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Akatsuki gaaaanz anders (oneshots)
Akatsuki game night
The boss Pein slept comfortably on his desk. On the desk it said, do not disturb! (This is especially true for Tobi !!!). Tobi arrived and you all probably know what he's about to do. He stands behind Pein, who was still lying unsuspectingly with his head on the table and was sleeping, and screamed as loudly as possible: “Hey boss, are you still sleeping !!!? "Then Pein jumped up angrily, pushed Tobi over and said:" You can't read Tobi !! " The others can read, so why do I still have to be able to? "" You, YOU !!! "Pein got really angry. "Hey boss, I would have forgotten why I came to you. "Pein slowly got down again because he doesn't want to waste his anger on Tobi." Well, why did you come to me? "" Because I have a great idea what we could all do together today. "" And what? "" Well, an Akatsuki game night, just for the Akatsuki. Isn't it great? Please can we make one. Because I've already bought cake. ",, * sigh * Well, then we'll just have an Akatsuki game night." Pein called everyone and announced, annoyed by Tobi, that a game night was going to be held this evening. Tobi just called over and over again: ,, Jippi !! A game night !! Jippi !!
At Akatsuki Game Night ...
The big Akatsuki game night was how to put it? Ah, I've got it, dead boring.
Some Akas just sat on the sofa, some stood and some sat on the floor.
"This game night is so much fun." Said Itachi, of course he meant it ironically.
"Monopoli was fun." Said Sasori, who was sitting on the edge of the sofa. "Yes, if someone hadn't stolen the banknotes from the bank over and over again." said Hidan, looking at Kakuzu. "I love playing games." Said Deidara, who was playing stairs and snakes on the floor. He was really happy until his game figure had to climb an orochimaru snake. Deidara was really angry, he was trembling with anger. Then he let all his anger in a scream out. ,, Rrrrroooaaarrr !!! " he screamed. Everyone is frightened. Hidan's hair stood up, Sasori fell from the sofa and Zetzu clung to Kisame. I don't want to say what happened to Tobi, because he'll say it himself right away. “I have to wake up my pants, I'll be right back. "Itachi, who was sitting next to Tobi, looked briefly at Tobi's place and moved further to the edge. Just for information, Tobi was sitting in the middle, not that you think Itachi is moving further towards Tobi's place. But now back to the story., "So what now?" Itachi asked. "How about 7 minutes in the closet?" Asked Hidan. "With a girl?" Itachi said, "Well, .... maybe ...." Itachi said again. And one more thing I have to say, I think that I write Itachi here as a talk bag, I mean, he now has to say me believe that should be forbidden, but let's continue with the story.Itachi was just thinking in his head that Deidara could almost be assigned to the girl category. ,,O. k, and what do we do now? "asked Hidan. At the same time everyone shouted:" Beer !!! "
10 minutes later...
"What's going on here !?" asked Tobi, horrified. The game night has turned into a night of drinking.
Itachi holds a microphone behind his back and throws his hair forward and then back again like in metal (the music of course), Deidara and Sasori wear Fuchs' costumes and dance, Pein takes off his coat and makes one super cool and Kisame is that Climax. Kisame is walking around the room completely naked. !! Please do not imagine that thoughts could be etched away !! Everyone was crazy like never before, really.
The next morning ...
Hidan was the first to wake up and woke the others with a gentle, "What a F *** is that! "Everyone woke up immediately." Why do I have girls' charms on my face ?! " shouted Hidan angrily. "Why am I tied up?" Asked Zetzu. "Where are my piercings?" asked Pein. "Why am I wearing a fox costume?" Asked Sasori. "Why am I tied to a game?" asked Kakuzu. "Why am I naked?" Asked Kisame, who thank god only appeared with his torso behind the sofa. "Why are you naked?" Itachi asked, who actually only repeated Kisame's question to say something. "Hey, where are Tobi and Deidara?" Konan asked. Everyone looked stupid from the laundry. Hidan opened the closet door. Deidara stood tied up in the closet, cried and only had his underpants on. Tobi was standing next to him with a gun . ,, Come on and take off that too. " Tobi threatened him. Hidan closed the door slowly and everyone went to bed, except Tobi and Deidara.