Translation
Chaos Interview
Ein Interview... das niemals eins war!!
The two crazy ones !!
,, Hey !! Does one of you mindless brains still know the station where this crazy cow is playing!?! I want to see what she's doing with Kakuzu and Zetsu !! '' shouted the Jashinist who made himself comfortable with popcorn and a Coke from the TV and zapped through the program. At"Interview me!"he stayed.
Me:* Come to the studio * Hallooow people! * wink * Since I was, luckily, saved * looking at my Schadz * I can introduce a duo today !! * gg * And zwaaaar ... Kakuzu and Zetsu !!
The two:* come in * * sit down *
Zetsu:* mumbles * hunger ... * audience sees * * drooling *
Me:* Look at Zetsu * No Zetsu !! Don't eat !! Bad plant!
Zetsu:* dropt *
Me:* cough * Alsoo ~ What I always wanted to know ... * look at Zetsu * Why can you eat so much ??
Zetsu:* dropt * Because I'm constantly hungry !! * drools *
Me:* drop * And why are YOU so stingy? * look at Kakuzu *
Kakuzu:* sfz * I'm not stingy! I'm just taking precaution! * smile *
Me:* double drop * Does anything exciting ever happen to you?
Kakuzu:* Zetsu squinted *
Zetsu:* crouching with his mouth full * mhhmm ... mhhmm ...
Me:* drop * 1. You don't speak with your mouth full ... 2. WHAT DO YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!
Zestu:* open your mouth *
Me:* Make-up-maker pulls out * Say do you still have them all!?! * zetsu waddles * THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MAN !!
Zetsu: In case you haven't noticed ... Me. Am No. Normal. Human!! * .__. *
Me:Yes! Well ~ Oke ... But not !! * drop *
Kakuzu:* audience eyes * // Okey ... There are about 50 people sitting in here! // * drooling without noticing * // If each of them about 350 ryo !! * drooling even more * // then I would have 17,500 ryo more !! // * waterfall drooling * // And Zetsu something to eat !! // * gg *
Me:* drop * * see Kakuzu's face hungry for money * Um ... * see Zetsu's face hungry for people * I think ... It is better now if you * cough * piss * cough * mass murderers go now !! * she chases out * Until next time guys !! * wink * * swallow aspirin *
_________
Heeey !! ^^
Sryyy !!
I know...
Took a long time and was totally short !!
* -.- *
Sry !!
* o.o *
But do I still get commies!?!
* dear look *
Good to you
Your Babsi
<3
Me:* Come to the studio * Hallooow people! * wink * Since I was, luckily, saved * looking at my Schadz * I can introduce a duo today !! * gg * And zwaaaar ... Kakuzu and Zetsu !!
The two:* come in * * sit down *
Zetsu:* mumbles * hunger ... * audience sees * * drooling *
Me:* Look at Zetsu * No Zetsu !! Don't eat !! Bad plant!
Zetsu:* dropt *
Me:* cough * Alsoo ~ What I always wanted to know ... * look at Zetsu * Why can you eat so much ??
Zetsu:* dropt * Because I'm constantly hungry !! * drools *
Me:* drop * And why are YOU so stingy? * look at Kakuzu *
Kakuzu:* sfz * I'm not stingy! I'm just taking precaution! * smile *
Me:* double drop * Does anything exciting ever happen to you?
Kakuzu:* Zetsu squinted *
Zetsu:* crouching with his mouth full * mhhmm ... mhhmm ...
Me:* drop * 1. You don't speak with your mouth full ... 2. WHAT DO YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!
Zestu:* open your mouth *
Me:* Make-up-maker pulls out * Say do you still have them all!?! * zetsu waddles * THIS IS NOT A NORMAL MAN !!
Zetsu: In case you haven't noticed ... Me. Am No. Normal. Human!! * .__. *
Me:Yes! Well ~ Oke ... But not !! * drop *
Kakuzu:* audience eyes * // Okey ... There are about 50 people sitting in here! // * drooling without noticing * // If each of them about 350 ryo !! * drooling even more * // then I would have 17,500 ryo more !! // * waterfall drooling * // And Zetsu something to eat !! // * gg *
Me:* drop * * see Kakuzu's face hungry for money * Um ... * see Zetsu's face hungry for people * I think ... It is better now if you * cough * piss * cough * mass murderers go now !! * she chases out * Until next time guys !! * wink * * swallow aspirin *
_________
Heeey !! ^^
Sryyy !!
I know...
Took a long time and was totally short !!
* -.- *
Sry !!
* o.o *
But do I still get commies!?!
* dear look *
Good to you
Your Babsi
<3