Translation
Schulwahnsinn
Schule, der reinste Wahrnsinn
That started well
It would have been a completely normal day like any other day in Yukari's life. Until all of a sudden her mother came to her and said: "Picture yourself in front of Yukari. I have registered you in a school" "Please. II don't want to go to school" protested Yukari. "Come on. You are old enough to go to school and you will also make lots of new friends," said her mother. "Forget it. I don't want to get to know any other people or school," Yukari protested. "I'm sorry, but from month on you will go to school and even wear a uniform. One more thing, you will wear girls 'uniforms and not boys'" said her mother. Well that's how Yukari came to stand in front of her new school. "The building is already big," Yukari thought, a little amazed. Your new school was really very big and gray. Yukari was glad that the bell had already rung and that no one was outside. "I think I should go in slowly now. Otherwise I'll get in trouble on the first day of school" Yukari went into the building and was happy when she left the sign over a door.
"-Office-".
Yukari knocked on the door and slowly walked inside. "Ah hello. You must be Yukari Yamazaki," greeted a woman immediately. "Um ... yes I am," Yukari said hesitantly. "Good. I'm Shizune. Come with me, I'll take you to Tsunade. She's already waiting for you," Shizune said and led Yukari into the next room. "What's the Shizune now?" a woman asked sullenly without looking up from her papers. "Yukari Yamazaki is Tsunade here," Shizune replied. Tsunade looked at Yukari and smiled. "So you are Yukari. Nice to meet you," said Tsunade and slowly stood up. "Nice to meet you too," Yukari said a little cautiously. "As I can see the uniform fits you perfectly. I hope that you settle in here quickly," said Tsunade. "Uh ... yes" was all Yukari said. "Go to your class now.Everyone is waiting eagerly to see the new one, "said Tsunade." Okay. By the way, they call me Kari "said Yukari." I will do it when I think about it, "said Tsunade." Your classroom is on the second floor, third corridor on the right and then just look for classroom 251. "Shizune said. Yukari nodded and went off .
"I hope I don't get a crazy class" thought Yukari as she stopped in the hallway and looked for classroom 251. "What are you looking for here?" asked a man who suddenly stood behind Yukari. Yukari turned around, startled. "Um ... T-I'm sorry. I'm new here and looking for classroom 251," Hiyumi stammered, startled. "Ah. You have to be the new one who should come into my class. I Kakashi your teacher" Kakashi introduced himself first. "I'm sorry if I scared you" "No, you didn't. Just thought I was alone in the hallway. I'm Yukari Yamazaki. I'm very pleased to meet you," Yukari said, brushing one of her hair off her face. "Good. Come with me then," said Kakashi and stopped with Yukari in front of a classroom. "I don't want to know what to expect now," Yukari thought. "Excited what" said Kakashi before opening the door. Kakashi went in and was greeted by everyone. Yukari stayed outside and waited until Kakashi said: "Come on in Yukari" Yukari hesitantly went in and stood next to Kakashi. Most of the boys immediately started whistling and the girls whispering. "Man ey. That's worse than I thought" Yukari said in her mind. Kakashi shouted sternly and everything went quiet. "I expect you to treat Yukari nicely" "Yes Sensai" said a boy. "Naruto" said Kakashi sternly. "What are you doing so loud," said a sleepy boy. "Shikamaru! Have you already slept again," said Kakashi, shaking his head. "You know. He can only sleep," said a brown-haired boy with a dog."Kiba" said Kakashi. "Oh man. That can be something here" thought Yukari. "Now be quiet now. Yukari you sit down next to Sasuke. Would like to offer you another seat, but there is no other free one," said Kakashi and pointed to the empty seat next to Sasuke. Yukari went to the said place and looked at Sasuke. "Hello," said Yukari. Sasuke looked at her and grinned cheekily. "I'm sorry, but my books are already sitting next to me," Sasuke said cheekily. Yukari looked puzzled at first but then she looked angry at Sasuke. "You are the ar ..." Shikamaru couldn't say anything further because he heard a loud bang and when he looked at Yukari he looked astonished like the others from the class. Yukari had taken Sasuke's books and threw them straight into his face. As a result, Sasuke flew to the side with the chair and books to the side. "Now you're not sitting there anymore," Yukari said seriously and sat down on the chair. Shikamaru then finished his sentence "gloriously". Sasuke stood up slowly and gave Yukari an angry look. When Yukari noticed this she looked at him with a serious expression. "Don't look so stupid. Never seen a girl or what?" Yukari asked and looked forward to Kakashi. "Sasuke you would now put your chair back down and pick up your books. I want to start slowly with the class," said Kakashi. Sasuke put down his chair in a bad mood, picked up his books, put them on the top corner of the table and sat down. "The class is really crazy," Yukari thought. For the rest of the hour, Kakashi talked about something that Yukari didn't catch a single word. She thought all the time about her father who had gone on a journey many years ago. When Yukari heard the school bell ring, she was startled. "Hey Yukari, do you want to eat with us?" asked a pink-haired girl. Yukari nodded and got up. "By the way, I'm Sakura." "Nice to meet you," Yukari said with a smile.There were two more girls. "That's Ino and Temari," said Sakura to the two girls. "That was really awesome from you," said Ino. "That's right. You are the very first person who did something like that with Sasuke. Well here at school anyway," said Temari. "Where are the others?" asked Sakura. "They are already in the cafeteria," answered Ino. "Good. Let's go to them then," Temari said.
Sakura, Ino and Temari went to the cafeteria with Yukari. "We always sit back there with Hinata and Tenten," said Sakura. "Come on, let's sit down with the two," said Temari. Sakura, Ino, Temari and Yukari sat down with the two of them at the table. "Well Yukari. Class occurs," said Tenten immediately. "That was really awesome. Didn't think you'd take his books and throw him in the face," said Hinata. "But you should be careful with Sasuke. He is our deputy student representative and also class representative," said Temari. "Do you think that interests me," said Yukari. "You're really not holding back anything," Ino said with a smile. "That's right I noticed. Especially when you said don't look so stupid," said Tenten. "Do you even know who that is?" asked Hinata. "Nope. I don't really care," Yukari replied. "This is Sasuke Uchiha," said Sakura. "Yes, and all girls love him," said Ino. "But you better take care of his big brother. His name is Itachi Uchiha and he is our head boy and, just like Sasuke, he is the class representative of his class," said Temari. "He also has a big brother. Great," said Yukari. "Have you ever heard the name Uchiha?" asked Hinata. "Nope not really. Just moved here two months ago and was less than thrilled that I should go to school, but well. I kind of like it here," Yukari replied with a smile. "You're kind of funny," said Ino. "Great. It doesn't do me any good," said Yukari."Why that?" asked Hinata. “Well, it's very simple. Because of this, nobody in my old village wanted to teach me any more. Most of the time I just ashes the teachers, "Yukari replied. Tenten, Temari, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Yukari started to laugh. The boys' table where all the boys from Yukari's class were sitting looked over at the girls." What are they laughing about now "asked Kiba curiously." Go there and ask, "said Naruto." Hey Shikamaru, let's go to them, "suggested Kiba." Go to whom? "asked a red-haired boy who sat down at the table." Over to the girls. Wanted to know what they are laughing at. Gaara "replied Kiba." Then just go, "said Gaara." We have to do that too, "said Shikamaru and slowly stood up with a yawn. Kiba and Shikamaru went to the girls who then stopped laugh when they saw the two of them. "Well you there," Ino said. "Well. What are you laughing at? "Asked Kiba." Oh, nothing important. Yukari just said something about herself from her old home "replied Sakura." And what would that be? "Asked Shikamaru." Ino had said I was funny. Then I said great doesn't do me any good. Hinata then asked why. Well, I replied that no more teachers in the village where I lived before wanted to teach me more, because I was just ashing them, "said Yukari. Kiba and Shikamaru also started to laugh briefly." I would like that seen, "said Kiba with a grin on his face." No, you'd rather not have. That's why I always got into real trouble with my parents, but well. Here I will start again and not ashes any more teachers, "said Yukari." You should too. Tsunade is not to be trifled with, "said Temari." I can imagine, "said Yukari." One question, Yukari. What do you have against Sasuke? "Asked Shikamaru." A lot. He's an arrogant, lousy, mean, inconsiderate idiot, "Yukari replied with a serious expression."Get to know him first. You get used to him being like that," said Sakura. "I don't. I don't even know how long I'll be here in Konoha," Yukari said and sighed. Everyone looked at her in amazement. "How do you mean the Yukari?" asked Hinata. "Well, we moved here two months ago because there is a war going on with us. My mother says that we might go back when the war is over. I hope to see my father again then. You know, my father was traveling many years ago Since then, I, my mother and my younger brother haven't seen him, "Yukari said. "That's ... I'm sorry for you," said Tenten. "Don't you need it. I'm just happy if I see him again at some point and don't have to leave here. I'm slowly starting to like being here with you," said Yukari. "Good. We would be happy if you stay here too. Especially because he's the first girl who doesn't