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Chaos Interview
Ein Interview... das niemals eins war!!
The "girl" + the traumatized redhead ...
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,, Please ... what do you want Mr. Uchiha ?? '' the lovely nurse asked the traumatized Itachi. "Could you turn on the TV ?? '' he asked and shortly afterwards he looked at the Milka advertisement. "For me too, please ..." wailed the blue-haired woman, who had bandaged all 10 fingers.
(Itachi is traumatized because of the many ... fan gifts ... I don't want to know ... what he got ...
Me:Soooo ... now it's 8 o'clock again ... and you know what that means !! * grin * Here they are !! Our new * cough * victims * cough * guests !!
Deidara, Hidan, Tobi and Sasori:* come on stage irritated *
Me:Huh ?? I thought there is only one girl with you ... * look at Deidara *
Deidara:* flinches * Did you just mean that I am a girl, un? * looking at me gusts *
Me:Yeah ...
Deidara: I AM NOT A GIRL, UN !!! * picks up his chair * * throws it on the floor *
[b]Me:But you have the temper of one !! * grin *
Deidara:Grrrrr ..., un * growls *
Me:Okey, Okey ... then you are just not a girl ... * calm him down *
Deidara:* -. - * Also only now thought of it, un !!
Sasori:* looking around bored *
Tobi:Tobi is a good boy !! Tobi likes you !! Tobi likes everyone !!! * totally happy grins *
Hidan:Tobi ... SHUT UP YOUR CURSED MOUTH !! NOBODY LIKE YOU ... SO PULL THE LINE !!! * Tobi yells at *
Tobi:* starts to cry * Tobi is a good boy ...
Me: Hey !! * Tobi comforts * Jashin won't like what you're pulling off here !! * Hidan göööze look *
Hidan:Aren't you the one I chase in dreams and then kill?
I:* O. O * D ... Yes!
Deidara:AHA !! Now we know, un !! Hidan chases little girls, then plays dirty games with them and then kills them, un !! * points to Hidan *
Me: Hey !! I am not small !! I'm 1.60 after all! * be proud * // Well ... it's not that big either ... //
Hidan:dirty games ... tzz ... as if I needed something like that ...
Tobi: What are dirty games Hidan-san? Tobi also wants to play dirty games !!
Me:* drop * * change subject * Sasori !! You have a doll collection ... can we take a look at some of them ??
Sasori:* shoulders shrugs * * dolls conjured up *
Employee:BABSI !! We have run out of wood for the heating stove !! * stumbles over the dolls * Hmmm ... well ... * takes dolls * * throws them in the oven *
Sasori:* involuntarily watched the whole thing * M ... my dolls ... dolls !! * TT.TT *
Hidan:YEAH !! Burn your dolls Breeeheeennt !! Wooohoooo !!!
Me:S ... Sasori ?? All right ??
Deidara: Danna, un ??
Sasori:* sitting there petrified *
Me:We'll send you a new toolbox and we'll have enough wood for you to make new ones ... Okey ?? * dear look *
Sasori: I want your body !! * looks at me psychologically *I:* O. O * What a marriage ... But I'm sorry ... I already belong to my Denise !! * Show contract *
Sasori:* Vertarg takes * * him up * Oops ...
Me:Luckily it was only a copy !! I hid the original there ... where no one[/u]can go !!
Hidan:In your bra ?? * grins *
Me:* Hidan a shy * NO !! How perverted are you?
Hidan:Hmm ... * very perverse grin * Well ... if he's not THERE ... Let me check if you're not lying, and you BUT hide her in your bra !!
Me:* totally red * * hit Hidan with a fist * you disgusting pervert !! One more turn-on and you'll be kicked out on edge !!
Deidara:* Sasori comforts * I'll get you your new body Danna, Un !! * looks at me *
Me:* swallow loudly * // Mamii !! Help!!! //
Hidan:* looks at Saso * * then looks at me * I'll help you Puppenheini !! * makes psycho laugh *
Tobi:* runs to me * NO !! Sasori-san !! Tobi protects Babsi-chan !! Tobi is a good boy !!
Sasori:* böööze looks *
Tobi:* runs away * Tobi apologizes Babsi-chan !!
I:* -. - * Anyway ... Stop looking at me like that ... Or I'll get the security service !!
Sasori:* ties me up with chakra threads *
I:* -. - * Let go of me !!
Deidara:* stuffs my mouth with a piece of cloth *
I:* -. - "* // I should have called the security service beforehand! // Hmmh !! Mhhhm !! * try to call the security *
Hidan:May I curse the bitch ??
Sasori: No ... I need her alive !!
Tobi:* comes back with security *
Sasori, Hidan and Deidara:* behave 'normal' again *
Me:* spits out stuff * uh !! Was that Hidan's socks? How disgusting!!
Deidara: Nop ... His boxers !! * grins *
Me:* blue run up * * pass out *
Tobi: Is Babsi-chan related to Kisame-san? Or does Babsi-chan play in Avatar?
Hidan:* runs to the toilet * * checks if he's still wearing his boxers * // Phew ... but ... huh ?? When do I wear pink plush thongs? // * -.- *
Deidara:* grins shabbily to himself * // Muahahaha !! Now Hidan is wearing a Fantanga! I am better than Chris Angel !! // (= D Chris is soooo cool !! xDD)
Me:* come to me again * Okeeey ... I think it's better ... if you go now ... * wringing smile *
Sasori:* grabs me on his shoulder * * takes me with him *
Me:Uaah !! But I'll see you again tomorrow !! * show in cameras *
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Sooooo ... That's it again ... ^^
Do I get commies?
* dog look *
HEL Babsiii !!