Translation
Verkehrte Welt
Was passiert, wenn man Klischees einfach mal umdreht...
Shopping with a difference ...
So here is the sequel that many readers have been asking for.
I tried to go a step further, especially when it comes to humor.
But now I don't want to keep you tortured anymore ^^
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“Uuuuuh woooooow!” A scream echoed through the shopping mall and Sasuke ran like a tarantula into the shoe shop, in whose shop window he had just discovered these beautiful shoes. Sakura, however, put her hands on her hips and just shook her head incomprehensibly.
"I just don't understand the men. How can you freak out about a pair of shoes?", And before she knew it, the Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, Pein and Suigetsu ran after their friend into the shoe store. The group of young women paused for a moment.
"Shouldn't we better go with you?", Hinata hesitantly asked the others. "Yes, it would be better. Otherwise they'll take the whole place apart," Temari sighed. "And what would be even worse if they started spending our hard-earned money on shoes again," added Konan. "Just last week Sasuke used my credit card again to pay for his three new pairs of pants and five T-shirts!" Complained Sakura. "Then let's go!" Karin admonished to hurry and pushed the other girls into the shoe shop.
"NEEEIIIIIIIIN !!!", Sasuke could be heard howling between the shoe shelves. No sooner had Sakura reached her boyfriend than he fell into her arms and looked at her with wet eyes. “The shoes are no longer my size!” “All the better, then you won't overdraw my account again,” Sakura replied spitefully. "You are so mean, but you don’t allow me anything!", Sasuke sniffed. "I'm not indulging you?", Sakura asked horrified. "Isn't it enough for you that I bought you a gold bracelet and these expensive new pants from G-Star for your birthday!"" But I want these shoes, "he whined on. The pink-haired woman, however, ignored him and let herself fall onto one of the soft armchairs that stood next to each shelf, without taking her eyes off her friend as he continued through the rows of shoes rummaged.
In the far corner of the store, Hinata was fighting Naruto. "But take a look at them, honey! Such beautiful, soft leather. And the design first. Do you see these fine ornaments here on the side? They're perfect for festive occasions, aren't they? And they'd go perfectly with the suit that I bought last week, right? ", asked the blonde, holding the object of his desire under his girlfriend's nose. The Hyuuga pushed the shoe out of sight. "You already have enough walking shoes. You don't need a new pair and the suit wouldn't have been necessary either, you already have five others hanging in the closet," said Hinata sullenly. "But these are wine red, I don't have one in the color yet. Please honey," Naruto begged.
"No."
"Biiiiiiiiite!"
"No!"
"Büdde, büdde, büdde!"
“No, damn it!” The young woman remained tough.
After half an hour the girls had managed to get their men out of the shop without them having bought a new pair of shoes. Only Karin hadn't been able to dissuade Suigetsu from buying a new pair of flip-flops for the summer. The boys couldn't pass the next shop either. "Oh, this is H&M, let's go in there!", Neji called, hooked up to Shikamaru and pulled him into the clothes store. The others did not have to be told twice either and followed the two outliers.
"Wait a minute!" Said Konan, stopping Pein and pulling him back by the collar. "The girls and I are going to Media Markt as long as we can meet again here at 3 o'clock. And don't give a shit," she warned her friend, lowering her voice menacingly.“Oh crap!” Sakura hit her forehead and stormed into the shop. After a minute, however, she came out again and triumphantly waved a small plastic card in her hand. "I took my credit card from Sasuke so that he wouldn't do any nonsense again," she proudly announced before she and her friends went to the electronics store.
"No, no. I would not recommend Sony, it would be better to use Panasonic. They have a much better quality ..." warned Temari Tenten, who then put the camcorder down again and looked around for devices of the recommended brand. "My last video camera was from Sony and I really only had problems with it. Now I have one from Panasonic ... ah exactly, this one is it!", Said the blonde and took the camera from the shelf to show it to her friend. "Ah, they already have a successor. Then I would take this one if I were you, it's expensive, but it's really worth the investment," said Temari and put the camcorder back in her hand, reached for the one next to it and handed him over to the brown-haired one. She looked at the device from all sides. "If you say it's good I'll take it," she decided and put the camera back on the shelf and bent down to take a wrapped one out of the compartment. "Thanks for the tip."
In the TV department, Konan and Sakura were discussing the ideal properties of a television. "Well, flat screen has become a must. The best thing is if you can also put it on the wall," said Sakura firmly.
"If you don't want to spend a fortune, you should stay under 50 inches," said Konan.
"Yes, but if you really want to enjoy football, it has to be around 70 inches, that will be much better. Then all you need is the beer in your right hand, in the left you have the remote control and the fun can begin" Sakura disagreed."Hmm, you're right again and Hollywood action hits are sure to come across really well," Konan agreed. "However, you would need enough space in the apartment to hang it on the wall or place it somewhere."
"Oh, what doesn't fit is made to fit!" Joked the pink-haired woman.
"I could throw away a few things from Pein, he has way too many odds and ends anyway," Konan said furtively.
"Well, but first of all earn enough money to be able to buy something like that ...", Sakura ended the discussion and the two women left the TV department to look for their other friends.
Karin and Hinata were currently in the game department. "Yeah, Fifa 2009 is finally out! I have to have it!", Hinata cheered and grabbed the copy of the game for the Playstation 3. "It's lucky I got the Playstation 3 two months ago," she said with a smile turned to her companion.
"Oh man, and Tekken 6 will be released four more weeks. I can't wait that long!" Karin wailed. "Oh yes, you wanted to borrow Tekken 5 from me," said the Hyuuga.
"That's right, but I only have the version for the Playstation 2."
"Anyway, I'll dig the old thing out of the basement again. I just have to be careful that Naruto doesn't start crying again. Or what would be worse if he wants to play the Sims 2 again and overwrites all of my savegames "Man, I wanted to smack him on the wall back then," Hinata exclaimed.
"WTF ?! It must have taken months until you were up to speed again!" Said Karin, shocked.
"Well, at least I played through Resident Evil 4 again within two weeks. I just have the most practice in it and the game is really easy," bragged Hinata. "Hina, you are our crack when it comes to shooting games," joked Temari, who was just joining the two console game freaks with Tenten, and patted Hinata on the shoulder.A little later, Sakura and Konan joined the group. Together they made their way towards the cash registers, where they then had to wait for Hinata and Tenten, as they had to pay for their objects of desire.
In the meantime, the guys had taken H&M by storm. Separately they roamed through the shelves and clothes racks, always vigilant so that no gem would escape their waking gaze. Sasuke snuck through the selection of summer t-shirts and there it was! This shirt in soft pink. Body-hugging. Ideal for showing off his dream figure, for which he spent two hours in the gym on the stepper four times a week. He headed straight for the clothes rack on which the object of his desire was hanging. Seeing himself in the T-shirt before his eyes, he reached for it and was amazed to feel resistance. He looked to the side and looked directly into the grinning face of Naruto, who at that moment had turned the corner and had also reached for the t-shirt. "Stay away from my T-shirt", the Sasuke snapped. "It's not yours yet," the Uzumaki railed. "But I saw it first!", And with a jerk the Uchiha pulled the garment to him. "Hey, watch out, you're running out of it," Naruto shouted, horrified.
"Then let go!"
"No way!"
"Take it in blue. That suits you much better. That goes perfectly with the color of your eyes."
"I want the pink one!", The blonde remained stubborn.
"Oh oh, here comes Hinata," said Sasuke and looked worriedly behind his friend. "Where?" Said the latter and turned around, startled. "Haha, tricked," Sasuke shouted triumphantly, took the opportunity, tore the shirt from him and stormed towards the changing room. "Hey, that's not fair!" Naruto wailed. Then, however, the thought occurred to him to check whether there was still a T-shirt of this size in his size on the stand and was lucky. He happily made his way towards the changing room.Neji and Shikamaru had been there for a few minutes. "And how do you like it?", Shikamaru wanted to know and turned once in a circle. "I think the color suits you really well," Neji encouraged him. "And the jeans? Don't you think that my bottom looks too fat?", The Nara asked doubtfully and turned to the mirror so that he could see his other side well. "Are you kidding me ?! You totally have that hot ass in it, such a sweet apple bottom", and with these words Neji gave his friend a slap on the ass. "Well, if you say that ..."
The only ones who weren't in the locker room now were Pein and Suigetsu. They were still busy choosing clothes. "No, no, purple is definitely a trend this year. Take a look around here." "I'm not that into purple, I prefer petrol", Suigetsu bitterly. "That was totally out, that was a trend two years ago, but not anymore. You always lag behind. And just look how nicely this lilac shirt would go with