It was early in the morning. As the sun was just rising, all Akatsuki were awakened from their sleep with a very loud megaphone. Today Hidan was on wake-up duty. And he didn't want to waddle into every single room and wake up every single Akatsuki with a quiet "get up", since he knows that they would then continue to sleep. So he stood on the table or whenever he had wake up duty otherwise a high place and yelled like crazy into the megaphone, which was echoed extremely loudly: "Wake up you lazy sacks!" Everyone woke up, everyone except Tobi. But Hidan knew (actually everyone knew that) how to wake Tobi. He threw a water balloon at him. Tobi finally woke up and pouted, “Why did you throw me off with a water balloon? "Because we have to go to this stupid school again today." I should have said one more thing, all of the Akatsuki are children. Well not all. Because Pain, Zetzu, Konan and Kakuzu are all grown up, otherwise there wouldn't be any teachers in the school. Which would be great for the Akatsuki kids, but I think they will have fun with these teachers too. On to the story.

At the Akatsuki dining table ...
“The school will definitely be great again !! ", said a happy Tobi." I hope we have art today. ", Deidara hoped. “Well, I think swimming is the best subject. ", said Kisame." I just think the school is stupid. ", Itachi moaned. “Why do we have to go to school at all? We are already master students and have already passed the ninja academy. ", Itachi asked angrily." But, we still have to learn a lot more about the Bijus and we also have to work all day without a break. " Sasori said sleepily. You're right about that. But I think the only great thing about the school is that today we have Mr. Kakuzu in science, and in art and swimming we have Ms. Konan. "Said Hidan." Yes, and in biju history and martial arts we have Mr. Pain we have with Mr. Zetzu, oh, and unfortunately we also have detention with Mr. Kakuzu. Have I forgotten one? ", Deidara asked. ,, Nope, you haven't forgotten anyone. That was all. ", answered Kisame." Deidara, can I sit next to you with art? " asked Tobi. "I'm sorry, but I'm already sitting next to Sasori, in all the subjects." Replied Deidara. "Oh, what a shame." Tobi went into a corner and smiled. “Oh, don't be so mean now, Deidara. Tobi is a good boy. "Said Sasori." Yes, but he always looks at me so stupidly, and I find that scary and stupid. "" Oh, come on, you scaredy. ",, * sigh * Ok, I'll do it." So Sasori got Deidara around after all. Actually, Sasori just wanted to see Deidara get angry. "Ok Tobi, you can sit next to me. "Really?" Tobi suddenly stood behind Deidara. ,, Tobi, stop sneaking up like that all the time !! "" I'm sorry, Deidara.I'll never do it to YOU ​​again. Promised. "Ok." "Hey, can you stop talking, we have to hurry, otherwise we'll be late and get in trouble !! "called Kisame.


At Akatsuki School, at art class ...
The Aka Kids, as I call them, are currently having art with Ms. Konan.
,, Hey Deidara, what are you doing right now? "" Tobi, you can see that, I'm making a bird out of clay, because that's what I can do best. "" Can I help? "No, just don't believe it ..." Already done. Tobi touched the bird's head and whoosh, it fell down. ,, Grrrr .... Tobiiii !!!!! "" Um, I'll go to detention. Bye !! "" Tobi, I'll kill you !!!!!! I swear it !!! "Deidara, calm down.", Sasori tried to calm Deidara, "Leave him alone, he is not worth it. "" You are right Sasori. He is not worth feeling my anger at the moment. "" That is good and to your bird, you can definitely make a better and more stable one. “Thank you Sasori.” Deidara and Sasori hug each other briefly and then continue with their figures.


In the class of jewelery history ...
Mr. Pain wasn't there yet.
"Hey, put my head back on my body, right now you dumbbells !! ", Hidan yelled angrily because Kisame and Itachi kept throwing Hidan's head back and forth and Hidan's body was just lying still and motionless on his desk. Tobi wrote something on a strange looking pink piece of paper and Deidara chatted with Sasori.
Suddenly someone tore the door open and that someone was none other than Mr. Pain. He wore a black coat underneath a black, sleeveless t-shirt and matching black trousers. He also wore black sunglasses. He looked like a secret agent. "Ok kids, take out your books then. "Yes, Mr. Pain, sir." all of them said at once, obediently, as if in chorus. But Pain was suspicious. “Ok, what did you guys do while I wasn't in the classroom? " ,,Nothing at all." said the Aka Kids, of course, quite unsuspectingly. “And why, if I may ask, is Hidan's head not on his body, but on the table next to him? "" Uh, I just wanted to try something different. " said Hidan. "Ah yes, I see. Then in the next FOLLOW-UP HOUR, Mr Kakuzu should sew your head back on. "" Oh mano. But at least Mr. Kakuzu will take care of me. " said Hidan reassured. “Ok, so turn to your books on page 140 and you read the text to Deidara. “If it has to be.” After 10 minutes they had finished the text and the school bell rang afterwards.


In the break ...
"Well that was by far the most boring text I've ever read." Hidan grumbled. "Stop it, you were just sleeping and not paying attention." said Sasori. “You see, this damn text is so boring. You fall asleep when you just read the first word. This is stupid. "" The Bijustunden are mostly boring.So cool off. "" But what was that about Mr. Pain. He was totally stupid to walk around like that. You almost think he's James Bond. It's annoying and stupid. Besides, he came way too late today and I think that's totally stupid. ", 'Why do you think that's stupid? So we finally had some time to chat or do our homework. "Yes, but if it hadn't been too late, I wouldn't have to carry my head under my arm and I wouldn't have to be detained. That's stupid." "Why do you think everything is stupid, annoying or chafed? "Don't ask me, that's annoying." "Uh ..." xD xD xD


In swimming lessons ...
All Aka Kids are in the water by the lake. "Hey Itachi, come on you lame snail. Come on. Hahaha! "Kisame laughed at Itachi." Angerber. You also have fish as parents, fish boy! "" Firstly, my parents are not fish and secondly, I'm still faster than you! Hahaha! ",, Grrr ...."
With Deidara, Sasori and Tobi ...
,, Leave that Tobi! "I'm sorry, Deidara, I'll never tickle your foot again. I promise." "* Sigh * Okay, but never do that again, get it! "" Got it. "" Good! "Said Deidara when Sasori called to him afterwards:" Hey Deidara, forget about Tobi and swim faster. You're still losing touch! Even Tobi has already passed you! " "I'm trying, but you have it easy because wood floats, you woodhead. I also tend to be more active in the air. I can only fish bombs in the water. "" Unfortunately you are not allowed to use jutsus here. That is strictly forbidden in swimming lessons. "" I know, but I'm still not fast in the water. "" Then go to the bank, run to school, get dressed and come back. But explain it to Ms. Konan. "" I'll do it! Bye! "And what happens, Deidara never came back and Tobi had also disappeared. Where were they? The other Aka Kids went back to school. Then they saw Deidara and Tobi. Deidara pushed Tobi out of the changing room again and again." Tobi, disappear !!! ",, No, I just want to get my water ring, because to inflate it. "" Because you have to go get it when I'm finished! "" Oh, Deidara. You're welcome!!! "No and now get out of here !!" Deidara roared and kicked Tobi against the wall with a great force. After that, Tobi just cried for the rest of the time. He was even still crying when they got home.

Back home ...
,, Whaaa !! "Tobi howled the ears of the others while they were doing homework." Tobi is finally starting your homework or there is something in the face that hurts a lot! "Hidan roared. "Deidara is to blame for the whole thing !!" said Kisame angrily. "Deidara, apologize to him!" Itachi asked Deidara. "It never started!" Replied Deidara. "Oh, do it now. He's still roaring our ears. If you don't, you will eat under the table tonight and there will be no dessert for you!" Itachi grumbled like an adult."Well, I'll go." Deidara said annoyed and went to the crying Tobi. ,, Tobi is really sorry that I threw you out of the locker room when I wanted to change. "" Really. * sniff * ",, Yes, really." (of course not really). "So are you doing your homework now or not? "" Ok! But I still have one question. "" And which one? "Why would you like me to do my homework? It's my problem if I don't do it, right?" Because Hidan always forgets his homework, the teachers have a stupid new rule: If someone doesn't do his homework, everyone gets in trouble. Got it. "" Yes, I'd better do my homework now. "" Good. "Everyone went back to their homework. Ate a bit afterwards and then went to bed.

You probably thought it was over now, didn't you? But a lot happens during the night.

At night ....
Everyone was sleeping, except for Hidan, who had to share a room with Itachi and someone else. Someone who had flaky skin, gills, sharp teeth, and blue skin who could also snore very, very loudly. Hidan couldn't stand this snoring. He also didn't know how Itachi could endure this snoring. But Itachi had a very simple trick. He stuffed a lot of cotton wool in his ears. But back to poor Hidan. He got up and went to the refrigerator. , Hidan was very strange because he didn't go to the refrigerator to eat but to sleep. Yes, he grabbed a chair, opened the refrigerator door and fell asleep. Sometimes he took a large piece of cheese for a pillow, nobody knows why he did that, and why he went to the fridge, apart from all that. Nobody knew. But nobody wanted to know either, because that way they could all sleep peacefully.