want to make it far with Nemo and zoo advertising? Well, it doesn't matter .... Kakuzu, it's your turn ..."
"Well, if it has to be:You run out of money because you always spend the same on every scrap?
Or do you love your money so that you would give it away for nothing?
Regardless, both are warmly welcomed here. Learn how to deal with money and what you can really spend it on.
Learn from an expert, from me, Kakuzu ... "
"Chrem, no comment. So no one is missing apart from us, right?"
"Yes, I, un."
"Deidara aren't you with Sasori or Tobi?"
"No alone, un."
"Well then, read it ..."
"Have you been dreaming since you could dream of entering the Schowbussines?
Whether as a singer, actress or model?
I give you the chance to show what you can do!
Apply today and maybe you will soon be in front of everyone and show your talent. "
Everyone is staring at him. Then Hidan started laughing again.
"What's so funny now, un?"
"M-do you really d-mean that you can get away with such a n-ner h-ad?
"Well, I'll just open a children's choir, un."
"Are you finished now I would like to read aloud ......... you can do it.
Waitress wanted!
Have you paid for a small increase in pocket money?
Then send us your application today.
Look forward to working with Koch Pain and cashier Konan.
So since we y- "
Now all Akatsukis, except Konan and Pain, rolled up laughing. He quickly grabbed the advertisements written by the members and stuffed them into various envelopes. These were addressed to the Konoha News.
-------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Stecki (please also in TEXT FORM):
Name: (No existing names, e.g. .... uchiha, sakura ....)
Age: (Age limit: 14-17)
Character: (e.g. clumsy, cute, arogant, etc ...)
Hair color: (e.g. blonde, black with white highlights, etc ...)
Hair length: (e.g. up to the tallie, shoulder length, etc ...)
Eye color: (e.g. light brown, brown, etc ...)Appearance / clothing: (e.g. red jacket with zipper, brown shoes without neck, etc ...)
Goal: (e.g. to become the most beautiful of all, etc ...)
Favorite color: (e.g. pale blue, red, etc ...)
Favorite song: (e.g. Whoever brings the Night- Nightwisch, etc ...)
Best mark: (6 .... 1)
Favorite animal / flower: (e.g. fish / lilies, etc ...)
Favorite food / drink: (e.g.
likes / dislikes: (e.g. eating, screaming / arogant boys, etc ...)
can / cannot: (e.g. take apart a plant /
Clothing style: (e.g. mostly with ruffles, with a lot of net ...)
Birthday: (e.g. January 11th, September 2nd, etc ...)
Zodiac sign: (e.g. Capricorn, Aries, etc ...)
Pairing:
Hobbies: (drawing, researching, sleeping, sizing, etc ...)
Desired job:
Qualifications: (e.g. has been on stage several times, has learned all botany books, etc ...)
Degree of nausea: (1 = I get sick / bad very quickly ... 10 = I don't get sick / bad from anything)
Degree of stress: (1 = I'm stressed very quickly and then I can't work properly anymore ... 10 = I'm not stressed out quickly and if I can handle it well)
Hope for many registrations ^^
Kiss Nejigirl