Chapter 2: Hidan in the loo
Or: AHHHHHHHHHHHH


Made by Jojo:

Hidan in the loo


My gaze slowly slid down the corridor. The door to the toilet was back there. When I opened it I saw a white-haired man who looked like Hidan from the manga series Naruto who was sitting on the closed toilet seat and a brown-haired girl who was sitting on his lap…. Hey wait a minute, isn't that me? Immediately the perspective of my eyes changed and I was right under the face of the Jashinists. Our lips approached slowly. "SHIT JOJO KILL ME !!!" I screamed and sat upright in my bed. Thank god just a dream. I picked myself up and padded to the door of my room. Across the hall and then into the bathroom. Shit my mom had it locked because the water pipe was broken. I shuffled down the stairs half awake and approached the horror loo. I opened the door AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and slammed it again. I opened it again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and slammed it shut again. I opened it again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and closed it again. I opened it again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and closed it again. I opened it again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and closed it again. I opened it again AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and closed it again. "Do you finally have it now?" came an annoyed voice from the bathroom. I peeked carefully through the crack in the door and was about to start screaming again when my hand was pressed to my mouth. "Shut up or you'll wake someone up. My face, your volume is almost similar to that of Godaime."

Added by Kathi on ICQ:
I tore myself free and dashed back to my room. And braked. Da..Da ... There was someone sitting on my bed! With an orange mask! And our cat on the lap! "Tobi is a good boy! Sweet little cat!" I slammed the door and snorted. then I ran up the stairs to Mum and Dad's room.Someone was snoring there. The room was pitch black. I crept to the bed. It was snoring on Papa's side .. so I lay down on Mam's half-bed.
As soon as I fell asleep, the person next to me started mumbling.
"I'm going to kill you all .." ~ Please ?! ~ .. ~ hm .. actually nobody is at home except me ..? ~ * snore * "Sasuuuuuukeeee .." * snore! * “AHHHHHHHH!” I jumped up and dashed down the stairs. The figure above made something like “the devil wasn’t here?” * Snore * I went quietly into my brother’s room, closed the door behind me and peeked through the keyhole. "HI!" suddenly someone said behind me. AHHHHHHH! A blue-haired woman stood in front of me and eyed me with interest.[JoJo: KONAN-CHAN !!!!! ]
"wa..w..wawa..who the hell are you?" Before the woman could answer, I dashed back outside. And promptly ran into someone. "the .. looks delicious .."

(now it's Jojo's turn again xD)

I slowly looked up. And saw ... and saw ... a thing. A black and white Venus-Man-Trap-like Something. "AHHHH the rabbit food is alive !!!!!!" Something licked its lips "" ... No, I don't think so "" Zetzu-chan? "I asked carefully . " Well, I think it's nice. Zetzu-chan sounds much better than Zetzu-kun… "I didn't get the further dispute about the thing because I shot into the living room. Now I was in the madhouse before the first time there was an orange-haired guy so many piercings that I couldn't count them and secondly, this guy was just sticking my little sister's flower earrings in his face. "Bread-sama? "The guy looked at me in amazement" How do you know the meaning of my name? "" D..d ... the ... my friend is learning French and because we are all Akafans, she told us, because that is how I wanted to get into our stories and ... "I took a deep breath."Another one," grumbled the orange-haired man. Now I was amazed ... no ... I was horrified "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KAREN AND JOJO !!!!" I yelled at him. "The one who lives over there in the house catapulted us here and at the moment Sasori and Deidara are taking care of her, and next we're looking for this Jojo." Said the guy very soberly and actually already scary. But it didn't go with the flower earrings and the… clothes from Karen's father? OH MY GO uh JASHIN. "Hey Leader-sama shouldn't we get the third one too," said the pseudo-Hidan from the bathroom door. (Various curses or the like were censored ^^). This sentence was the starting shot for me, I have to warn Jojo, and I shot out of the living room door into the garden across the fields directly to Jojo's house. Just think, it's two-thirty in the morning, behind me a horde of Psychos you me in the cute little horse nightgown with stains of chips sauce on it and uh ... that's not so important now. In any case, I'm running right across the fields that are not illuminated or the like and now a stream should come soon. Actually…


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So ^^ that would be Kappi 2 next, I'll come ^^ and ... um Karen's dad doesn't really have a good taste in fashion ^^ and Hidan had to clean up xD that's why he was in the toilet ^^